Great question. Where would jebus go to college
Holy cross
Great question where is global planet swag
housed by men. Top. Men.
Great question is it the paddle that makes a pickle ball player
it’s being smugletes…..smug a clock news at the msnerrrr. ruff!!
Great question. Could you use steak ems as a wig
hell yeah. Get aged provolone. Maybe peppers and onions to feed the birds toppins. i like bread crumbs. maybe cha-baaaaaata. at your leisure.
Great question should we chalk up tay curing cancer
eras tu, eras tu, eras tu
great question if your leader is a smurf, would you know you are in a cult
they brainwash you. a little generous are we. so many people. and that, is why the zombies won’t eat tonight
Great question if i died in a hospital would i get a chalk outline
maybe a wiped behind and a thunderous bill. thunderous.
Great question is death better business than baby
unless its P.P. than its a two-fur
Great question what happens if another country does better at global getting it on
It’ll be a hard day’s hoping. if you aint the number one earth saver, you’re just the first loser.
Great question is the difference: bike lanes are ten points, walking five points, and together twenty points
If the bike in question is going away from you, add five. what if it is a tandem? two wheels. five points.
great question if you have no friends, can you have no enemies
cept coma. coma, where art thou? are you snug, do you have a bug? coma, do you cry in your dry, do you lie in silence? coma, i took your socks.
Great question is it true, the person who calls another person a racist, is free from being a racist
that is school yard justice 101
great question if time takes time, why does ABC evening news take so much of it
You have to turn it around. what would they be doing if they were not on abc evening news? Interns at the d triple C. Thank god for the eh bee see
Great question isn’t the cause of global warming loneliness. and if loneliness is the problem, why do the connected mock the plight of disconnected
we have to open the hearts before we can open the minds
Great question are we saying, if, if vegans had a time machine and went back to the dinasaur age, saw Indiana Jones had taken one down and was grilling a steak, they wouldn’t nibble
Yep. damn right taste dinasaur. taste like chicken. just like the bible
Great question why do liberals think disrespect is free
cause they like round-a-bouts. round-a-bout you all day long
Great question. If you fart at the state fair, is it a fart
technically no since no one there earns enough money to be offended.
great question was jebus onboarding
nailed it
Great question why do we attempt to quantify pain
to believe you have it worse. moo-hoo-hahaha!
Great question if you do the gender portal, should you be able to vote twice
yes. no. one sticker.
Great question. if you go out of your way at the clinic, just damn near perfect, honor in numbers and numbers don’t lie. if you reach for the fiteen abortion that day, do you feel pretty damn good.
some days you wonder why you and the hero look the same.
Great question do you use sunblock on a turkey
i think you do. never be too careful. it gets cancer and the stuffing is fucked. thanksgiving rides on the stuffing. just like me. Yep. Lot of sage. Heh,heh,heh
Great question does canada give better scratchies
yep. they have the time. Unless Jewish. you have good northern pike but you need hate. and for what, for what. less there be truth in your hearts you would be honored in your souls.
Great question are we scared of losing the feelings we will never feel
someday. well sugar pie, someday is not part of the week. just part of the weak.
Great question what if the planet is durable like a good planet is
no! we have all the facts. less you share them. No! our facts. get your own facts. jerks.
Great question would i like to know how old my fat is
i would like to know if i’m marbled. maybe i’m prime. could be subprime.
Great question how scared am i right now
Hurting myself is on the table. no harm in leaving. Trying is an offer to lives for the better. Sometimes are hopes get cloudy. Not easy being in storms. In the end we all go. it is okay to die less we suffer for fools paradise. what bout those left behind? no one has been brave enough to be innocent.
Great question. does vanity fair wink at me sometimes
your righteous but yet you love fragrance ads. where is the moral consistency when you schlep nasal intimacy?
Great question do i miss what i hoped my dad would be
I think we all feel that.
Great question do people go to colorado to fart
travels farther in the thin air; just like your screams of despair. we have cans. well we have spam. we are cultured. your souls are sutured. we have nature. good luck with that.
Great question should they add some lavendar to our missiles
i’d make missile cologne. why not. maybe some rubs off on sodiers. beauty eh
Great question can you be poor and be in a truck commercial
why do you think they are in the goddamn commercial. we’re going downfield, read those signs. yes. soon we will all be in a truck commercial and then we can know peace. crab walk that BITCHES.
Great question will we know the exact person who saves the earth
bobby mcgee
Great question Starbucks in the crapper
i can’t see why not. duke. espresso. thank you.
Great question. is religion better with live music
anything to numb the noggin. jebus did not take the bass line for a walk.
Great question are we good enough to die together
i think if we dwell on that, maybe we are good enough to live together. remember: we all have the love, we just don’t have the handle most of the time
Great question. is not having a memory the secret to love
choking the past. lies fast. smell small. bills bought. and fights not. there is no secret when it is the longest running card game in the history of mankind.
Great question should therapists be continuosly pouring scotch
Proven. you are smarter when you pour hard liquor. except if your poor. than you can’t afford hard liquor. no you can’t. sorry it hurts. that’s how you know it is working
Great question if you attempt suicide but don’t die, do you get credit as an attempt
i certainly hope not. the number becomes the crutch and the crutch bears your future as the darkest time is the most verbal effort. alas, don’t talk til you find the sweetner for your dark roast.
Great question could we have a casual prison for the relatedly unwanted
florida. how are ya? not bad here. good luck with that bridge you call identity.
great question which astranaut is the plumber
That is one small step for a but crack
Great question are men meaner than women
women live longer, that’s pretty damn mean. we take care of our bodies. all we wanted was your mind in our heart. what you want and what you get are not the same thing in the real world. allegedly.
great question do we have a definition of racism
opportunity
great question if you scratch a coma’s ear does their leg twitch
cutest darn thing
great question should native americans tie in with bikers
nice two fer. entitled and fit. oooph. who needs a candy jar after that snack
great question are yoga teachers caddies of the soul
don’t they know it. we are one. one that’s full of it…..har, har, har
great question is there anything sadder than a parent with nothing left to give
Love is sad. the floor of humility
great question if you carry your yoga mat with you is that like me carrying a knapkin
one out of the two be clean. har har har
great question where is thy enemy for women
expectations
great question are swimmers marinated
Courtesy of Mr Freely no less.
great question the exact opposite of planned parenthood
farming
great question if we can’t imagine what it is like for you, why bark when we don’t even try
that’s not the point. if you cared you would try. no one wins when you pour the whine..
……no……you have to care so we can believe what we do matters…..no one loves you. no one cares. and no one wants to hear you. less the confusion. and how are the kids, super, always knew chess wasn’t not a bore board
great question is tv watching hereditary
hard to fight it. goddamn couches are pollinators.
great question what do you eat after your patient dies
crow…..i know. i think you would what Louis tells you to eat.
great question would they have a orphanage for smart kids
boarding school.
great question what is the over under on toaster strudel
there is no toaster strudel. Only drool
great question if i stood in napa valley, would i be a good year
depends where the cork is
great question is the military the same as porn
yes. nobody watches but everybody uses. shiiiiiit.
great question why do we pay to watch people who have energy
so we have the bastards in our sight.
great question if you are in a coma and the do good urrrrrrrs save the earth come all they are,
you wake up. are you allowed to take credit
no. the earth is a zero sum game. sport.
great question is tay’s greatest feature that she cannot be criticized.
seemingly.
great question should they raise the rate for abortions
Smokers pay. not the same. smoking kills. no. smoking fluffs the fluffies of legal diatribes. and the worst part, there is no flavor in abortion. menthol to beat all
great question if we used the fear we have to love each other would we stay a little longer
at the least the choice would be a bit more difficult. you would hope. maybe not. just saying we die with more love in us than we know. and for what, some drug that falsify studies. sombitch. sabitch. samich.
great question did bike lanes cause waco
it’s a reach just like corraling our streets
great question would it be cheaper to buy a baby at a gas station than a 20oz soda
you don’t need a baby. you are parched. and that fresh cool will help you read that map. and how nice, you can recycle too. oh the victories in front of me and you.
great question who are those cookies for in the pet store
why, why do you tempt us when no dog gives a bark but you want me to eat them. you need me to eat them on that wall.
great question should there be ballet during lent
no. no. pretty firm. like the ballet. even homage deserves penetence….no matter who passes, we need not see those olive asses aboard wood that does not give a ship. anybody that fit should catch balls.
great question should you be happy to have cancer
not bad. millions on your side. people feeling you up. drugs galore. let f-bombs fly. eat like a sewer. all i got is me. goddamnit.
great question less poor people, would we not know where to send our money
earth. just dig a hole and put in a sweaty wod of money.
great question when did word of god need a soundtrack
when people would pay for it
great question do peleton’s come with humor
that would make sense. damn right. communal thunder wedgie is a joke of no cure.
great question what number will iphone stop at
number, where we are going we don’t need numbers………fishy fishy wanna bite. i expect to be a iphone soon. touch my screen. how you doin.
great question should pratt whitney make nuckers
if you are in the defense industry, don’t you want to get in the offense industry? damn right. probably toxic, but the pride of being an american overwhelms the danger of buying foreign.
great question is life what we see or don’t see
tough. does it matter? no. can we do anything about it? no. what’s the point? no point. maybe put it on a bar knapkin.
great question do you shake the hand of someone who goes off the grid
no. run. run more. run til you can see that sedan of serenity. i do find it odd to celebrate not having tp.
great question when you feel bad does it feel good
damn yes. a little food poison on your person. pain of no mercy. dream of time of courtesy. and you know at somepoint the gift of relief will come and the night will tuck you in on a glorious day.
great question would jebus wear the nails around his neck
that would imply personality. don’t see it. you tell me where and i will tell you no.
great question where does the hate come from
education
great question is pregnancy a nine month cure for silence
yep. can’t help it. got life in me. so does tequila and that goes okay.
great question is honesty based on the degree’s of lying that is capable
there is no truth, only droool. see. zuul. the best liars are the biggest winners……heh,heh,heh……you are not so bad….fist bump that.
great question it’s tree in the afternoon. long day deer hunting. no deer. partner smells great. their gun is not in reach. you have your fingerprints all over yours. whaddya do
don’t think the world would mind. after all, if it was a tornado it would be okay. shiiiit.
great question if you talk about jebus does that make you understand love
seemingly. makes you think you understand. who does understand: whoever gives it the most
Great question can you live longer making fun of people
live better
great question how close are we to knowing everything we need to know
death.
great question is it too easy to be fat
too to easy to like being fat
great question is defiance patriotic
just greed.
Great question does other people’s sadness affect more than it affects them
unless in church. everybody sad. true. back broken. wallet lightened. and bad breath tornado’s your nose.
great question when do we realize we don’t have to do what we can
prison.
great question is a ovulating women impossible to put into prison’
but the kids needs mom. unless mrs lovejoy wears tweed i don’t think it will matter
great question can you tan underneath a retaurant’s heat lamp
you can, but then you end up becoming delicious. it looks good on you……yeah, you think that. when skin is made one color you kind of gotta live with it. just like your small talk.
great question if you mount a deer head, what message does that say to the spouse
hun, you can forget the make-up, go grow some antlers……..please,………your mom could to……….no not your sister, she has horns.
great question where on a person does spit lay
tough. very rude. when wit fails you leave a little spat to spite the shit.
great question what excuse will work all the time
i’m from canada. what if you are in canada? i’m from canada.
great question does it make me feel better that toilet paper is more important than the ny times
i don’t have to read the charmin. all natural. the charmin too.
great question could nanners teach pound
if not who i just don’t want to know. the intensity. the form. the truth.
great question do we all wonder why people don’t know us
no! average person is compatible with -.05%. that’s a start. odor. attitude. bike lane. it all adds up. we’re only meant for tops, tops, three people. two of whom are real.
great question did han after defrosting, have the most epic pee ever
when moses tried to put out the burning bush
great question do cannibals have bad breath
to die for…….youch. you are right. killer breath….oooph, feeling the intensity, but i like it.
great question is the morning yawhn better than the evening yawhn
evening. day is behind you. some accomplishment. relaxing. plus, you probably farted on the dog and that feels good.
great question have the rules changed for asking a woman if she is pregnant
nope. at the wake, you can ask. once.
great question is it the same as asking a man if he is fat
man will never go sore with a little attention. worked for jebus. he was sore in the morning. i do think he had paranormal dentistry.what would that look like? free x-rays, better swag. you’ve just made junior’s college tuition and all you give me is toothpaste for choppers. where is the horse sense in you to leave me wanting to come back for more? thank you very little.
great question if you can convince someone they are not responsible for their life, is there nothing else they will believe
measure beliefs by the sound. feel you. oh how we are littered with ear nasty likes. us, we just know and don’t need to be puttin on no verbal show. f.b. that.
great question do you bury the gum with the gum chewer
a unused wood chipper is a unhappy wood chipper. yep. sadness is given if not earned.
great question would msnbc bong their farts
i would not put it past them. oh, that is harsh. poor bonger, poor, poor bonger.
great question could you say that, if, if there was a bike lane, jfk would be alive
never say never, except for bike lanes. we have a right. sure. and we have a target. when the arrogance is sifted we can begin to talk about whose gifted.
great question why are tv food people happy
they know at the end they will retreat to the caves and gnaw at the dead bats, broken crows and think about eating their little toes….moo-hoo-hahahahaha
great question if hall is suing oates can honey bunches testify
not a proud day in the honey bunches world. court is the demon of humanity.
great question should wonder bread own a duck farm
yes. cuts out the middle man, or is it the freshman. first year my ass. febreeze it okay. first year. to what are you solving by fearing bonded harmonic emotions.
great question should shorter people get smaller utensils
You don’t want that awkward moment. Then again, you do.
great question do i wonder how my pop got to spend his life not telling the truth
i did until i realized if you limit your chances, the odds are in your favor.
great question person commits suicide, what are you suppose to think
life is but an experiment. respect they didn’t kill you first and make no doubt about it, they thought the thought thoughtfully.
great question if you sled dog, is that 8 land mine factories you cleaning up
thought so. god damn north pole could blow at any minute
great question is it spooky that i see my brothers face when i look at mine
and the voice. and the isms. and it all is a tough truth that out there is a part of me
great question through it all, do i miss my dad?
i want to know that i could if i need to
great question do talkers eat the crackers set out when you sit down at a restaurant that gets a yearly fresh cake
yes they would. some would use butter. others just dive in for all their worth. one for the ages are you.
great question where will they bury the body of the first person to give tay a bad review
arrowhead.
great question do women realize men gave them purpose
no. and they probably never will. you can love the answers but how soon you forget who drove you there.
great question could celine dion fit into a cone
waffle cone. why not a waffle? i ate it.
great question would yoga teachers make good bookmarks
yes they would. never hear a cuss word from the stretchers. nope. pius. purpose. practice. perfect.
great question what is the difference between a retreat and using the all gender bathroom
no plunger in the all gender. i look. why? sometimes, the truth hurts
great question should red lobster have mammograms
yes. tuesday. why? no one else would. be great. think like you would if you thought like you could
great question do people with higher education talk more
from both ends. yep. can’t tell. sophisticatedly truncated.
Great question if, if you work at sea world, with a prosthetic arm, and the whale bites the arm off, but, before you go to bed that night you put a new arm on, can you say the whale bit your arm off
no camper, you’ve had the extra arm all along.
great question do vegans shower in the summer
hard to shower in a tent
great question do we drink more cow than we eat chicken
tough. good little birdy. i will offer since there is a turducken, there is more chicken in the gut then milk in the stomach
great question would i name a star after lebowski
there is no make believe. dreams show us the truth. we look for the feel in all tools come way….yes
great question can we have a time share with a kid
yes. we can do that. afford childcare, which is no small thing. cut down on diapers and you still have that precious me time. atta you.
great question is marriage the relationship you need to have other relationships
nothing wrong with that. yes, odd length to go to have bartender on speed dial. pilates person. massooooooooooose. gun range intern. lunch mechanic. but, hey, would not be possible without the one.
great question should the poor be allowed to save the earth
no! bad poor. bad, bad, poor. only the well off people can. jerkfaces.
great question what is the most dangerous thing to man
youth
great question after two years will leggings be able to stand on their own
the conversations don’t
great question does it count as much if a muskie eats your kid not a shark
of course it does. you hope to get that big time moment….oooph, cut open the gut and find ralphy and a whiskey plate.
great question can a black person de-racism anything
i would say yes. would they need a stick with water? what good does that do? blesses. good fur you. don’t stop dreaming about tomorrow.
great question who is the safest person to a woman
the butterball inside the concert hall
great question if you date a model can you only walk fifty feet
true. but, you don’t get lost
great question do you dust a bomb
not a buh.
great question if you are part of the cult, who replaces the tp
it doesn’t matter cuz it is a cult. well, if you begin to think in the crapper, maybe you think twice to be listening to smurf. you were not there. seems like you were not either.
great question if you go to a show on broadway, is that the peak of your urinal life
peeing in space has to rank pretty high.
great question do we have enough time to love anymore
how you doin
great question do the sick get poor
yep…the day will come when health will be a lottery. it already is you blowhard. seemingly you twitless twot. i a, good with my money you suck ass. well, you know my name rooty toot dush. how dare you? no, how dare you mr president.
great question do you feel bad for that first thought after a tragedy
it’s the first thought you say that needs a chaparone
great question which animal would you like to eat your kid
the sun. be a helluva cocktail story. jimmy, lost em. darn sun comes at you and you know it going in, but you think maybe, maybe. now we need another baby. helluva sunset.
great question can i hold my dad guilty of his life
its a candy talk. don’t matter.
great question how do you know you did not get a lobotomy
you don’t. you just don’t. check twice the lava lamp.
great question would jebus walk on a spill of clearly canadien
clearly canadien is a canadien you clearly want to steer from. you go on now jebus, play with the other dreams
great question what am i trying to understand
where hope is to come from
great question why do old people like canned goods
they don’t move. can feed the dog. can put the cheaters in it. old pens. teeth. church bulletin.
great question what role does farting play in a divorce
people say it’s not the fart. that stinks……ahhhhhh, tell ya, sometimes i like us.
great question what is the endline for global repair
when one side has all the other side’s money
great question are muffins happier because they are born in the morning
so are our constitutions. bah da bing, bah da zoom.
great question are short women happier because they have less leg to shave
they won’t tell you that. toying with you. you see that grin and you know its the smooth shins.
great question would it be okay if i was brined
around holiday time, not that bad. one bite at a time. chew your food. boney. i might still be dry. if it hurts its cause you care. and if you care, you have a friend in me
great question would i like to smell like cinnamon for the rest of my life
nothing better than being a cinnabon. ooooph. the thing. warm but free. like leggings in the wash machine.
great question if one vegan caught another vegan eating meat, would that vegan have to go to vegan anonymous
or join a book club. there is no difference only drool.
great question if brocoli was a tree, would i steam its trunk
I want to tell you no but i can’t cause this a show
great question why do butchers look like someone you don’t want to touch your meat
see how they like being in showcase showdown. harrrrrrrrrrrrumph!
great question is cancer the premier disease
no. negativity. you are never alone and never close to anything, anyone, anytime. on the plus side, california is a blue state.
great question did women invent breast implants
nope. your welcome. you can make a down payment on that thank you.
Great question how many parents are at the beach trying to get junior a little closer to that moving triangle
you want to deny, but it happens all the time
great question should ice fishing be an olympic sport
if women ice fished. we have yoga. and we have farts. we have yoga. i guess we’re not that fart apart.
great question should they have hospice on cruise ships
and they don’t. i was just thinkin it out there. makes sense. we do function witout them.
great question is it too much to see a parent not being able to spend more at the state fair
when the love is greater then the means to show it there is grace.
great question if you have a couple of truths in your life is that all you need
i think so. when you can lean against certainty the rest walks away.
great question should there be make-up for steaks
telling me ketchup isn’t make up. come on. think twice what you do is what you doing.
great question how smug are teachers
the good ones are cause they have the most important job. when baby sitting overtakes carrying the launch codes we can revisit that shay gnar eee ohhhh
great question do they have a seal team six for vegans
not funny. neither is the enemy seeing us get hung up on dietary identity.
great question is maggie the great doomed by the weight of her preciousness
trying to appease those in the muck is just what they don’t need to hear. tell them it’s all their fault and when they look to see who cares then can join charles looking to find himself staring at the abyss cause nixon took us off the gold standard. don’t mention Putney Drug.
great question little weird is it that gas stations have high quality fritters
can’t clean the john but the fritter is out of this world. That is america. fritters come before the urine goes
great question what was woman’s first thought
huh, not jewish.
great question is it odd and upsetting how easy it would be to kill somebody today
saying if you think about it, very easy. my point: we like each other a whole lot more than we let on.
great question do we listen to little kids to get them to shut up, or, to satisfy what we never were
I think you know where i stand.
great question difference between depression and misery
depression is the road to misery.
great question would it be wrong to get uber eats to a viewing
i think it would be okay. no fries, they go bad. you could try and feed the dead. hence sporting events.
great question number one sport in america
hard to argue with abortion. you get the workout and the kill. that’s a day to me.
great question what can’t you get by saying your terminal
originality
great question would it be wrong to bring a doctor to a doctor’s appointment
no. my how the tables have turned…..har har har.
great question does fuck have more energy than caffeine
damn right
great question best place to lose your kid
everglades. you can search, but there will be no party. the best part, it’s nature so everyone is innocent. go earth.
great question do two women own the same handbag
not on the same day.
great question if i caught a ‘big fish’, would i throw in a kid to make it fair
i would because i am not selfish.
great question if it was prosthesis night at the hockey gallaria and guy gets a hat trick, what do you do
tough. i think you throw your kid. they’ll find their way back as sure as you will get home
great question if you fly your own plane, how soon do you have to tell someone you flew your plane
before the gee a teen gets turned on. want to get ahead on that.
great question should i bring a leesh so people can pet my loneliness
what do you think we’re doing. can’t deny be nice for someone to hear my lies in person.
great question do nuclear plants have a deep fryer
be a helluva a fry. almost worth going to kentucky
great question would i squat on a property brothers house
pond.
great question are we lucky jebus didn’t come down on 9/11
that’s a no brainer. what do you do? Jebus, we’re a little busy. little late to the game aren’t you whisker willy
great question does loving a planet equal love
love to shower them with backward affection.
great question do good people’s taxes only go to good people’s things.
yep. good people deserve clean money and bad people can fuck off. for we hold the sword of judgement high to keep the fence tall and the warmth small.
great question why haven’t we won all the wars all the time
i don’t know. i don’t. what the fuck? how did that happen? is it possible that war is a thought with no end but for a victory to no peace.
great question what is the best natural park
say you, say me, say it together, cemetary
great question if religion is about the past, how are we to understand the future
study the law cause the law is the religion of the future
great question if your boss farts when you are sharing a elevator, a real gorgeous paint thinner, and someone walks in and asks who farted, what do you say
i should have fixed the grips on the club
great question does the double deuce allow leggings
if it’s okay with the stranger, okay with me
great question what is a nice smell for a coma
Petculi. works for the dead
great question. in the end do we learn what we need to know
right back at ya. i think we do. we get what we want and in that is the culmination of our knowledge.
great question should you be able to trade a kid for a dog
two kids. you don’t know if one of them is bad…..no, not mean. obvioulsy they want your kid more than you do.
great question can you keep the newborn in a yeti
it would be rude not to. and bidness is nothing but seeing bidness where you never saw it before
great question do the poor have bad manners
yes. fact. not a myth. you can tell by not seeing. don’t mean their worse people just people worse to people.
great question can you spoon with a coma
don’t. it’s what you need caused you’ve defined what you don’t get.
great question do they have a shot clock in porn
it’s coming.
great question is it wrong to start over on a new planet
if ever there was a geographic. if ever.
great question would it be wrong to bring a cage while babysitting
I think you start cage, then, then if they don’t bite, just shackles. we love how we love
great question would i yell as a coach
i fart in the huddle. seems like a no brainer. aboooot the same ting.
great question can you help someone
yes. by not trying to help someone
great question if a woman is taller than her man does he have to do all the cleaning
yes. shorter people work harder.
Great question are people better behaved at expensive stores
when they let me in i’ll be sure to tell you
great question can i trade a large baby for two small babies and a baby to be named later
not like we don’t choose our adoptees. that’s different. no god damnit, its the same. you don’t adopt the runt only to have to find the capacity you never want to admit you don’t have.
great question do i need sympathy because my dad could not say what he wanted
i don’t know. we all play twenty questions. to what end there is no end.
great question am i close to death
hope is starting to look small in the face of it.
great question should a person carry after dukey cologne
be nice. person walks in elevator, has that after duke smell, you have a window to ask how many flushes. then we solve the planet. go earth.
great question should coors sell milk
banquet milk. have it your way
great question how long have i been on a diet
1997. i should be pretty good by now. thanks. support helps. veteran dieter. feels good
great question would i allow the family to reform upon my success
i don’t know. i think everything is pretty much settled. if i had money i think there would be a greater chance for peace.
great question when do you give it your all
when you cough at doctor rosens room.
great question does the kurt warner story matter because of the money involved
all great stories revolve around money. cept porn.
great question what would america have been without the grateful dead
employed.
great question how many things can have strawberry cheescake in it
everything but sheetrock. good reason. you don’t know. go over to date’s house. start eating the walls. that can’t be good.
great question could leggins have stopped the tank in tia ena min square
an odd place to start a lontg conversation
great question is it not true we only want to live, maybe, ten days a year
I think that is fair. may this be in your top ten.
great question if foodtv made toilet paper would i buy some
Of course. clean people know good shit. you hope they have the back end as good as the front end.
great question if robocop went to the augusta would he have to register himself as a iron
billy robocop….some movies are the link between space forgotten
great question am i sad
hopeless
great question should you be able to bet a kid on a game
i know. i know. but, think of it this way. you get good odds. start the night wit one kid. come home wit ten.
great question what’s the worst thing you can say to someone at the worst time
it hurts me worse than it hurts you
great question do they have shake n bake for cannibals
you don’t know. gotta find new markets for meat lovers stu.
great question something wrong bout drafting someone
to me, might seem odd that you get to be property and you like it.
great question would i let someone sponsor my head
i know. pretty smart. words from nike head stadium. sounds odd, but so is turf
great question do i smell better when i am happy
let’s find out together.
great question do yoga teachers feel they are big kitties.
that purrrrrrr you hear as dog is near……har har har.
great question if you hop over to the other gender, do your farts smell the same
man would have a more astute fart. on the opposite side a women would have a demurring fart. thus says the lord.
great question would i like a motorcade
i would until they all become electric and then i would worry that life has fallen apart
great question if the world is saved does everyone become american
i think so. save a planet, goes the spoiles.
great question is the fight to save the earth of ours just a cover for humping
yep. we don’t turn the faucet off, we just shift the blame. it’s wrong to not have kids. no, its wrong to have them with you. the world needs kids. and the only gift you’ve gotten is manufacturing of a carnivore. theoretically, not bad. but in this sport of our time and our people, we must own the fear to find the clear.
heh, heh, heh
great question is it conformity to put paper in the wall
i think all acts separate from giving love are meaningless in truth. we create noise in the appearance of belief but that belief is as weak as yesterday and as important as tomorrow.
great question am i the luckiest person
when i look i am, when i cry i am not.
great question is confidence cheap
thin. unlike me. i am a trained sleuth of product too good to be true.
great question are we courageous when we are pretty
when we look into the glass duplicator and see that reflection, we own up to our perfection.
great question is it true, the more money you have, the less clothes you wear
it’s true. i am garment strong.
great question do black people do more for memory of the dead, than anyone else
jews. good or bad, there is longevity in the sad
great question can a short person wear a stetson hat
you wonder. you do. it wouldn’t be the first item of non use. women can’t step on a scale, men can’t be sorry, so it is a go around type of sacrifice.
great question can mgmt only understand mgmt
the blessing and the curse.
great question why is my cat’s breathing relaxing
it’s trusting.
great question would transformers get their own bathroom
i don’t want to be on the receiving end of the conversation when they are told they can’t.
great question if i die, would i like it they made head cheese out of me
Put a cheese plate on my body. some nice fancy toothpicks. cheese squares. class. better than strangers at museum we call houses of worship.
great question if i was on discovery, would i not lose one to a shark to make the viewers happy
i think we are at that looking glass. tough call. eventually sharks won’t come around during sweeps.
great question if my stomach was dough would i bake it
i would toss it high. flour. no corn meal. be a nice way to make a little dough
great question is attempting suicide the same as giving up
yes. less we confuse bravery with taking off our mortal shoes
great question do you lose your gender as you age
unless you drink scotch
great question when did women realize women realize they had it so bad
when they met another woman.
great question do i feel bad for all the times my dad felt bad
unless we talked it’s all make believe and we didn’t so i don’t.
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great question should home depot have a para military aisle
more doing. take over sam’s club. move on target. secure the ridge. pee in the radiator. “go home depot wolverines!”
great question is it too much to comprehend that more often i act like my brother.
it is an odd cuff.
great question does believing make you less lonely
innocent of lonely.
great question if the country slept better, would we recognize ourself in the new days light
it would be historic. take a lot of teddy bears
great question why don’t nike make high heels
They don’t make cowboy boots….har, har, har.
great question do you have to eat to celebrate death
what else are you going to do in church? unless they give you ribs to show they do like to fib
great question tay has riches, does the art suffer
art, there is no art but the visual
great question do i think special needs kids get more love than i did
yes. when you see strength you feel love.
great question do most chefs look like their food
look at swedish chef. we morph well we do
great qeustion is it true lotion is a marinade
Marinade, marinyou, it’s all we ever do
great question what is the rest of the space for in the copier
ass
great question if you had multiple homes how many remotes would you have
be whole lot cooler to travel with one. little holster. maybe camoflodge. until we become bots. cept me. no fat bots allowed
great question if you sell the clover of another persons hard damn effort, are you a preacher
hard to argue with that. tell me what has been told and act as though it is new. for shame
great question can you noodle a ballerina
i do think it would make for a subpar noodle. plus, all those tab cans. you don’t think but you know
great question which ocean has the most calories
billy. just fucking with ya. one on the left. how would i know? most affordable one.
great question am i surprised they have not turned anything out after organic
i am. maybe power organic. killer organic. or compost friendly organic. or tough shit organic. you made me har har har har once i know you can do it again for this dunce.
great question do they think we are going to return the earth brand new
that appears the course we are headed for. apparently a refurbished earth can fend off the finest meteor. or a irksome group of drillers.
great question is fire better indoors or outdoors
can pitch woo directly from fire. you’re hot so you don’t have to take a barre class. call it what it is: buttock seminar
great question is boarding school the same as abortion
for eighteen years.
great question why do we believe in facts
less faith is the hope we can’t afford
great question if you don’t see a good marriage can you have one
it has to happen, just a lot more intricate than you would like.
great question does a suicide attempt make everyone else a counselor
bug light. yeah, tennis racket one. no pickle ball racket…..yet.
great question how do you believe your shit
When you start doing less laundry
great question would i light a coma on fire
probably not, but probably anyway
great question are we guilty of life by association
we are all innocence. we are all guilty. we are all in need of nooky
great question would i be ia at cinnabon
evidence would go missing. the truth would not
great question could jebus have been part of the mile high club if he had relations in his ascent
no. without a witness its just a lonely christmas.
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great question what dog has a nose pierced
we treat animals better than humans. cept george steel. sombitch
great question what happens when they run out of surface to tat
you get fatter. you get tatter. you damn well eat a lot of batter.
great question are midwest women less feminist than the coastal women
yes, they have a life. that’s why. they are not as educated. you can’t learn it all. you just can’t. Can’t have it
great question if you are a stage actor can we understand the depth of you
as confidence is brash, we shall not kiss your ass
great question when i drink in my dreams is that as good as doing awake
it is a odd jolt for sure. i guess if i really wanted to die i would get drunk. since i don’t i must want credit for gravitas
great question does it count if you are terminal and go to someone’s funeral
funerals don’t have a double header.
great question why do people need to know what you have gone through
they want isatoner’s for the holidays. i wanted them to cover the spread.
great question greatest thing you can do to a kid
not have em. all right! sonsabitches. think of all the education you will save for the next kid to never be cool
great question isn’t it great you are never more than one mile from a muffin
six degrees of poppyseed.
great question if we circumcized a pig would that make it kosher
no but it would make state fairs a lot more interesting
great question would wonder woman host a book club
be redundant, but most book clubs are. we bond. so says the chairs.
great question do you include a fat person in a storm shelter
no virginia. i understand. we might eat you. true. that’s life. always being life.
great question is it inherent as you age to divorce love and giving in the name of fear
i think so. people wonder why they are alone when their trail has had a short tail.
great question if we get rid of poneytails on men, will bike lanes disappear
napalm should do it. we matter. your matter will matter as it does the inevitable splatter
great question what do you tell kids at graduation
it’s not about you. it’s about me goddamnit. and, and, hook-em horns. come on. not one f-in-hi-mur, and you put men in their grave. damn you college for taking the left nut of vocabulary.
great question do we presume transformers are the item for the transforming population
i reason that. yes, they are in their prime.
great question should women brand themselves for the day when man is not needed to confirm the seedling.
keep the ring, singe the thighs. have you not had money. chance. time. talk. less it has taken shame for you to dance the right away.
great question what deodorant do you use for the new born
i was thinking a nice brine. it would be awkward askin dunkin for a big pail, but i could be wrong. we are not thinking ourselve strong no more, just wrong no less.
great question what can’t a head nod concur to
alimony
great question difference between prison and the hospital
hospital wipes your fanny while the confines kick it. both cost the same – life.
great question do you get the wart of the babies face
see i would keep the wart, lose the baby
Great question where hasn’t that thermometer been
night time
great question you took away my diet coke in the hospital, how dare you
i was just doing my job. oh, no, you were doing much more than that. you were taking from my soul to be the troll
great question if you know the socks suck, why do you make em
hospital socks make good christmas socks. if you ever let us out of the zoo you call bidness.
great question women are in better shape then men so they have the energy to bad mouth them. Is that not the motive
to why else would they procur life so well
great question you strapped me to a chair and you want me to get better. wtf
i did feel like a supreme. a little young but that’s how they use to be. now they are legendary like a good californian tree
great question will i ever shower with a salaried male again
chance of departure 100%
great question the purest form of love
getting out of bed
great question why did i not get a recycled needle
go earth
great question would i worry if the fellers at the crematorium were enthusiastic
might be odd to see smile while judy goes into the crisper
great question is an animal fart cuter the smaller it is
again, you wonder because you know you know you don’t know
great question save baldness or cure cancer
with baldness cured you can devote the rest of the ill gotten money to stopping cancer.
great question is it true a good night for a man involves meat and for a women it involves friends
not that it is good or bad just how we diverge before the sad
great question should i have been embarassed when they cleaned me at the hospital
if i had done a sugar cookie
great question are handicapp people royalty in hospital country
moo for the cash cow
great question you didn’t like to give me ice chips. and yet you find a mirror. what could be the look you see
yes i would open a ice chip restaurant. why? stay out of the hospital. still have the paper cups. recycle. go earth.
great question what should they do with the amputated bone
dog does drugs for guvmint, let em chew on hale fellow well done.
great question what will the chaplin heal
validate
great question if you climb a mountain are we happy that you have spent so much time away from us
so happy, but poor sherpas, poor, poor sherpas.
great question will i feel the same about my mom as my dad
i don’t know. i just want to feel that i have done everything i could
great question how lucky am i
i could not begin to imagine. i try and it never ends. that is how good it gets
great question why didn’t they pick my nose at the hospital
they didn’t want to boogie
great question if your teacher at abortion school tells you, in a quiet meeting, i think you could put up some big numbers, what do you say
hey teach, i’m just gonna barrel up and put some good swings together. see if i have enough bad speed. bat speed. edit this.
great question say you are the driver on kennedy’s exit day and, by chance, you are wearing the tie you kid who died three weeks before gave you for your birthday and on the back it is imprinted worlds greatest dad, and now its stained but, by chance, there is a world reknown tie cleaner for three grand that will clean the tie and make it look like new but you don’t have that kind of scratch, but you do have that kind of love for the kid, when and how do you bring that up to Jackie, that, hey, maybe you want to chip in 2,999.99$
tough. i think, after the funeral, before she plays pickleball again, of course she would, you visit her and bring the scones she loves so she can pay for the gift from your love. yep. timing. so much is timing. as she would know, yes. true.
great question how many people are named sean in england
trick question: you know, since when do we care about england? maybe in the yesterdays we’ve never had for the life never lived.
great question was the ruler the pre nanner pipe
i think when you see the side by side of a nun and ga lou lee, you see destiny.
great question if you spend way to much time with your kid is that putting too much pressure on them
but kids need role models. and prisons need fresh meat. leave the kid alone and soon enough he’ll be creative and soon there after riches. trauma is art
great question how important are feet to a woman
think of this: billions is spent on painting toes every year. yep. not siding. not trim. not the camaro that was sitting in layne’s driveway. toes. just saying, we push tackle cancer aside, push toe money into its place and we have a nice toe pick.
great question is it loneliness before bitterness
tough. i was lonely but not bitter because i knew i had a hand in being lonely. i think when you are entitled you become bitter. is that before lonely, i don’t think entitled feel lonely cause they try and run from it but once you have it, it never leaves.
great question would the other conjoined have to be the vp
yes. i don’t know how you would not include the other. good to know. in truth comes equality.
great question did hitler trim his nails
i don’t know. how do you get from ooooh, i have a hang nail that bugs the shit out of me, to, oh, gotta kill today. how do i forget that, oh, that nail looks good, oh, damn you thumb, better kiss it and drink the blood, kind of like the blood, that’s a little weird.
great question why do we all want to talk about the things we don’t want to talk about
how you doin? is there more to say or have we got everything covered? All right. let’s get it on. race. sex. parents. money. fat. gossip. smells. body piercing. tats. death. religion. god. family. porn. and the best things in life are free. Heh, heh, heh. sneaks up on you.
great question is the cost of a woman a diamond
a good woman. thur-ah.
great question how many toes would i like to have in the summer
to be honest, i’d like one toe. take a look at thumper, isn’t it grand? look at it, it’s lookin at you right now. and all that toe knuckle hair is mine too. brush it. touch it. but you can’t have it.
great question is love a muscle
begs the real question: can one person have more love than another? well there, how are you? yeah. having a good day. that’s nice. coffee good this morning. enough clean drawers? super. and the commute not that bad. all right. oh, not chewing gum so i don’t have to kill you. you are so kind. no, you wouldn’t see it coming. carry on. i think the answer is: if you can lie to yourself you have infinite love for others.
great question is global warming activism tinder for vegans
yep. we knew. you get horny saving a planet.
great question do black activists hate snow
yes. fair. do they love licorice? yes. fair. you have to wonder and if you wonder you have to ask.
great question if you pronounce a mexican’s name correctly do you speak spanish
yes. it’s a simple get.
great question can there be no heaven because in heaven there would only be awkward moments and that would not be very heaven like
you do have to wonder about the schematics.
great question if one bad thing can be used by activists to launch into a tizzy and with it bring the whole gambit, can we do the same with good things
all good things are not what they seem and must be viewed through the lense of the oppressed. as they say in the beginning, middle and end of time: good luck with that.
great question if chauvin had dropped the n word or, or even said it was cause of instagram, would it have mattered
I don’t know. I think the response only intensified the event such that control was lost and with all the media noise there was nothing left to do but to let it burn itself out.
great question is it because trumps intelligence is so easily dismissed?
I think his presentation style belies the intent where as he could present himself as prim and proper but the intent would not be same it would go over better. it is easy to overlook because in theory, we all have better form than him.
great question could my dad have saved the family in his dying days
tough stuff. i know it seems impossible, but if he spoke from the heart i know we all would have been moved closer together.
great question does the age of the gum chewer matter in theoretical gum chewing chewers culling?
Nope. i would not discriminate in my extinction program. classy. you appreciate it. thank you. it means so much coming from you.
great question you are having the dinner party of all time. conversation upstaged by the culinary clever bravery, brevity, beauty. chatter. clinking. laughter. logical conclusions to illogical questions. everything you think being an adult means at that very moment. success. you have graduated into a life unknown just a few years ago. a knock at the door. it’s jebus. you are stunned. jebus. your house. problem is, since he is water repellant he stinks for there is no shower to which he could accumulate a fresh scent. however, you are the tester for lavender wd-40 and have a little bit left in the can. he see’s it. you see it. he looks at you and says,”would you be so kind?” what do you do?
i think you could get away with, no shoes, no shirts no service. and if he pulls the trump card out, say,’ pond, no pool.”
great question you are in a competitive line at local brand coffee shop for the biffy. one biffy. all possible genders. which is obvious cause all shit is gold. fact. labels. when crap needs a label we might as well eat compost. now. in line. your turn up to bat. person ahead has left many squares around the toilet. on the floor. we are not anything but carriers for disease and you have no general desire to carry the water, as it were, today. you do your done did doo. as you leave do you have to tell the person about the squares, or, or is it possible you get enough respect that the next person coming in does not think the worst of you?
i do have time on my hands. yes. still a valid question. how much respect do you give the previous shitter? I think the bigger the city the less respect. cause, cause time. there is less time in a big city. how does that factor in? well friend, cause when time is lost so is respect. it is called the crock pot theorem. good for you. sombitch.
great question how much hand sanitizer equals the truth: you are depressed and want to die
tablespoon. how do i know? i don’t think you want to know any more than that…..track that down you do yurself well.
great question what is the secret to making other people feel good
convince them your life is so terrible that all they can do is feel grateful for their life.
great question person doesn’t talk to me, do i respect them more or less
how you doin
great question if death came with a brochure, could i sell it better
i think when you have bullet points you are on to something.
great question you change genders but your old jeans still fit, have you changed genders
nope. no. you have to play the part. why should i have to buy new clothes? why should we have to rename bathrooms so we don’t step on your toes? I can play all day long. we are discriminated against. you are going against the force of nature you have no possibility of understanding. it is normal. and normal has never been true. you wouldn’t know what it feels like. I’ve spent my life not feeling like other people i know the narrative.
great just say, if you are here you will, say i have my left testicle removed, and say i am at the Augusta caddying for a legendary ball striker, we are on the 18th sunday, we’re at the putting green and we need a read on the green, would it be wrong to take out lefty and see what we’re dealing with?
I do think it would be ballsy. less you mind. and what about the other one? It’s all right.
great question should you get a ticket to never more as soon as you decide you need help to open the door
yes. opening a door is closing the flicker of life you might have had but no longer deserve. good bye, and good riddens you fucking hinderance.
a little harsh. it is a sensitive subject. so am i.
great question if animals can live without humans does that make them honorary vegans
i think since vegans don’t like humans that would make a animal a members only member value. course, they do taste better because there are not bitter animals because they don’t live their lives through entitlement and expectations.
great question would a orphan be safe to sell cookies to a planned parenthood clinic
i think it would get awkward, especially when they show joey the VIP room.
great question should you be able to get out of receiving a ticket if you say you don’t speak english when the happy day cop comes to your car
I think if you are entertaining you should not get a ticket, maybe tickets to jersey boys(?)
Great question person is in hospital fighting for their life, how much time to you have to appear before it looks like you don’t care
i would say if they are going into a coma you have days. who would rat you out and when you lie, they won’t really have the energy to care. bottom line, hope for a coma.
great question say aliens find me a panera during a ragged journaling session and buy me some lofty bread things while i work on draining a 64oz diet disaster and ask, in a nice way, ” what can you tell me about ABC evening news?” what do i say
true, a f bomb has never been reported being seen in a panera. happens. but, when i watched the thunder roll from the lips of the prima donna to the decaying ears of my poppa and then without a flinch heard, “oh, that’s terrible, oh, that’s bad, oh, i can’t believe that,” I got to thinkin, huh, maybe if they had elbow patches on or, maybe if they didn’t try and scare the living shit out of the elderly i might tell the alien, “Busy, but never precocious.” alas, the alien will hear,” eat your young and make some more.”
great question a woman wears a button down shirt, is that fashion or forshadowing
Is there a difference. we can wear whatever we want to wear. no one is saying you can’t, after all, you have all spent a ransom for those combat averse boots that you seem to identify with. i think though, certain motifs, as in all fashion prepare the mouth for belch of bravado.
great question does ed snowden think the second and third, fourth, all the other countries but america are honorable in their methods of existence
Not the point. america should be better. and death is never the angel we want. at some point it comes down to who can exert their will on another more and you can ask for hundreds of snowfalls but you damn well know when it comes down to it, the more six’s we have the better we’ll be.
great question who do people think cares
the youth. fools. soon they will see what we know and then cry like they are meant to do
great question when do you stop trying for a life that is not even within your time frame and all along you know this is as good as it gets
maybe when you see a twenty year old do your job for nothing and not care or maybe, maybe when the cat shits more regular than you. all the signs are there. you might as well head for the stairs downward and hope the elevator doesn’t work so it isn’t another mistake you’ve made in your miserable goddamn life.
great question if you wear leggings should you have a spring in your step ala the ballet squad does
of course you would because lu lu doesn’t bargain.
great question what would be the appropriate response to the person who has a bad fucking tat
shoot em, give them a new scar to take away from the old scar called body art
great question what do you do with the people you can see the shit swirl around them and know there is nothing that they do
maybe drop some ass just to see if they breathe. my recomendation. i have heard others say tip em over. either way your good. what could they possibly do?
great question do you ever rat out a coworker
no. have a quantifiable amount of disdain, but you don’t do it. what if the write on the job? kick em in the gnads and run away but if they write they are slow a foot.
great question if i found a cannibal butcher, how much would my stomach cost me
more than i could afford. which is nice to know my value to a minority community.
great question how do you insure that the parents you never liked give you a large chunk when they die while spending as little amount of time around them that you can afford
wait for the mind to go a little bit and then you lead them on the primrose path
great question I think i am annoying but i don’t know, how can i find out
good question. stand in on coming traffic. if you survive you have that livers luck and that means you are meant to be alive. and if you don’t your death is good for the economy.
great question have cow farts evolved
so has the arguments. you use to be rare or medium now it is earth in the balance. holy shit
great question if there were a nice mexican gang representative outside the common pharmacy with many, many weapons and bullets would the line move ever the more quicker
i think we could be on to something. lord knows the world does not stop at the pill shop
great question how do you know you won’t kill yourself
be smug. yeah. be smug. smug people never think about it they put that on the rest of us.
great question do you have to have enough alone time to be happy
i think you have to be aware enough to know what alone feels like. many people need me time. and frankly, what we need is time without out you. don’t call it what it isn’t.
great question what else makes you the devil like power
sugar
great question are lesbians to women athletics what blacks are to athletics
it is not going to be the best question, i know that. but, i think you may have a wiener.
great question have all grateful dead concerts been about mom
yep. been said women weaken legs. moms weaken the rest
great question if you could become jewish drinking diet coke, would i be a rabbi
would it be wise? it would be glorious
great question why do people who went to something, but did nothing, have so much to say abou nothing
I don’t want to say it is the curse of over educated white men but, i’m not ruling it out. nope. it is the unfortunate benchmark of smug nation.
great question would it be offensive to bring a newborn to a wake
only if, if they would nap on the deceased. might lend itself for a cute pic. to me. true. one of them would, presumably, have to be changed.
great qeustion why can’t being good at something just be called being good at something
we are not above envy no matter how many times we change our skin
great question could tay and brene rule the world….aka america. canada does nothing wrong well what do they do that is so right…anyhew, could they
i think they would have the young women and the middle age market to themselves. the question is what about the rest and that would be lulu. tough. now, all three, game over. create a new monetary marker: 56 dollar legging piece. only real when worn to barre. men don’t stand a chance to that three….cept for united association of football fans. a very physical world we have.
great question when has any race stood up for another race the way it is being asked of the white race
not the point. in trying to do something that seems highly unlikely we try to scale the failure mountain. now, does that mean right or wrong, no. it means that when asking for one race to stand up for other races we are asking for something that can’t be done.
great question what age is it the man’s fault
dark ages.
great question how soon til we sell recycled food
and baby food is whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? yes. them yams aint what you thinkin they are. check the dead for yams.
great question does cheering on the sidelines make up for a lack of talent
how you doin
great question if you could give woman basketball players vertical jumps for christmas would more of them be christian
on prancer, on cupid, on comet…..
what is the key to a good nonsequitar
drugs. steel cut drugs.
great question to be more common, how often do you have to communicate playing a sports game in public
obviously not enough.
great question are we lucky that cows are waterproof
there, there, it will be over soon enough.
great question are we lucky that activists are not
there we are. yes, less they have the staying power they think they should. sonsabitches.
great question if you are blind, does it matter what tickets the scalper sells you
i don’t know. i dont. you can do the one hand and another. tough. i think your seeing friends would rather get you drunk anyhow.
great question when i was hit in the head with a baseball bat as a kid were concussions invented
sadly, no. once money is involved terminology comes around. yeah, there is no money in this. would i do this for money? and risk not being here with you – pu-shaw.
great question if you don’t look forward to giving will you always flunk aging
yes. that simple. does it have to be money? there has to be some of it. not all. you have to give as soon as you can for as long as you can…..you lost weight, good for you, never been closer to my heart. i need to be your shadow so you can be my light. not bad. see you on down the trail.
great question are we lucky chickens are horny
them and activists. go girl
great question does anything pander as much as commercials
god bless every single one of you.
great question would it be wrong to pee on snow to remove it from the driveway
just saying, for the robbery that them snow clearers are doing i don’t see why the fuck not. instead of hundreds of buck-a-roos, by a case of the mountain dew. pee you savings all winter long.
great question how do you rescue someone from liberalism
i think you tell them no conservatives child has every gone to do porn. yep. true. nip that trip to true blue.
great question is it right that women want the protection of the law but not the truth of the law
seems we have a failure to communicate.
great question would i like someone to frost my top
how you doin
great question do you bowl if you shop at trader joe’s
no. just doesn’t happen. after all you don’t hang out with gutter balls.
great question is this something more than free
now we’re talking. its the break we all need from the messages we’re drowning in
great question is porn similar to the zapruder film
texas you naughty sum-of-a-bitch.
great question would auto correct correct jebus
might let the expletives fly presuming the all whitey speaks blue
great question what is the life expectancy of a idiot
heh, heh, heh.
great question do we all secretly wish cosell’s hair was from morty’s
we do. want their to be a connection between what we think and what we want to be true as if there is a difference.
great question what if you do yoga backwards
you end up licking yourself.
great question if your sailboat goes under and you die and we dont know about it enough to celebrate, how sad should we feel about that.
very. a great chance to come together as less than before gone. damn shame.
great question is the best place to fart at summer party they call outdoor music festival et cet er a cause the doobie dew litters the air so bleeping much
i like MOA. busy, but never precocious.
great question what is the amount you can earn before you have to pay the size of tax to pay for the people who have decided not to earn as much as you
i think if you shop at whole foods you then can afford to have society on your goddamn shoulders. hell yeah. down with success you have had it your way for fart too long. your day is coming and then you will know what it is like to rely on other people for money. jerks.
great question say if, if i had my cat at the augusta last hole of the day, everything in the balance, but it happens that the green side bunker clumps like a mother fucker, how would they communicate that through the surrogate that is cbs
well nick it appears that with peaches paw prowess you can’t tell she had corn for lunch can you? No jim you can’t and apparently the new catnip in the greens is making for a good night all around.
you can hope because you can think.
great question isn’t it funny that you have to pay for quality toilet paper
so sad but so funny. the day will come when my ass knows freedom and when that day comes, it will shit you not.
great question where does unused cologne go
could, could prisons use that smell to bring some sense of dignity to the ravaged….maybe, or tell you what, iowa ain’t gonna get better lookin might as well get better smellins. not you wisconsin. yur dreamy.
great question why don’t we blame the earth in peril on immigrants.
cause they haven’t earned enough to ruin the planet. have to splain it all. geesh. how you doin
great question who owns jebus
lulu. we knew you had a secret. no shame in secrets. happy for you. nice feather, nice feather
no brene owns crem brulee. to be fair. tay owns media.
great question should u2 have a symbol of what was the music pre and after skull cap
yep. how to know if it is kosher? that’s just mean. no i don’t believe jewish animals would have to wear one. yes, i do think if pigs did wear them then there could be a opening of the book. as it were. as you are. as if.
great question how do you sell a laptop to a person with no legs
funny thing that sinbad was, oh this, this is if you have a lap. would you like a clark bar, yeah, they do satisfy you. you probably want half, my bad.
great question should apple, if, apple was worth its greed, have christopher walken as siri
we are not far a part, just a ways away
great question do you get loved more if you have better hygene
tough cause them liberals love their immigrants crossing the line. yep. they do. won’t hug em or give them tuition for sally and bobby, but love em so much.
great question do i think i would be the first person to have a pee trough at home
i hear it helps after you come down from the shocks. overrated. my forty didn’t change. did have more racing stripes, which was odd.
great question could malcom x played tic tac toe with barry o
be a nice sit down. true. kind of like hill and mon. exchange notes. compare contrast. peace at last and presumed he didn’t want a finger up the ass. you don’t know if the quantity and quality of the fairer sexed.
great question would i like to see body bags at ski hills
that or picketball rackets with the hands still attached so fear is more than the wait for a nice cup of jo.
great question can you judge a business by the food in the employee fridge
that are the brand of tp. yep. that says it all when there is nothing to say.
great question do i feel stupid asking bad questions
the answers usually finish it off.
great question when my boss’s wife said to take it easy on my parents was that as wrong today as it was then
tough. i didn’t know what i was getting into and she didn’t have the right to assume what she didn’t know. course, i couldn’ say anything then and it isn’t a charmer to say it know, but it is a interesting thing to comment on anyone’s parents to anyone at anytime.
great question do men with combovers eat a lot of spagetti
yep. we know. someday take a look you might find black noodles on the black noodle. course, blacks don’t do the combover much. good fur u.
great question could all of this be better
i think if we had someone break the norm in public position maybe we’d have a chance to open a window never before seen or knew.
great question i see the moon in the morning leading me to work and soon enough the sun drops in to let me know there are planets not just plants in this crazy life of ours, all of which makes me wonder: did brady fumble
funny how life works. he did. sombitch.
great question should kevin bacon be allowed into a synogogue
no. let’s be consistent in how we worship the ethos of the spirit
great question should we be happy there was a ethos
now yur playing. poor donny. poor donny.
great question if you have a foursome of milkers is it a relief knowing you have to be good 25% of the time
that’s why fish mothers are the happiest mothers out there. yep. you can sense it when you are carving up their stomachs with a not so sharp knife that has to work it a little, but you know. you do. good fur them.
great question would i give a nice clap if the mime stayed in character when the sharks is gnawing on the torso.
i would but, but i am a easy get.
great question have i had a defining moment
I ‘ve watched a lot of kevin costner movies……i don’t know….haven’t achieved anything yet. still alive. that is probably best i got
great question what is the rule on kissing relatives
i think the warmer the climate the less you notice until junior has that third arm and fourth leg.
great question does it hurt to not hear or have heard positive words from family
crushing.
great question why do i think it is fun to joke about babies
cause they don’t wear collars
great question number of times you use the egg after you splurge
i think you use it once because either you are the ass that tells the people who don’t want to hear about it at all or you go on to the next life affirming purchase…..that would be the divorce lawyer.
great question what do engineers do
occupy various administrative buildings
great question is it true, if, if mexico could get their act together and have the worlds best day care they could rule the world.
yep. there you have it people. kids are the new fossil fuel.
great question is vitamix the new woodchipper
just don’t ask your host to put a head on that carrot juice.
great question would our habits change if we paid in kittens
just saying that late night carnal snack might not happen because you want mittens back.
great question doesn’t everyone want to be sexy at some point
yes we do. sadly the manipulative monsters have taken a rite of life and made it a sin for they too are ashamed of their shins. not those shins. just sad. sad. that’s not music. oh, dear god. smell it from here. yeesh.
great question unlimited cold diet coke for free for the rest of my life, and, and in heaven, or no more bike lanes.
you know, my love is greater than a moment before the next so someone else can drink my diet coke because we will be free of the emtional pee we see
great question a country without a nuclear weapon
cape cod
great question is it wrong i’ve hugged animals more than humans in my life
we could start there and go all night. maybe i’m not alone, but then again, yes i am.
great question what could the best thing to be grateful for
prayer
great question could alf not smoke weed cause he was fury
i think since scoobs was baked like zeetee ain’t no reason alf couldn’t blaze.
great question if you are a angry religious person have you thus proven it is in spirit we are all one
that or the chump is backed up worse than the next iphone order from muscle schoals.
great question because my mom bought my funeral all ready, do i sleep better
with one eye open
great question have whites done more positives for blacks than blacks have done for blacks
shit question. but if you take it on its face you might have a discussion. the greater question will always be have white people done enough good things…more white people die every year than black people that has to account for something.
great question could dubai be built on rock n roll
or the balls of seemingly fit white men
great question if all sunrises are fascinating why can’t the people who want to protect them be
in theory, that they’ve made it this far in life is fascinating
great question how soon til the sex industry takes advantage of self driving cars
that is just sick. they overtook the gideons. gideons deserved it . no way. just saying, for every step forward is a step we don’t see. is that wrong? no. leggings are good cause they give women the confidence to exercise and not spend a lot of time shopping. the downside, a lot of wedgies. did we see that coming? no. should we have after the thong rush of years past, maybe. profits are busy so we should be patient.
great question if people spoke less could we have that time to save the earth
theoretically. but you save the earth by talking about it. no, you save it by filling urns with grandparents.
great question do i respect more people who are too good to talk to me
it’s nice to know people out there are thinking.
great question is it proven you have to be odd to be rich
i think to create the stupidity needed for the universe to agree with your energy you must be of a different breed. or, or, be raised right from the get go so all the dough rises thusly. other wise you drown in your common man’s clothes.
great question would i think its would make a dent in the earth if all gum chewers died would we need multiple funerals or, or, since they are are all alike, would we only need one
i think we might need one obituary and that would be nice. give them the respect they deserve and make it snazzy so it sticks, like their sloppy seconds to the back of the bus stop
great question is there more pressure on bald women to look good for their spouse then the other way around
without a doubt. the pressure is enormous, as is the surface of the head. do you let the hair grow the first sign of thinning? you could. do you go for treatment instead of a new deck for the house? i think that is a plus. bottom line, nip it in the bud early so no one can tell the intricacies of your lies.
great question difference between sunglasses and fuck off
if you groom yourself sunglasses, if you don’t fuck off. I have glasses that automatically change. and there are guns that the next bullet comes up automatically. problem solved.
great question my bike has a motor and pedals does that make me special
especially harder to hit, but the flames do get rid of the evidence. yes. thank you.
great question i am taking a aarp drivers course so i can be a better driver, isn’t that good
sure, you waste your time away from the road makes the rest of us safer.
great question should stupidity be entertaining
could be sad, but most of the time it is a rib tickler. tell you what, we see a person on the losing end of a meet and greet with a mountain, that’s funny. that is not funny. every time. when you invite death into your life you cannot be surprised if it leaves empty handed.
great question guns are bad right, just look at the number of kids that die because of them everyday
if a kid is in contact with a gun, odds are they have bigger problems than the gun and most assuredly, they will face insurmountable odds to secure a life down the road. so, if pain doesn’t happen is that a good thing? a lot of times we know it is the thing.
great question would it be wrong if aliens came and wanted to know who tastes the best and we told them it is the people wearing the masks
no. not wrong. cause, cause, we don’t know.
great question should you be allowed to buy a car at eighty years old
no. gun yes. car no. that’s not fair. and you were going to leave the dealership in your will were you. not the point. that’s discrimination. your point. that’s wrong. sure, but life is not right. only death is. ha ha ha hahahaha….i’ve known people who’ve died and it is not funny….well, you are not trying very hard are you
great question if you are a role model for kids isn’t that kind of creepy
yep. yep. since we are all going to die, i think that is enough. i do.
great question if the world sucks right now, as one could think, not should, but could, is it not then true that ivy league education and there in, is not the solution to anything other than time on ones hands
we have money and power. yes, yes you do. we have proof that what you sell is not what we need. it is to boil it down to one word: greed. in any language. at any point. for all reasons. we smarter than you. my cat knows how to love without having been taught. she is smarter than you.
great question if prostitution was more legal than what it is, and i had the money, since i have the empathy, would i not gift some action to the spouses of those who have the burden of being the care givers for the rest of their spouses life, or for what they can afford to have their spouse still live with them
i would. and i think that should be okay. to believe we could begin to know the pressure upon the tragedy of not being able communicate with someone right there has to be horrific. so, a la carte earth shattering hump would be nice.
great question is boarding school good parenting
ooooph. i think learning how to use a board on a kid is good parenting because most people abuse in a way that leaves emotional scares when using corporal punishment will not have those type of drawbacks. less we forget there is the fact that we suck the life out of the human body as a means to preserve a lifestyle that revolves around relaxation.
great question if you are off the grid what do you talk about
those people you would never want to be off the grid with. oh, how do they live like that. can you imagine having a life where you have to work for toilet paper and not use the very hands that god has given you and hurt all those trees so you can wipe your ass?…….funny cause its true…….we use leaves……sure you do, why would you do that to your friend
great question should tall women change the lightbulbs for free of short women
of course and we know it is only going to start a conversation over life and tea and the facts of the day as they always are. the plight. the fight. the tragedy.
great question why don’t we call the earth’s bluff
not like we are not going to die. and the worse part dying is the belief that the person had anything good left to live for and most of us have peaked. if, if we knew the earth was okay could we get back to the challenge of communication in this time. what if the earth isn’t bluffing? on me.
great question should you be on all the time with your most important relationships
how you doin
great question since lobster is so expensive, does that mean a east coast cannibal should pay more for dinner than a midwest cannibal
that would be market price. fair market price. tough but fair market price. gruesome tough but fair market price. good for the earth gruesome tough but fair market price.
great question why are we surprised when stupid people say stupid things
…….just checking. almost had ya. how we doin…..all right. i don’t think there will be a line when we take that to the bank.
great question would i noodle with a baby
yes, but i would have the rope tied pretty tight around the baby you don’t won’t to lose that cat fish. i know, the cat fish bite hard but, as a avid earth lover, that is something i respect and admire…..remember, there are more babies than there are catfish. how’s that grab ya
great question do i think if i get rich i would be able to save my family
i think that presents itself as the most obvious way because with money comes options. i don’t know. maybe my mom passing could do it but that is a big if as well. I don’t know. i think it might be best the way it is because in order for change to be worth it it would have to be for a better outcome and i don’t know if that is possible at this point.
great question what is the only nice thing you can say to someone at work
have you tried the hot pockets
great question if america had a go by your middle name day would it make a difference
just a lot of people called: of a
great question do you hire the person with the bad breath or the farter
febreeze can handle the gas. that other person can’t function in a society built around professional communication. nothing against febreeze. you are our nasal toilet paper.
great question what age are you allowed to make coworkers miserable
corner office.
great question should you let the inmate have a funeral outside of the prison
no. no. you don’t get a last meal or a church service. you did the crime you do the time. kidding. it’s why most prisoners have funerals at gentlemen’s clubs. downside is, all the pall bearers are really close together.
great question is disrespect the worst thing a younger person can do to a older person
that or inadvertent cremation
great question do you date knowing you could become better or do you wait til you are better
I think once you can’t stand the rest of the world you are ready. nobody likes everybody it just doesn’t work out that way.
great question should you be rated as a weather pretty person by the number of forecasts you get right
i think that is fair. after all, you are nothing but handicapping the good lord’s work. shit yeah.
great question should work be bilingual
if it is owned by a liberal it can be. tis interesting you don’t hear the hebrew flown over the ears or, or the eastern bloc countries. not sayin. just interesting how those coming over from cash poor countries stick to their native language more than adopt the land of the free who they want its money. that’s racist. one, we’re all racist. two i did not say good or bad. i said interesting. same thing. no, you don’t have to agree, it is an observation. i don’t like it. you don’t have to.
great question if there is not a hole in you should we be able to put one in
i think that is part of the human condition. find the holy ones. they are the common.
great question is being friendly the same as a person liking you
fuck no. not even close. cept for you. how you doin. i like anyone who gives me their time.
great question if new fashion was no fashion at all, would i be a model
minus my heft, maybe. maybe have a runway by a food court. not bad. or, a bazaar. all i can think of when they have those runway shows is food because i know they are not eating so there has to be some good food going to waste
great question when can we openly tell people who smell they smell
when their family. this ain’t the south and family is gasoline
great question would a free abortion be worth season tickets to the yankees.
Was there a pun intended, no. but well earned. fat guy in a little joke.
great question still no time travel?
As far as i know, no. i don’t think it can be done but for death and death is too good to waste
great question is it interesting that siri never says sorry
dominatrix. oooph.
great question if you drag your kid down one stair does that mean you can drag them down flights
i have done the math, checks out. you might want to wear a glove, get sweaty.
great question will the end of sports be from the top down or the bottom up
bottom up. eventually money will corrupt it into impossibility. I think. pressure. time. desperation. it’s all building. you can see it with little league world series. developmental leagues. summer ball. we are headed to where there won’t be enough money for others to rip you off.
great question when will we charge for cold air
not at hotel because their air conditioners are for show. FOR SHOW. SHOW!
great question when will nike do heart transplants
as soon as the pig develops a little more. best part will be the funeral when the blt will be bob on wheat.
great question if people don’t bring violins to orchestra concerts why do people bring their voices to rock concerts.
cause let them leave with their legs on
great question do i think jackie said enough in the way she dressed
she could have been bold to put something down on record to show she had the lady balls. saying nothing but trying to communicate through fashion is not enough. he wouldn’t let her i bet. fuck that. i dont know. seems if you try to emulate her through fashion is not enough of a statement.
great question if, if, brian den a hee, in rambo, said to rambo, “why say no when it feels so good to say yes?”
I think we might have had a better adjusted rambo. certainly a star on our hands with brian. i ripped you off from tommy boy but it is such a great line there is room to share. i think. cause it feels so good.
great question do you have to reinvent yourself to lose weight
yes. habits have to change and with that the thought tree. my experience. hard to be the same person and get different results. difficult part is how it affects the people around you. it takes a lot because you end up thinking about so much.
great question why blame the theranos girl
I don’t know. I think you have to make people more responsible for their choices. she lied. we lie all the time. she lied to the wrong people. that may have been the bigger problem. still. if she had them sold whose fault is that? she cost millions. so don’t construction projects but people get away with that. she was blonde. there you go.
great question should you be allowed to steal gas x
yes. for the love of god, yes.
great question should you be allowed to give a good kid a gun
yes. let them conceal and carry and serve mass. be the last time father grabs some ass.
great question why is it, that it seems, of course, that vegans eats with purpose and the rest of us dont
I think people take easy moments of purpose instead of eating for america, which i do but no one comments on that. i also eat for the economy. for the farmers. for the people at the grocery store. for the public works department. and sometimes, sometimes, i eat for me.
great question if, if you are in the ocean and have your baby on your head and a shark jumps out of the water, takes a right turn, snatch’s the kid, elevates, and you can take a picture or save the kid, what do you do
theoretically you have a baby picture to last a lifetime and you might have made top ten for national geographic. true it would help if you were in africa, but, i think they might have a white person issue at some point.
great question what music do you not play when you have the next vietnam
donny benet…..kidding….bruce willis. i think it is a fair boycott. we have given him a nice life.
great question if you are orthodox what are the odds you volunteer or do you think your ultra religious self is a volunteer in the definition
there you go. you do think it is a volunteer. and not saying that it is not, but there is a rub to it.
great question should cinnabon have a satellite
tell you what, be nice to know a sweet roll was orbiting the earth
great question you are at the top. Back is beyond. Forward okay. Back bad. Forward okay. Epic back. Forward okay. Friends. As it was. Were. might be. We’ll see. A little wobble you have. Off kilter. Going back. Back is bad. Forward okay. New couple. Proud. So proud. First. Best one in the history of first ones. To say wow would be offsetting the super wow it was. Have to have this hug. Times. Proposal. Trow baby to you. Off kilter. Volcano behind you. Bad. catch and die. Duck and live. What do you do
if i know i am going to have a big breakfast afterward the hike i would duck. yep. that is so selfish. who throws a baby at someone. my lord. if person doesn’t say throw you don’t throw. and hey, maybe i’m having a bad day, ever think of that. no. young people are factories of fetus. fact. maybe that haven’t even had the naming party. ever think of that? no.
great question do you have a good deodorant if you have a good vertical leap
i would think if you spent so much time in the air you might want something that saves you the time you spend. maybe you don’t have all the tats either. friction. yep. maybe you listen to house of pain. maybe. why not van halen not van hagar? why the fuck not.
great question does a real ugly person read my mind and therefore feel bad when they come by me
odds are not, but i feel people can read my mind……how you doin
great question if you are a prick, but don’t eat lobster, all good
tough. no. we need less pricks. cept pricks willing to die for america. good prick. what about bitch’s
they may be good looking. which is a great reason to get into modeling.
great question would i feel different for my dad if he stood up for me
it would have made me more proud
great question does tay know what she wants
global thermal nuclear war
great question why do more men bring their clothes to the gym than woman
yes, yes, i have time on my hands. and ass. chair is a little big. lotta sap. can’t lose.
great question a person is well read, what does that even mean
it means that tom hanks got the russians out of afghanistan.
great question since supermodels are handicapped by their beauty, are there other senses higher
sometimes they can see more
great question if person is able to get a echo off of a fart in the grand canyon, should they revive 3-2-1 contact and have them as the first host
yes. by god almighty yes.
great question the people who want to be picked on just because they have their response all ready, do you fart on them because you know they won’t have a response to that
by god that is the ticket….what about the other people at the opera? eat your burrito’s baby.
great question if you walk slower do you walk longer
i don’t know how, but yes. time gives you all answers.
great question should vegans wear a orange vest all the time
yes since they want the attention anyway.
great question best way to ruin a good band
short lead singer
great question if you are past four kids who do you think you are helping
national geographic. of course. on me.
great question if you live on a houseboat do you not fish within fity feet of the boat
i would second that. you don’t want the first thing you catch to be last night’s supper. vegans have better poop. i stand corrected. why didnt i realize that you compost on a house boat. oh am i the fool to you now.
great question can you tell the spouse from their spouse
I can. you can. one unhappy spouse = another. often the spark is gone. then the grind. then the porn. then the separate bedrooms
great question if people don’t like you does that mean you are doing something right
How you doin
great question what are we suppose to do with the people who have the just shoot me face
tough. they want it, not like you are looking to do anyone in…..mostly. and if their chewing gum you have two reasons. if they talk, three. if they smell four. if they have poor posture five. so your choice is made for you.
great question how many women wan’t to be harassed
more than you think because either it is the attention they don’t get or the chance to deliver the manifesto they won’t write.
great question do i think the people around prince were all enablers
it’s tough. but its not. everyone who used him as a meal ticket and knew the drug situation had a reason to speak up. not that his case alone matters as such, but, the ones that need the help don’t get it and then we are left with the ones who don’t contribute and then you get cbs.
great question why does the underside of my watch smell like olive garden
why am i taking my watch off at olive garden? don’t know. could be a reflex. i take my expectations off when i go to red lobster. works. what about long john silver? i don’t know where they are.
great question are we all chasing the loneliness from our youth
a thought. some of you might not have been blessed with the infamy of being lonely since dawn of your memories but for the rest of us there is no doubt, we chase and we chase because that is what we are about. sir.
great question since weed is legal should the munchies have a munchy proof
be nice pay for bag of funyons with a 80% munchie proof. one drug deserves another cause that is how drugs go down. never alone. no retreat. no surrender.
great question should you travel with a license once you are terminal that allows you to say anything
yes. come on. give them that much.
great question once you are terminal in prison and you ain’t gettin out should they take you out
yes. last i fucking checked the cost of death was not going down and we need to save the sacred cows.
great question is yoga feminism
cept kitten yoga.
great question should we be able to make our own mark whalburg movies
yes. could it get worse? no. and it seems like it would be a hoot.
great question what is the point of tanning your calves
so people know you are getting the farmers subsidy
great question can nudists colonies play two hand touch
what do you think
great question should we focus on winning wars instead of how we win
I think so. now, whether we should be in one is mute after we start in one. well we need to fight according to rules. sure. cause i bet if we lose they will treat us right. have to be humane. no. no. win at all costs. it will come back to us. it will will either way so why not win. no one is going to treat us better than we treat ourselves.
great question should high schools have their own swat teams
i think if they taught conservative principles as much as they do liberal school would be more interesting.
great question if people talked less would we love them more
yes…..i do. so much fat in the air, best to keep it lean and clean and not to far inbetween
great question is it true that women can go bald from not leaving the toilet seat up
yes. epidemic. sad. if only they knew what they wanted to know.
great question do superhero’s wear deodorant
no but they should. they do wear thin. cept the dude. it is like my opinion man.
great question why don’t men clean toilets on toilet cleaning principles
there is the operative word – man. how foolish are we not. we’ll take out the trash. we’ll mow the lawn. but hell if we’ll scrub the shit farm
great question are terminals more attractive than non terminals
not bad. you get into the will quickly and you get to keep on shopping. not bad to me. find another, you could have developed a nice revenue stream like the vultures who pound estate sales….sonsabitches the whole lot of them.
great question is a dead fetus better than a dying senior
yes. less they have not contributed the accumulation of stuff to this god forsaken world. no trash. no traffic. no offspring. no more. faith in the no more.
great question does your ethnicity mean anything
no it just means you wanted to be treated special with out treating you with respect. no. yes. everybody hangs it out there like it matters when in the end of the fucking day it matters nothing. respect is a even street between two dead ends.
great question would i want frank caliendo as my therapist
in a heartbeat. it would be the best time spent
great question am i more satisfied with my therapist as of late
it has been very helpful. i am grateful. she is the only person i talk to so it is very important.
great question what does good therapy look like
I don’t know. i think it might be good if it convinces you you were not the reason your life sucks. i think.
great question should there be a smithsonian for drugs
yes. be the best damn one. and the samples to die for
great question if the most attractive women became president would we feel better about our country
it would be interesting. i do think we would follow the news more closely. yes, if a single person became president it would be interesting as well. bill wasn’t single he just acted like he was. what about jfk? presumably. maybe willie will get the eternal rubber.
great question is there no such thing as a suicide attempt
given that we are all going to die, i say no. that’s not a nice thing to say. neither is not listening. not nice. if communication is off we are all responsible.
great question would i noodle if the catfish was a cinnabon
up to my neck. be a helluva nibble.
great question how dangerous have bike lanes come to the abortion movement
i just fucking with ya. bike lanes are dangerous to america. abortions are not dangerous to us but they are the fondu of conversation. bike lanes. how less than one percent of the country can wag the dog. sonsabitches. if they cared we would know it by now but they dont and we suffer for it.
great question is the sole power of jewish living how the kids are raised
I think that is huge. you could say the teachers but after a certain age we are all teachers. gettin em while they young is the key. push it in so by the time they have a chance to breath they are well marinated. must carry forth the seeds. maybe because i was raised with out religion. maybe.
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great question is the democratic party communism
yes it is. how? it is of one mind. it doesn’t adapt. maybe that is politics but to be so rigid is a wonder. still not communism. it is keeping people down so the top stays at the top. telling the poor its okay but not giving the poor a chance to be rich because rich is bad unless you are a liberal than you deserve every penny. jerk. asshole. mother fucker. so says the bastard.
great question what percentage of society is sport
if you go by commercials, 77%. be nice to have tv shows about medication and then see the commercials. or the news commercials since everybody who watches the news is sick. poor us.
great question do the stones sleep in a humidor
whatever keeps them fresh. again, it is nice to see people lead their life to the fullest instead of me. i don’t know if i could have been them but i know i don’t have to
great question could you fix a professional cat racing competition
if you could ever get a cat to do what you want you would be the first. and i wouldn’t want train a cat. rather have them train me. train was interesting. should you feel ashamed. coldplay is tricky thing. would we have movies without coldplay? don’t know. big question. obviously i have a rough life. obviously.
great question what if, if, the earth is fine.
no. it needs to be protected. yeah. tell that to the victims of nature. not their fault. its the white man’s fault. whole lot of babies and shit from non white men. not the point. they made all the decisions. like to end this conversation. fool.
great question if i go to hell and the devil asks how i am doing and i say good and i ask the devil how he is doing and he says good, is that the equivalent of hell and do i get out because i broke the system
if i ‘m good and you’re good, we’re fucked. there is so much more to say. we always want to drop the bomb and why the hell not now? no fucking reason. got that figured out now don’t we.
great question why are we not giving more options to save the earth
if i was saving the earth, and who knows, i would say make good potato salad to save the earth, i think people would respond. or, or no more sperm banks. not a bad idea. it’s kind of revolting. so are the current crop of earth whisperers. maybe we see what hardware stores actually sell so we don’t feel like we are walking into a giants armpit. not bad. if we used our imagination to save the earth we could do it cause we want to not because we have to
great question how many sniffs are you allowed in public
if you are outside and it is a windy day, multiple. if you are indoors, one. what happens then? a loud buzz by a sharp pain quickly masked by a river of red honesty. and soon a long nap into which we will never know.
great question could v8 be in a truck commercial.
tell you what could be in a truck commercial: farts. twelve function back gate and a weather beater. show everyone running out of the truck and one woman laughing. be a nice way to break in women into truck commercials.
great question how much do you spend on flowers to not have to say i love you
thirty. inflation. used to be twenty-five. covid. what is so wrong with saying i love you? how you doin
great question should quick lube joints sell mineral oil so i change my oil
be nice. yes i am thinking of moving violations, why aren’t you? you can watch it more than once it has that appeal.
great question who has the nerve to own a rain jacket
damn right. we’re lucky enough to have it should be more welcoming. we live in seattle. good. now stay there. jerks. get a little wet so you can be a little wild. it’s how you have a little bit of fun now that we are done being woken up.
great question would i have a kid if it was nerf
be interesting. be careful when its wet out and maybe have a day off to wash and dry but io think it would be nice and best part no car seat.
great question are minorities more emtional
more vocal about their emotions. me too.
great question has kitty cat only proven the allure of greed
no, she shows what a woman can do….for money….shut up. she is greatest….or maybe she conjures up what you will never be and always you are the victim……..noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!………awash in your defeat you are.
great question canoe vs kayak either can float with a body in it. blood easier to come off on the canoe i imagine. holes would be likely to be patched. canoe’s are expensive. more than urns. used urn. coffee canister. donny’s. wash it out i presume. kind of cruel.
great question do you give your kids up for adoption before you climb everest.
I think the kids would give you up for adoption. it takes courage. no, it takes lawyers.
great question do seniors have too much time on their hand, is that why they chew gum
doesn’t matter. we’ll take care of things on our end.
great question if i made hand sanitizer would i feel like a failure if i could not get that last percent
it’s why i never got into chemistry. among other reasons. mostly it destroys brain cells that i could otherwise destroy.
great question how long until you dont like the old soul
til the have the answer for every question you never ask
great question is it okay to miss a parent that you did not like
i don’t know that you have a say in the matter. it just happens. on a nice sunny day you think about the chance to talk to a parent. of course, you know that there was a undertone if scrapped a bit of serious problems, but given that it was all on you mad it easier to let slide.
great question do all your emotional problems come out in the winter
i think winter is the cooker for the pot between the shoulders. by the end of the season you are either in jail or in denial so you’ve got a vacation from good health which is nice so you can eat accordingly.
great question is a bad customer going to be bad no matter
sometimes all you can do is give them the finger when the head is turned. you could fart but then you would have to be able to direct the fart to them and that takes time and talent. not to mention beans. yes.
great question how do you not look at your parent as the answer to your financial problems and look at them as a senior citizen who could always you some kindnesss
I always advise people to stay away from utah, niagra falls and new york after reading ny post.
great question does it all revolve around money
it does. the climb, the journey, all of it is about being able to do things, be with, give, have, dream, it all comes down to money and when you have none of it but the bills about it, it all seems so impossible. that is why you kill yourself because you can’t see the long version of hope.
great question do albinos snort cocaine
chocolate cocaine
great question do yoga teachers like fruit rollups
why wouldn’t they. yoga mats for their fingers. yep. so cute. go you.
great question should dateline be part of homeland security
I think it already is. they always get their man. better than homeland. and their self sufficient. not too shabby.
great question do they road kill in california
where their going they don’t need row-adds.
great question what is the hint for the last one
martin plays the new sound marvin has been looking for
great question fair trade: kitten for a newborn
maybe throw in the newborn to be named later.
great question no one is looking, at the state fair, last day, would i stick my new born’s toes into pronto pup batter and give it a little fry
they make it cinnamon batter and i don’t have a choice in the matter
great question what does close get us in saving the earth
canada? not that bad. kind of like america except the chinese debt. but, not too shabby for a sycophant.
great question does talking points come with the peleton
i do think it is a down payment for a tesla. what’s the difference you are better than most all americans cause you are fit, rich and easily recognized for the contributions you make to the food chain. true, i hope to have money someday so i could afford to buy what i write.
great question does it feel good knowing i am closer to death today than i was yesterday
It does. there is an end to this and hey, we did it together. fist bump that.
great question are coffee shops bathrooms of our souls
I don’t know. sounded catchy. i think they have taken over mcdonald’s. more talking at coffee shops. you can date at coffee shop. at mcdonalds you can hide from first degree murder. which is nice. side of fries and a new identity.
great question should halliburtin be the official weaponry of chicago
save money to save money. lives, shit, lives come and go. money, that’s for real.
great question could they have a party if i choose what day to die on
naming party. death party sounds a helluva lot better. maybe at a funeral casserole. maybe at a skin joint. point being, no gifts cause i’m dying. which is nice.
great question do young people have to talk to older people or is it the other way around
eventually at the viewing the younger person is talking to the older person….if you are keeping score.
great question should they have a special military unit of funny people
it would be a special force. killer comedy. stop. you could be a killer audience. hell, we all have it in us. when it comes down to it death is not farther than the mirror is apart.
great question a man gets angry and is fired. a woman gets angry and is a hero. is that how it works
got a problem with that bucko? it seems women’s emotions are more important and precious than man. so? if we are to be equal than we need to be equal. well, man has done so much more harm to woman. like love em. that is so typical of you. yes. just like a diamond ring. like you’ll know. god help me if i do.
great question does it take courage to be intense
desperation and fear do the leg work. i think. professionals are intense. but do we know why or are we just guessing the shit out of it? the point? we don’t know why, we only think we do.
great question could we add up all the holidays and figure the time and then off the person a lump sum of time
i think it would be nice to have the flexibility and to know we have days off without having to be around family in the name of religion, america or the both at the same time. that would be progressive and maybe therein lies the answer.
great question what is wrong about being progressive
often it comes back to bite us because it is small in scope with the intent to be big as the theoretical tent
great question are you sassy if you eat bugs
of course you are because right behind the bug is sassy. Phil you in later.
great question why is the earth more important than the souls of the savages who live on it
you have to be stupid to ask that question. maybe i am, but a planet full of devils is not worth saving. less we become the disease and the cure. the earth needs to be around for the kids. then why don’t we help the kids by not having kids. that makes no sense. it doesn’t have to it just has to be done. you are just like everyone else who thinks that is the solution. well, everyone else never looked so good to me. jerk. right back at ya.
great question would i endorse a fat eating drug night at football games
i would. i think that is how you attack fat. more money. science is the crop of donations that never seems to get questioned for its insanity. but they are trying to save so many people. if we don’t have time machines how can we cure cancer? that makes no sense. my point exactly.
great question do you think if jebus was fishing and the sun was beating down like the future will, he could move the sun by pinching his fingers and say,” bad sun, bad sun.”
or get dad on the sat phone. he could move mountains i think. then fix hawking. but we both know the story of stephen only mattered because of the troubles he faced not the successes he had. just like yuz and a me.
great question why do thin people think they can save fat people
because they have faced the challenge, or, or, they are afraid of being eaten, which they should be. tell you what, watch who you elevator with…..just saying five may go in, but four may come out. what if there all vegans…..then you would have five out and a compost pile. naturally.
great question should you have to wash your hands after you fart
i don’t know why, but yes.
great question what would happen if we had to choose between handicap parking and bike lanes
i think this what the ruuskies want us to face and then the whores come in and it all goes to shit. kidding. it would be the best of times. why not have parking the same, but cheaper price for handicap. park close but pay the same. bah!
great question are campgrounds the same as bike lanes
morally. yep. how? math. explain. no one can explain math that is why it is beautiful for it lies so we do not have to. that makes no sense. that’s math baby.
great question would i like to see a soft serve ice cream maker in my dreams.
i don’t know how, but i tell you what, i would sleep like a baby. could get rid of c pap if i knew i could have unlimited in my dreams. we could have a social. yep. maybe that’s why the coma stay coma fied. now we know. sonsabitches.
great question what is more dangerous: delivering a baby in a community of cannibals in the middle of a tornado, or chewing gum in front of me
it stands to reason, you don’t chew gum in front of me and get to live. its that simple. please. my stars.
great question how many diseases should you have on file to get a sick day
I like to have every thing short of terminal, but if cash flow is a problem i like to bring in a miracle go fund me site.
great question do most tough men judge other men by how big they think the other man is
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great question would both conjoineds have to be on match at the same time
i think it could get awkward otherwise, but highly entertaining all the same
great question would the worst thing for humanity be if we found out there is no after life
it would change things i believe and make religion a lot less vacant then what it is. maybe the population goes up, maybe it goes down. be a nice topic of conversation.
great question should the be able to offer credit cards at hospice locations
i think it might backfire. amazon would be busy but the undertaker would be not rewarded kindly.
great question which is better thank you or your welcome
thank you for getting rid of all the bike lanes in north america. your welcome. i think thank you is better.
great question should they let blind people practice driving on bike lanes with tanks
as a future parent of no kids, i would say you are always better educating than stagnating.
great question do bike jokes get old
as fresh as the open space on all the fucking lanes across this once free country. i might get old but i am not sure. things don’t look too good right now. a lotte what have you’s. least of all the ability of the driver to not veer the vehicle off the road and into the twilight of eternity.
great question if you work at sotheby’s how many showers do you take a day
i think you live in the shower and only come out when you don’t get humanity on your body. and why would you allow that to happen? no reason. keep yourself away and moisture heavy. it’s how i keep away from you. that and my poverty.
great question would aliens go with comcast
i think if they met comcast customer service department first off the spaceship then we would never see the aliens again. what if they met abc evening news…..same. we need to hide our soft spots. i would introduce them to our comedians first off. they know the country better than we do. true. when you know what makes a person laugh you know the person.
great question if you wear a lanyard how close are you to being in mensa
i am being recruited by mensa. then i found out it was lefsa. and then i said see ya. nice to meet ya.
great question does poverty make you horny
i think so. what about being rich? makes you upset because you pay for the poor runts. then who should have kids? nuns.
great question if we don’t give you crane enough to win the war, what the fuck
don’t know. give em texas, or, or send our gangs over there and teach them that there is a reason to be humble when you are living in america. and lastly, send over all the bad actors because they could earn points for being part of something truly heroic and not just a barbaric yawp. fools. what about the writers? we sleep a lot. we do.
great question are lakes male or female
sounds like a question for the lake detective. my answer is female because lakes give life and that is what a good woman will do in her lifetime, while watching lifetime after working out at lifetime.
great question can i see the end
i can see a end that is not natural. it is always going to be there because once you reach for the handle the door is never far from your sight.
great question would it be wrong to pay someone to have sex instead of you…..how you doin…..i think we already pay people for that. after a while you just want a good nights sleep and dreams not done in the fumes of fluidity.
great question where does patronizing become deadly
when there is gum involved. smug. arrogance. annoyance. saying you would never respect someone if they did things you would never do. the whole gambit of liberalism. whining. you gotta want to live and to live right. it seems.
great question will wax outlive the celebrity
celebrities die everyday and yankee candle stays open, so, yes. yes wax has legs.
great question is it wrong for the couple to celebrate once they find out their kid is healthy
maybe behind the 7-11. nothing could be more american than the seven goddamn eleven, right mr. leary. maple nut crunch. crunch my maple nuts. kidding. you funny. you so so funny. rescue me was underrated. fist bump.
great question where does dora the explorer end up
up top the smug pole because she thinks people care and the world is fully of realized beliefs. fool.
great question if liberal had a surgery would they not want a conservative for a doctor
what is your point? point is you want someone who gives a damn about the human they are working with not someone who is hoping to create anarchy as a means of repopulation.
great question is it because of the race a thon riots that these college kids are expecting the freedom to do whatever they want with no consequences
I think there has been a playbook written that is followed by all protestors here on in. no getting around it, they are playing according to rules that they have written. always hide behind a minority that isn’t white….excluding white coma patients, white conjoined twins, white quads, and the whole syndromic condition. of course.
great question is saying the word race racist
unless you have been given your bonafides as a non racist racist, saying race makes you racist. am i? it seems the logic is to push people to become racists so you can call them racists. i think you make everything about race in the hopes that racism in the first degree can trump the other degrees. will it work? don’t know. i think the woke thing erupted into the opposite of its intention. subtle would have done a better job than a sledgehammer to the noggin. no everyone is on guard and the kids will suffer but that is okay because the kids deserve to suffer.
great question instead of going to prison would it be okay to torture the criminal with oral pain instead and if they survive give them their freedom
my experience says yes. why. nice of you to ask. first off, the idea that there are people not in pain inflicting pain that you are paying hurts. second, its the lack of good banter. does this hurt – no, i’m screaming cause it feels so good you doomphcuff. third, you give me sunglasses and how the fuck does that help the agony. fools – and last, no one will want to fuck up again and get tortured. least of all me. could we take away their cell phone? cell phones are the new cigarette. fact.
great question at what point are you a parent
i think when you get the phone call from prison. or the clinic wants to make sure it’s your baby’s baby. somewhere where you know consequences are going to try you ever loving patience for pumpkin. not too mention the college fund going to lawyer’s fee because of the smack heep your darlings become and the law knows it all too well. rest assured your youngin will put you through hell. sir.
great question how do you have better social habits than your parents and still maintain a relationship
tough, but fair. buy a lot of stamps. envelopes. labels. scratch n sniff stickers. peking duck. chicken fried rice. and a nice collection of sticks. you eat well while you write all the things you can’t stand to say and when you are done bleeding you torch up a stick and watch the sunset race it to its finish. i think.
great question if you have plastic surgery do you have to retake all your pictures after twenty
yes. hurry on now sloan……hi cameron. hi sloan. hello what fucking movie and say it with gusto I’m a giving you because this is leviathan and i am zuul. bored and nineteen. plus gratis.
great question could we trade china our yoga teachers for taiwan
maybe instead of the dodgers getting a new pitcher they could buy taiwan. i don’t see why the hell not. what if taiwan is not for sale? everything has a price to it.
great question everything?
Almost everything. hell, biden was for sale and trump is not. interesting as they say it in the old country.
greats question can you tell a coworker they look good
not male to female. never. be lucky to smile at em. you never know the rapids beneath the falls.
great question have we always hated the rich
I think the internet just make us see more of what we don’t have and that pisses us off because we have kids we may not have wanted for a life we are sure we needed.
great question should we be able to bet on earth at vegas.
i’ll bet it survives. i’ll also bet that volcanos are filled with doubts so much they get full and stop working thus saving humanity and a planet we’ve come to enjoy as home. let us gather up the chosen ones and fill our hot holes with their spirit frames as we march into a new period where we only live in the truth for as far as we can see it. kind of like biden yes.
great question what state would have the best muffins
maine. has to be because their blueberries would not come in a can and thus, on a crisp saturday morning there could be a hot muffin with liberated blue balls in your mouth. hazah!
great question how many actual rides has a uber driver given
ten. four thousand my ass. which is the price for my ass. the one i’m not sitting on. sharp. careful with that sword you just might find yourself after all. moo-hoo-moo-hoo-moo-hoo-hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!
great question do i think the end of humanity will come with a moment or one last person be left alone on earth – america – and having a great time i would imagine and then checking out
I dont know if it would be a man or a woman but i would bet you it would be a man because no woman is alone and they would probably have a long conversation about what debbie said in class while she thought no one was listening because debbie has a mouth on her and always pushes people whether they like it or not and that’s not good studio etiquette at all. oh lord, and then have to go shopping, don’t have to pick the kids up, which will be nice and go home, feed the dog and check the mail. gonna be that kind of a day i can feel it
great question would joe pesci have been impressed if michael jackson was spider
i think he would have held on to the bullets. i guess in the big picture if you are violent you are going to die violently. the last person standing usually is the priest. they don’t die they just live in infamy.
great question do documentaries make more money off of death than restaurants make off of fries
tough. body bag stuff. i think the problem is the documentaries don’t have a disclaimer that says, hey, death is good. good for economy. good for earth. good all around. and hey, we put some coin into our pocket what the fuck? am i right, of course i’m right.’ gotta be careful who you talk to……..how you doin?
great question high or low pain threshold.
what’s the difference because eventually we are all in pain. that is the fact jack. what about jill? Jill. as if we need to ask. never got that pail of water. sombitch.
great question is unhappiness the precursor to greed
yes. of no doubt in my mind. than why aren’t more fat people greedy? hard to be greedy with a jimmy johns in the left hand and a cinnabon in the right. i digest.
great question are we all invisible til love proves us otherwise
what you need to do is to stay away from the spliff and just get a nice pull on the doobie. then you get to where you don’t know if your high but you know your not low so you may be high but you’re just not sure anymore and then you call your dealer and ask for more of not being able to find your way home. and that’s football, that’s all it is.
great question if it was leave it to the zombeaver would i watch
hell, i’ll write the sonofabitch. zombeaver is a hit where we want it to be. in our minds. fuck the heart. course that could be a fashion show too. but who am i to hold back progress.
great question does a long beard make you smarter
unless you are woman. then your in the circus.
great question do they make more hair die for women than men
being gray should not be mandatory. neither should useless conversations. just cause men don’t talk doesn’t mean women can’t. no, but if you can get by with less than you should. you only need a little bit of everything.
great question could the cross christ been more dramatic if there was a thunderstorm
hard enough for the writers as it were. don’t want to push them to do what they can’t do anyway.
great question do cremators need to dress up
i think you don’t want to look too good because you could sneeze and get bob all over you.
great question if you have manners are you likely to eat a lot of salads
it stands to reason.
great question is tying the shirts around the waist as terminal as having it over the shoulders
it’s a risk few people are just not aware of. would it stop if they knew, maybe, but its up to us to hold the line.
great question is it true, that if no one can witness it, you are not lazy
how you doin
great question do men who smell nice drink expensive alcohol
you know its true because you drink from the box. change the scent and you become a gent
great question do we all hate the happy person on a monday
fuck em. then we brine em. then we eat em. then we suffer mondays like we do.
great question if you give the illusion you are a fighter does that mean you don’t win you just fight to fight another day
that’s now what i’m saying. i’m saying i stand up for myself. but do you win. you are one of those. i’m just asking. obviously you don’t stand up for yourself. i win therefore i am. jerk. no, jerkface.
great question do we all want to be left alone at work
good point. the work begins when we see each other. this is just temporary.
great question is it true that requiring a dress code is racist
yes. why? cause it can be that’s why. but its not your money at stake. not the point. workers should be able to do what they want. but what about the owners? there own fault for hiring me.
great question what age does jealousy turn into hate
maybe when you realize you won’t be making as much money as you thought you would or when the gravity takes its toll or when you realize other people have had it easier and they know it and it has eaten you up.
great question is it true when vegans pray they thank god for meat eaters
thank god they don’t eat them….yet…..when everything goes to shit you damn well know they will look at you and drool like camels on the first day of the rest of their lives.
great question what does work mean now a day
means you give everything you’ve got for half of what you deserve because its not your fault, nothing is your fault but the attitude you carry to the next victim you see. sir.
great question what do they do with the socks that don’t sell
they create a whole new thing. it’s not three day old halibut. shame he died. shame it was so. damn shame when we fly solo.
great question is music better with no one around
you never alone as long as you have your friends who have the habits you could never afford for the victories you never braved. that’s rock n roll. the first one to stand and the last fucking one to fall.
great question after the earth is saved will it be renamed
the earth at xfinity. yeesh. but, maybe that’s what it will take. someone big to step up, i know. musk mellon. we could do it and would not bat an eye.
great question if i climbed everest and farted, would that be the biggest fart ever
I think jebus last fart on earth would be the biggest ever. to be fair. maybe when tay farts. maybe.
great question would a orphan feel better than a homeless kid
you always have to feel better then someone else…..what about the homeless kid….the fetus…..what about the fetus? the fetus has no feelings yet……we are told
great question is cancer too big a business
yes. there has to be a point where it is just not possible….we’re getting closer……to a raise….we work hard…..solve it already……it’s not that easy……we’re running out of football games…..we can do……no you can’t……yes, just give us more time…….you are our best hope and you can’t do it. let it go and let us spend money on satisfaction….nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
great question is everything easier when you don’t have a related into the fire
No. Dad had cancer……maybe you gave it to him. maybe i had some extra laying around. give it to you jerkface…what was that?….you did a nice job putting on your face….oh, thank you.
great question what would be the appropriate meal when you save the earth
lots and lots of bike lanes.
great question winter puddle vs summer puddle
summer because we never get enough rain and if we have a summer puddle the farmers will be happy and if the farmers are happy the harvest will be plentiful and we can all dance in the light of their glory. so i hear. i like a pond.
great question is the die already cast
tough. good catholic girl. good movie. fair enough. i think it is interesting. you would say know but if your effort has peaked and you have given in then the answer is yes. i think it comes down to you have the courage to keep breaking expectations. maybe that has already been factored in. i don’t know. i think we are all intertwined to a point. hard to say. you don’t know how people are going to react when its their crisis.
great question would tay get a sneak peak of heaven
trick question. tay is heaven
great question is there medical mary jane anymore
i would think medical might come in second to the strands being grown today. and the variety cause soon similac will have a soothing blend of protein and ganja.
great question do we realize how lucky we are for all the people who make our meat possible
just sayin it always is there and ready for us. morning, noon or night it’s all right. and where the bad meat goes nobody knows.
great question should walla walla change its name to winna winna chicken dinn-ah
if they loved america they would but i guess they are so far left they have forgotten who matters most and it is the name on the front of the jersey get it through your towns, cities and capital. this country runs on chicken dinn-ah
great question should alter boys be covered with deep woods off
maybe bullets. switch blade. something that’ll keep the riff raff away. but not all priests are like that. most are not. you buy a car and one tire is dirty and rotten it ain’t no surprise and yet you drive it off the lot. not all them knew. damnit, it was coverup everywhere we looked. can’t blame the good priests. then why didn’t they fall on their swords…..you wouldn’t of. you don’t know and that is a cheap way to change the topic. don’t think the rest of us would have gone along. only cause it was white kids……kids have no race.
great question when will parents be allowed to put their kids into the portal
once they start making middle aged men millionaires.
great question is it fair to say not all people work the same
sexist. you think men work harder than women. i just asked a question. i know what your question means. that men deserve more because they think they work harder than women because they have jobs they won’t give to women who deserve them. just asking a question that not all people work alike and as fair as it is treat people the same, inevitably you underpay and overpay and rarely do you get what you are worth. sir. ma’am. jerk. that’s like your opinion ma’am.
great question if you preach are you profound until people ask you questions
how you doin
great question would nihilist use fat free dressing
yes, yes it might exhaust them. how good of you to remember. i don’t know they take part in something that would require them to believe in anything.
great question if you bought a kid at target would it be behind the glass
if they rotate stock maybe not. probably less an issue then them electronics that walk away like they do.
great question if i gave new born up for adoption would i hand it off like a pigskin
to be memorable i might. more memorable than hiring a long snapper. memories are all we are in the end anywho.
great question should we be able to test tats on the dead
don’t see why not. at the viewing taint like you seeing anyhow. shiiiit.
great question when will a dog teach at a ivy league school
when they bite a jew. bark is worse than the bite. oh does it even matter.
great question what is difference between medical device convention and avn awards
vegas
great question do most people who think they pray have the ability to manipulate god
that is the whiff i am getting from that poo. at best you can be grateful.
great question what about garth brooks and unanswered prayers.
artist exemption. just like bon jovi. celebrities don’t have to pray they are in heaven already
great question is it okay to use your kids as a means to get out of poverty
i abide. you have very little that you are beholden to and if you can rise up with the help of the brood, so be it.
great question in the unsung saga did it take poverty to find faith
not that it is a bad thing but the message that you have it without faith and then have more of less but what you have with less is more than what you had before you had or used your faith is interesting. in short: once you become desperate you become spiritual. interesting. the real question is what do you do once you have got your life on track, do you keep praying for more or do you use your prayer time to pray for others? i don’t know.
great question could they sell reusable leggings
i don’t know. it is a special relationship and someone in yoga class might recognize their get up on another horse and ride your behind right out of class. it kind of like seeing your horse with another rider. it ain’t wrong but it ain’t right.
great question should they take babies away from homeless people
it may cut down the number count. there is something to be said for motivation in whatever form it may have to come in to get the ass of the ground and feet on the floor. just have em at petco in near the checkout line. when you have the money you can adopt and get em back after they had shots an such. that is so cruel. as is hopelessly breeding.
great question if you could pay a thousand dollars and know, without a doubt your new conceived kid was going to be 100% healthy would people do it and not run the risk
thought so. we are all on the same boat in our tragedy called souls.
great question why did boston think they were special when the bomber idiots did their thing
just saying it was an american city first and boston second. they have never attacked wisconsin. it smells. lot of cheese cut in the farmland. not funny. people died in boston. people think they live in a city before they live in a country. that is the point.
great question how do you ask cancer stricken person what kind of odds they got
i think you take them to vegas. they’ll get the hint and you’ll get the line.
great question what do you do if you get married to person with prosthetic hands
I think you have a smaller ceremony. still have a nice reception. ceremony could be awkward. if it were a rubber hand. i presume. you could do it with the feet yes. might wanna do that religious foot washing first. go god or go home. amen.
great question are crotch’s closed on the holidays
taking a break from worries.
great question are you in a good job if you are free to get up and move around
i think that is a good sign. when you have to be in one spot with a name tag you might want to reach out to the classifieds. or play the lotto. or go back to school and admit you don’t have it all figured out.
great question does one ever get tired of entertaining others
how we doin. it never gets old because it is always in the spirit of fun. and in some way, some way, money, money monaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
great question would it be odd to ask someone to be god parents to my cat
no, not you. you have lives. unless you have the inclination to make that commitment. you could send bland birthday card, take the cat out for a ice cream…..maybe college fund….whatever you would want for your kid….except the manual labor. it’s a cat not a conundrum.
great question should their be baptism on cruise ships
you are on the ocean so you have the water….it might have to be communal when its nap time so people are out of the hot tub….why not the buffet water….a little hot unless your child is a little cold unlike you.
great question if you are non white does losing your hair not hurt as bad
you could tan your head and stick it in the oven if you want. maybe watch a nice crust come about on the prime rib and get ready for summer. not bad. not too shabby as the elders might say
great question if you have an umbrella and a raincoat on what are the odds i want to sit next to you on the subway
you too? good. thought i might be alone. i am but not that alone. i am that alone. but not desperately alone…..i have a cat thank you. no god parents….i am alone…..that cat has friends yes…..i am working on it.
great question if you can make your own beer why can’t you make your own crack
it’s illegal man. no, it’s not either it’s just practical. it’s the system that’s illegal. let a person suffer cause they are going to suffer with our without you. all comes down to the money and power in your hands while you drink you brown barley barf.
great question is being fat worse than prison
yes. at least in prison you would get some action
great question do jeans look better the older they get
from the front
great question which is worse: getting rid of leggings or woman’s long winter coats
women don’t lose the just wouldn’t win as much
great question do some women with a bad attitude deserve a big ass
yes. yes they do. serves you right for trying to throw your shit around. who do you think you are and where do you think you come from? sombitch. enjoy the stretchies as it were cause no matter how indulgent you are with your attitude you will never be the object of affection come rain or shine. shimmy shimmy that coco pop.
great question were early cowboys more proud of their farts than today’s cowboys
no fucking proof but yes. how? everything was better when everything was real.
great question would i run a marathon stoned
i would have to be stoned to watch a marathon. close.
great question do you have to be schizophrenic to operate a bobcat
i think you are after you use one. more jerks than a jerk store.
great question do we assume america will be responsible for saving the world from america
i think that is the underlying premise they are going with. sonsabitches. we have to do everything and for what, to have to fight ourselves back in to the the light, one inch at a time.
great question would it be okay to wrap fish guts with the economist.
after you put the economist to sleep and read it bed time stories from the new york fucking times how the world is wrong but for the arrogance of the once sterling words we took for granted. sir.
great question if you have a long tongue do you need to brush your teeth
gene simmons never seen a cavity or dentist in his life. i don’t know if he is a centrist. might like crispix. don’t know how he feels about communists. too cool for a commune. probably been to comicon. you don’t know so you have to fill in the blanks. given snacks to the cattle car.
great question how do we know our sins are forgiven
cause god sent trump his second son. dear god what are we in to that this is going to be a journey with a thousand cuts to our very fabric. will we survive with love or with hate i do not know but it is going to be of memorable bumps none the less.
great question when you are right how do you not bring that home and lord it over everybody else.
tough. it’s why a fat person is more likely to be humbled regardless if they are smart and you, we, we need that comfort of not being lectured by the book worms of this land because have something in your head is not the same as having something in your heart.
great question if the pregnant women doesn’t have an abortion after she dies and there is a dead baby in her while she is going to be viewed does the funeral home charge for two
tough. good catholic girl. fair enough. good to know. i don’t think coffins are twin beds. just me. you want a double feature you pay the double feature price okay? okay. I’m sure they would probably try and save the baby. you would hope. or could be that early no one knows but the people who make it their business to know: yoga classmates who hold a goddamn seminar in the parking lot for a half hour after class for no other reason than the fact that they can. selfish sonsabitches.
great question you have a little button that says stand up for eukraine on you does that make you special
it must because when you see putin at whole foods today when you are at the meat counter dropping big bills before biff bags beef and see’s you stand for ukraine he’ll pull back his murderers. thank you for saving the world and thank you for doing it at whole foods so the prices there can go even higher while the rest of us are thinking how do we have undercut the prices at aldi’s where you won’t spend time with the peasants. right? It has to be because you wouldn’t be doing something so strategic for no reason would you now? No. you have it all figured out. she supports ukraine why don’t you? Cause it is absolutely meaningless. every little bit helps. tell the dead that when you shovel the dirt over the graves of those who could not fight back using the little buttons you made to stop a war. at least i care. and what exactly is that worth these days. you don’t have to get so mean about it. and your meager self need not flaunt the weakness that lies there in.
great question sorry. pushes my buttons.
great question is it better to be limp in bed or at work
bed. bests you destroy one person instead of a company of moms and dads still no reason to be limp unless you’re the gimp and the gimp ain’t lookin too good right now. neither is Zedd.
great question do you need to commit suicide if you are past fifty five
i think once you get labeled vulnerable you are okay.
great question how long before conversation goes stale
thirty seconds. how figure: well i’m done and it is not ten. how you doin. five. simple minds.
great question when its a half ass day do you work it down or not even bother trying to put out. have to be careful. the more effort you put into not working you work and then nobody wins. it’s a light touch for a solemn occasion. i like to hide behind someone else’s half ass example and then bleed the rest of the day dry. as long as i don’t get attention i feel okay. if you try to hard to do nothing you end up doing something.
great question trap door in floor illegal or delicious
i think if you make it deep enough to muffle the screams and have a good button mechanic, you are okay. what about food? if your hungry i endorse eating. if your hungry. be good to yourself because no one else can.
great question do people anymore need to ask to be put out of their misery or is it just a given
i think we are evolving enough so you know, you do. double tap, save led. go earth. ba-bye.
great question how you doin
great question if you play volleyball in the summer, on the weekend when the lake path is crowded do we need to give you the look so you know we hate you
tough. i like to get a dog to shit in the sand, maybe urine, we’ll see. why not cats? then it gets too obvious. careful. you don’t want retaliation just negative feelings of self worth…..i am having a day. i am. who knew.
great question is there a better way to say you were saved by god
i am no longer a liberal
great question should we teach more people how to talk to themselves
you know its comin: how you doin? seriously, how you doin? all right i hope. trash barrels got to go out, that sucks cause you have to put pants on….maybe dog shit in the backseat and car needs to get detailed, i understand. for what that means. from who i am to who you are. when your doin, i wanna know how. cause i care for what its worth.
great question biggest reason for unwanted babies
spite. yep. second place: life is too easy. third: i had it on inside out. my bad.
great question should shorter people stand more so people think they are tall
i would say sit more so you can have the illusion…..why not sleep, you could add pillows to add the illusion but few people get paid to sleep…..did not say wives…..maybe retired get paid by the government….prisoners…..innocent prisoners. we are all innocent prisoners guilty of life
great question should home depot sell holy water
i think father harris would approve
great question is there a reward for keeping the prisoners who have no chance at parole alive
i think there is a conspiracy for all the companies who supply their needs want them to wither on the vine so they get the big fat government contracts because why else would we need to keep them around since they won’t have as much freedom as rats
great question is it true, 90% of canned goods are idaho
yep. you wouldn’t think and then wham!, idaho. I da you Idaho.
great question if you have not gained weight in ten years, are you fit.
fit as a fucking fiddle.
great question do fat people make better jokes of thin people than thin people make of fat people
and we eat em for free
great question the goal is for everyone to ride a bike. someone steels your bike but rides it, what is the problem
there is no problem, only zuul
great question how much of a pain in the ass are you to those you love if you go to a rally, let alone a trump rally
epic. there is no ceiling for the ego driven madness. you must have it all because then the illusion of your worth is real. no, we just want it to be fair. no, you don’t. you just want it all your way. no, we want it to be fair. like i said.
great question is it the people on the fringe who do the most complaining
i think the most entitled. didn’t jebus complain? yes he did. look what that got him and why can’t we duplicate what was good enough for the lord
great question what if the town’s pphood has greater numbers than the delivery department of hospital
death has finally come back to the lead and we will all rejoice for the non users come never more
great question if you have to use the door the people are exiting from even though there is another door there, do you need pall bearers or can we simply take the front end loader to the local park and leave you there like a forgotten fucker you are to the rest of the world. sir.
i think death like that is better than birthdays. no way around that. eliminate the bad people. how do you know they are bad? one minute test. if you vomit in one minute, their gone. simple. how you doin
great question is it chivalry to press the automatic door open before the person gets there
if you don’t crop dust it might be. i prefer to tell someone i didn’t call them a fucking useless piece of shit. they like that. they would.
great question how many years did my dad spend watching tv
tough. if you include drunk i would have to say twenty. i don’t know but i do know it would be sad.
great question. if two bike shit for societies have a bike problem similar, does that make it a bike problem in general
since one bike problem equals the end of the world – to them – not us – yes. it will never end. it will never end until they all get drafted into the great civil war of happy people vs unhappy people.
great question more people are getting hurt skiing, where is the problem
don’t know. i don’t. maybe not bad enough. that could be it
great question why is it the people who attack their face with metal are the exact people you would think they would do that
un canny. that’s discrimination. how? it just is. yep. people don’t know how to deal with their emotions so they destroy their body in a downward spiral that doesn’t end until they have pushed away everyone who could have been part of a wonderful life. jerk. jerkface tool.
great question is it sexist to only have boys
yes it is. how? doesn’t matter. it just is. what if its all girls? they deserve to be born…..yes they do just like you didn’t you hag.
great question if your kid is successful do you tell them they have a handicapp
as long as they kid is a cash cow, milk that shit all you can because you were there for them even though you committed to it in the very fucking beginning. there. all better.
great question should you not be expected to be fashionable if you are fat
i think that is the fair thing to do. tough enough the tents we have to wear let alone make it look good……even if you are nominated for a oscar, no pressure.
great question if you bald early are you already forty
yep. midlife has sunk in where you did not see it because you are in the midst of agony we could never understand and you will carry it with you forever until your head is permanently tanned and it looks all right and you wonder why you cared in the first fucking place.
great question should they put all mailboxes in the ghettos
yes. then we could begin to understand each other by seeing us face to face. what about fedex drop off? fuck em. fuck em real fucking good. fed ex. cant you stay at home. jerks.
great question what is the difference between bjork and a foghorn
we need one of the two.
great question when is it art
when the zero’s are in your bank account, or, or, when you do your first town day flea market piece of shit afternoon wasting thing to ruin the one relationship you could ever have.
great question do you get vertigo if you are a concert musician
no. because you are always careful cause you are carrying around something worth more than your kid but not your pet who you love more than the parents who left you for dead on the side of the road
great question if handicapp people achieved more would we feel better
yep. one small step for man, one big step for the rest of us.
great question guy does his job and scores a lot of goals and it suppose to be big deal cause he was good at his job, what the fuck other than the art of self promotion
it was the all time record……last i checked they don’t give out rings for all time records they give them out for winning so if they don’t win, who really gives a flying fuck? jealous. hey, i spend that much time on ice without a walleye, i’d be pissed. just sayin.
great question if you name your killed gus does that limit future earnings ceiling
i think you run into the problem by what you name the kid. remember bi pod. bi pod. no sweetheart cat names. refrain from schnook-ems, sweetie, honey, boo-boo, honey boo-boo, you could get away with honey boo-boo bear because it was a good cartoon before the wretched took over saturday morning tv and ruined it all for everyone ever and ever you sonsabitches. it use to be perfect and we never sinned cause of it.
great question should we name a cloud after bonnie raitt
yes. damn near perfect weekend afternoon in the tune
great question does a woman with a beard have to go to the state fair
county fair. somewhere where dignity is not spoken
great question is it true fuck is caffeinated
fucking eh right it is
great question boredom more dangerous than global warming
global warming is boredom………boo! Yeeeeeeeeeek! Xanadu.
great question would i like to have been able to grow a full beard so it could feel like mowing my face when i shave
not going to lie. it would be fun to shave if i had more hair. will i shave my head? shave my ass before i shave my head……what’s the difference, they both have holes……clap, clap, clap
great question do you have to tell the woman they need shave the jungle they call armpits or do they know
tough. with all the activism going on they may not know. be nice about it……how is your day, traffic, what a bitch it is, say, and can i introduce you to this lavendar weed whacker. yep, dog’s balls are scared. yep. i know. you want to make a statement. good luck with that. shave the jungle for the congo.
great question what does the second nose ring say that the first one could not
wanna boogie
great question money = good parents no money = bad parents
tough. we say no, we do. we know that it is not that simple because we all want someone else’s parents.
great question if my dad danced at weddings would we have had a different life
Can’t tell you how much it hurts him not being interested enough in mom to make her feel special enough to dance with. we almost have as many opportunities to love as we think we do.
great question if you die in a accident with nature is that the same as fighting global warming
i think it can be whatever you want it to be as long as you don’t come back to life. big sticking point right there. stay dead and we are all good. would we send someone to finish the job – maybe a nice hurricane to cure the coma you may be in you selfish fuck for thinking you know anything.
great question if you name your kid cybil should you have to let us name you
yes. i think its fair when you put the anchor around the neck of your progeny. shiiiiiit.
great question how often do you get to tell the customer what you want
how you doin
great question should more blind people be nudists
you would think
great question should we be jealous of the handicapp
tough. i think we should because no one can, in theory, in theory, say anything bad about them for too long. you can a little bit…..does that pole has to be that long and why does your wheel chair have to go so fast when you have no job to get to….things like that….why wear shades when it’s irrelevant….the little things….why do you need expensive clothes when you will drool…..questions that lead us to a higher mountain which they can never appreciate…..life matters.
great question if someone reminds you while you are eating there is a healthier choice, does that include them
most definitely. i spelt that correctly. holy shit. you don’t know what you are not told. kind of like abc news.
great question how can education be so difficult
the parents man, its always the parents. then bring guns and take charge of the damn kids and teach them like they’ve never been taught fucking before. sheeeesh. not that complicated. take power and never give it up….cept to activists who never have to be licensed.
great question why can’t people be content to just change themselves
that is not the cornerstone of progressive platform. we must make everyone alike so as to not have to think about ourselves and how we might not be who we think we are. i could give a rats ass if you change. i would be interested if you changed a rats ass. other than that, who gives a fuck if somebody doesn’t do what you want them to do at all? my lord. my lord is your lord. is everyone’s lord. lord mon tay goo.
great question is it fair to pick on a gender
by that it means jerk, is it fair to pick on women. no, there are so many to choose from now a day and they all want power, power, power. no, they want respect. no, they want to be in control. don’t you even think it is nothing more than settling old scores. living in the past. bitterness spilt all over. you would know what it feels like. i’m getting the idea pdq.
great question is it right if you cut meat well you can have a internet video
show us what you did to get the meat and then, then i too will celebrate the video with the serfs and we will count your blessings as our own.
great question should their be a camp for elders
assisted living or death farms. oh how to make it easy for death to come get you. never retreat, never surrender. make death find you.
great question if you aborted three in three minutes, could you play three fetus monty in the fourth minute
follow the blood trail it is a easy win but a harsh reality. like biden. ooooph. come now. he was as soft as tissue and we all blew it cause we getting fat on the trail of dough comin on down the mountain.
great question do smaller people get extra small small pox
yes they do. and our small is their large, and their victories are our gain. amen.
great question should jewish people be the ones to save the earth
is anyone else even qualified. no. less the leaders fail and we all go away.
great question are we headed toward a meaningless world
i think in america equality is the same thing. i believe people translate equality with entitled and to feel no pain and soon there will be no appreciation for the ability for life to teach you what you need to know regardless of wanting to know it. soon struggle will be seen as discrimination if not already. you can’t eat a twinkie not eat the twinkie. some people have a better twinkie. some people don’t. life should be fair. life is fair when you sleep. that’s it.
great question is it true liberals are liberals cause they can afford to be liberals
the dry rub.
great question should you be paid to put on your face
i think we should be paid when you take it off.
great question if we can perfect diet drugs will that mean we can eat more shit food
put me in coach, i’m ready to fart
great question if you are a white racist and you see the figure out a body without the head yet, and it is the most gorgeous woman ever, and you are smitten, are you still a racist
i think you have to do a racist thing to be a racist much like you can’t be a fielder if you are a dh, or, claim to be a vegan when meateaters save your life everyday of the fucking week. twice on sundays you sonsabitches.
great question would theme music made last moments with my dad more meaningful
i might have cried more. genuine cry. slobber. breathing. whole nine yards. breathtaking. hot pockets too.
great question do people rush to the end quicker than if they would have done something they liked
you just see so many people who would find a life or crime at this age to be suitable for the sedentary life they lead day after miserable fucking day where nothing matters and death is lazy.
great question what is to become of the next generation
slip sliding away, yadda yadda yadda, slip sliding away
great question can you blame every bad thing about society on hippies
Yes. why? weak link in the chain. will not sacrifice for the good of the nation. whine like its fine. work like owed. live unto themselves. a microcosm of rot. we can do what we want it is a free country…..no for long you nilly’s…..unless, unless the strong accept the dead weight that is the groundswell of hippies and carries all the burden on their battered shoulders to a new time where strength is not in cowardice.
great question how many stupid ass questions should you be allowed per conversation
how you doin
great question do i think i will cry when my mom dies
I don’t know. i don’t want to say it will be a relief, but i don’t think i will be able to get rid of the feeling that an end has been reached not sure if it is right to celebrate or not
great question you want to go home and die for a couple of hours and wake up maybe before you eat what you shouldn’t to do what you can’t to live so you feel what should not. how do you find it in yourself not to do the least amount of work you can do to get by so you can do it all again
I think you half ass that shit, don’t let anyone see you indulge, and then go at it again thinking you won’t but knowing that you will
great question if i had one fan would it all be worth it
how you doin
great question would i have surgery to remove fat, from me, near thanksgiving
i would. be nice to free up twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, buck twenty, buck forty, what have you. maybe i could get stuffed. like a root veggie stuffing. to be precise.
great question what age do you start sighing
the wrong fucking age cause all it is, to me, is a sign saying hey, hey you, gee a teen me now, to which i say, have you made your reservation because i am booking out three fucking months of you
great question is it best we don’t hear most people’s thoughts
you already know what i am going to say do you……best damn readers in the country…..the world can lick us dry cause we are the ones that matter in this entire game called global thermal nuclear wry.
great question if you make old age look bad should you be housed in a warehouse by top. men.
i think you need to be set aside because you ruin the beauty of life by your unending misery put upon the cheerful and all it is is a drag to see your bones ache in the face that bites my enthusiasm right in the crotch and then i get mad at your for me to cope about your mess you call a life your marble less mother fucker. other than that, good god damn day.
great question do you take out your nose ring to pick your nose
why have the ring at all…..there in lies the second question…..why not have a friend get it so you don’t have to….who would want a friend like that……why don’t i shoot myself so they can put in as much led as they want and i won’t have to feel a thing….now you’re talking.
great question what makes a person truly interesting
one who scorns the living
great question how many parents at the beach are trying to get the kid to go out a little farther
more than they admit. you know the commitment is really a sentence and no one gets paroled.
great question should they sell leggings hanging from hooks in meat lockers
hell yes. age that shit. move the the porterhouse over to get the striped version clever. yes. make it bigger so there is more to talk about after class. and keep in mind, them stem toys are part oil so you will burn better when the plane falls into madness. says the post so it has to be true and scary.
great question should they make saving the earth cheaper so more people can do it
no. takes the allure of shaming away. must make money to make the earth a better place so say one so say all.
great question are hurricanes orgies
show me their not……everybody getting off at the same time, wet, wild, half in the bag i think we got you call it a wiener.
great question what would not be cheating in cycling
running over the person. course, it might be a crime, but it would not be cheating. noooooooope. fist bump thats shit. follow the rules just not the law.
great question is tapioca pudding the brother to pico de gallo
and the family reunion is in my gut.
great question whats more do we need to hear
warren buffet is mr magoo
great question are summer camps great place for kids to get some paramilitary training
never to early. that is wrong. than why do you have little miss perfect shooting hoops at the age of three. don’t what’s wrong when you know its right. and, and, the next red dawn could be our last. think about that.
great question would jebus walk on water to make eddie money happy
i think we’ve done quite a bit to make mr. eddie happy haven’t we now? yes. gone to the show we have for what we are not sure but we did and we’ve learned now but oh we were when we were there then
greats question did roseanne cash realize she was talented once she realized who dad was
that is mean. oh it is a interesting question because we all do the same damn thing. not funny. sometimes interesting is better than funny.
great question should we use prisons to experiment with group exercise classes
i think we are on to something. maybe use them to try new flavors of diet coke so we can finally gets down to diet grape coke. and then i’ll be happy and then this will stop….until then we must ridicule the innocent so their skin is no longer the tissue of their souls
great question no baby talk in public, yes?
good. we can always take the baby away that’s not a problem. you talkin is. get with the program. not the savior you think it is.
great question would vegans take some earth out with them for a walk
yes. a twig. handful of clay, or, or flowers for the romance that never happens in a life never fulfilled.
great question how much good news would we need to change america’s spirit
two weeks and we could love again
great question could we set a trap with luxury bike racks
the bikes or the people? tough. apranges
great question would i be impressed if a figure skater turned into a water fountain during her routine
i would flip back from behind the scenes of america’s most daring truck commercials.
great question should they have camo leggings
as if you can improve upon perfection…….how you doin
great question would the wsj get up when the economist comes to the table
tough. wsj can make you money but the economist can make you. why not everyone stand and shake, shake, shake senora…..
greats question do i think trader joe’s grows its employees
they always seem to have the fresh out of the bag appeal. I’m not in the bag. ain’t no bag big enough for a man like me.
great question are we all late for love
i know. people who ask questions about love should be shot.
great question do you start complaining more when you get old or do you get old by complaining
both. complaining is but the tool of the devil to turn a once clean soul into the pit of hell where nothing gets out.
great question do i eat enough marshmellows
i eat fluff. i do.
great question do i think aliens have a lot of back problems
sure, it’s why new mexico’s chiropractor’s have a booming business
great question someone says,’i was fun before i met you,’ is that suppose to make you feel good or bad
tough. it could be a badge of honor…..oh dear, how you doin
great question should your parents wait ten years to meet your new kid so nothing about them has rubbed off on the little shit
i think that is fair. ten, twenty. eventually the demons arise and the defense will be down so you will suffer their history once again…….or you had a happy childhood yes? super. then this doesn’t apply to you then does it….keep reading, i have room in my heart for all walks of life. not a lot for you but some.
great question sad at is, there is a burning question that must be answered. is it easier for a person to avoid a moving car than a moving car to avoid a person
but there suppose to stop. well, then problem solved. or, or, we let vehicles be number one and concede that maybe, maybe we should wait til it is safe instead of assuming the exact same human will stop. let death drive by and walk to live. it is not suppose to be that way. death is very particular. it wants what it wants. don’t feed the ground, walk the earth.
great question why do we need cars
given the percentage of people who don’t want cars vs those who do, i think they answer contains a f-bomb, but, to make its palatable: exercise through transportation is cute but wholly unfeasible. it saves the planet. you don’t know. yes we do. the facts say so. all facts are based on the assumption that we are starting from the truth and we are not.
great question if you go to a golf tournament to watch cancel we assume you will have to tell everyone else who was not there about it
that is the great fear of us all that those who were there must tell the rest of us who were not. but you don’t know what it was like…..yeah and when we ask you we will care and since we will never fucking ask you we will never fucking care….don’t have to be like that. no, but it’s nice to be like that.
great question should there be a chapel at augusta
if you have amen corner why the hell not…..yeah, for people who profess about ball in a cup you are touchy….we are the best….yep….the best money can buy….that is america…..true….we are what money can buy….i want to be ass but i agree, we are great when you have money and when you have none, its when you have a little that you are in a bind. you have to work but for what and to whom, shiiiiiit. that’s how wars start, you get caught in a middle everyone is squeezing.
great question if you have done something that you have to tell other people about does that defeat the purpose
to me. to me. if i need to hear about anything you do it is too much……too fucking much. there it is. sometimes the fuck hides and you have to fight to get it back in the god damn sentence but it’s fucking there. like golf after tiger.
great question would SEALS rescue me from minnesota
be nice to have a movie about it. might not need it but it would be flattering. and flattery is hard to do well….how you doin
great question are tats the bumper stickers of our souls
oooooh, deeeeep. i don’t know whats they are other than sad. i think they look cool. why don’t you buy box of sharpies and have at it…..their art……art doesn’t have wrinkles and farts
great question are fit people smarter than the unfit
tough. i think you are not a better person if you are in good shape. odds are you might be but when was the last time a pope’s personal trainer was sainted and if pope’s don’t train, how can you go to heaven because all the cool people know how to work out. sir.
great question person alive smells. no doubt about it. ten feet, make it twenty and that is not including the wind. a horrible specimen no less. flat out reeks. they die. what are the odds they will be smell better dead then they do alive
tough. i haven’t smelled a lot of dead people. but, the ones i have aren’t that bad. no. however, that smelly person might not be able to be smell worthy because i don’t know if they put on clean clothes for the show, as it were. probably safe to stay where the pictures are so you can see that people do put up with smelly people, just not you.
great question do i think they cremated my dad too soon
yes. i would have liked more time with him. i’m glad my brother got to see him before they took him away. it is a shame that it went so fast right there. I am sure that it might have been normal but it wasn’t right by me.
great question when will we be able to pay for athletes contracts with fetus
be nice. people who don’t want that abortion can send litte mrs unwanted to the dodgers and help pay for the next goddamn babe fucking ruth. sure, contracts might stipulate living fetus but that is to be determined.
great question after watching coachella can you succeed in music without capturing the visible aspect
it is clear we know hear through our eyes. which is okay because we smell through our ears.
great question would i sell lasts words to people so they can tell their friends what they said to someone before they die
i think there is a business in there. yep. no, i would not drop a f bomb per se, but for the right amount, i would include it a most appropriate manner……..you want in…….show me you love me and we’ll talk.
great question if transgender men were woman but now walk like a man, why can’t more woman walk like men now
That is so sexist i am not even going to say how sexist that is…..all i’m saying is if you walk better maybe you will feel better and maybe I will stop laughing at the whole damn thing because it is so fucking funny to think about. yes. yes. yes.
great question money early or later in life
later. old age without money is not old at all it is death.
great question can you sense it when you meet a person who is dragging ass and how do you deal with that person
interesting. i think you can spot a quitter pretty quickly. you give them the emotional stiff arm, fart, blow it into their shadow and then run to the hills ma barker!
great question are we a whole lot safer than we think we are
tough. i think if you consider all the ways something could go wrong and does not you have to believe you are safe. now, i know it might be a rich poor thing but, i think it applies because of the internet crazy is everywhere. and if crazy is everywhere that means dateline is not too far away. yep.
great question would a sock like to smell or not at all
i think a sock would feel loved if it smelled. what kind of time do i have on my hands – all kinds. yep. shooting the breeze with the people i love.
great question what is the rule when you see a couple who do not appear to be equal and one is much more deserving than the stiff they are with
tough. you have to think of it this way: if, if they are okay with being with that person, than that says more than anything you are looking for. if a person is satisfied with that person even if they are a tool, than the other person has settled for that tool and you are best to walk on. not right to break up a marriage.
great question what hasn’t sixty minutes not promoted
strawberry cheesecake. motherfuckers.
great question is it a sin that leggings have not completed a boston marathon
boston strong my ass. oh your sensitive. i know people died. they were americans. not bostonians. last i remember boston does not have a foreign policy that creates the hate that caused the two idiots to act. not that i am a cold hearted bastard. lets be real. i’m a son of a bitch cause i don’t care about boston. i care but i believe in america before i believe in boston.
great question if i had a mansion with fifteen shitters and i plugged them all up would i need fiteen plumbers
one. be happy to have the work.
great question can you call a pregnant woman fat
if they are not married to you. once. keep away from the leg kick. might be too quick. you could yell it out,’ hey, there is a fat lady eating the last piece of fudge from the fudge store that i looked forward to all week and she has it all over her fat fucking face. that bitch.
great question if i drafted jebus could i say i did not expect him to be available
i never expected me to be available this late in the round…..how you doin
great question is their, they, them vegan
amen.
great question why should a cats be cheaper than a ferret
beastmaster. you some of a bitch. you fargan icehole.
great question when did i figure out i was miserable
when the mirror started talking to me
great question should planned murder be pro or anti porn
i would think anti because it would be bad for bidness. not the moral stance. the money hunger it be.
great question was it wrong that my dad got to sleep into death
there were, are, was, so many things in that vein but sadly, the right thing is for death to come in in a eased manner.
great question you have seven kids how do you expect not to be poor
we don’t believe in birth control. let us take care of that for you.
great question if you die your hair and you are older than sixty five is that a sign you are ready for the zombie apocalypse
yes, you will be the first to go…of course you will be a little dry so we’ll add the vinegar and maybe the horsey sauce if they ask for it. you might feel a boot on your backside but that is incidental at this point
great question how tight does the scarf have to be around the neck to make me happy
it’s not so much how tight, its how right should it be for me. and i always tell people, if you can talk your not tight enough. once your blue, it’s almost through.
great question should they make a morning diet coke
yes. yes. yes. more diet coke the better. than, than we get to the grape diet coke and all is well
great question do therapists eats coco puffs
like they are not sick for listening to the depths of our misery. shame, shame, shame on you. eat the puffs and soon you will be coocoo like the rest of us and find out it is bliss to be amiss
great question should the supreme sing acapella
they have the costume why not the act, yes. they could dance to the quoting of a case and might feel affection for judges that they want if for no other reason than they are one of us always.
great question should their be some kind of conjugal for the space people with family back home
i would think that or you better have some kind of way to make it worth their while. they get to be in space. i take up a lot of space does that make me special. fat is not space. come closer and i will show you that it is. fool. i am space hear me roar…..from the back sonsabitches.
great question how do you not know if you packed bullets
cause you are top secret agent man. yes. now the cover is blown. you are the luckiest son of a bitch and the worst damn liar in the history of man. gotta give it to you for sticking with the lie. that’s some good bs. if i could bs like that i would……how you doin
great question if a poor country can’t afford to fight its global warming, could america fight for that poor country
of course we can. we can fight for all the countries that can’t afford to. hell, we could give them some planned parenthood while we are at it. some birth control. maybe some ambition. well, that is racist. fuck that. you want that kind of living otherwise you wouldn’t have it. they don’t know better. no, they just don’t want more. you are a jerk. maybe. but they want their misery.
great question do liberals teach immigrants how to whine
how else would you get to be so good at it…..shiiiiiit.
great question what is AOC other than a physically attractive coming up on middle age woman
she is the voice of the people. we live in america where we throw money ats people. you are poor because you wants to be. she wasn’t so pretty we would not have this conversation. that is sexist. that is the truth. you are a pig. well, i do weigh like a pig. and on a good day smell like one too.
great question do you end up learning what you need to know
you do. maybe it takes a long time, that could be
great question can you have good manners and be poor
tough. i would say if you have good manners the chance you are poor is slim. why? look around at the poor people. bad manners. me, i could be better. am i poor? i am on the edge. my cat has good manners. she licks herself.
great question is it sexist that the wedding dress is more expensive then renting the tuxedo
of course it is and the fact the rings are so expensive and we have to wait makes things worse. how can anyone afford to get married when it is so costly. nothing says love like money. oh, i agree. we barely spent ten thousand. sad. of course we got a divorce but that is not cheap. relationships are not worth it. my god.
great question should there be a limit to accusations
I think if not a limit to what can be accused, a limit to what affect and accusation can have. it seems to be a media tool more than anything else. well, why can’t a woman be believed. woman is not above the law. man is not above. why can’t a woman just be believed, why would she be making it up. it is too much power for any one person to have.
great question does yoga prolong loneliness
i think so. i do. promoting self love. sonsabitches.
great question will someday the shock wear off and it will only be kahn
Kahn!!!!
great question if i confessed my sins to my cat would that make her a priest
she does sleep a lot
great question would it be a amish thing to light your farts
i think if you used a match, yes. they are resourceful and probably do a nice laundry. sonsabitches.
great question should you dress up to go to the cemetery
it’s like going to a blind person’s house, who would know. does it matter. tis your spirit and that’s all it is.
great question is it going to take the end of fun to save the planet
yes by god cause we haven’t figured out how to have fun and save the planet so all must quit the human endeavor.
great question if we never change why are we born
we like the allure of it all. the last to be first. the first to be last. the losers to win and the winners to never come round here again. i don’t know why we think we can out run ourselves. very odd indeed. we are limited because that is how we are made to be.
great question can you sue the hospital if they cut the leggings off
oooooph. yes. and not a penny less than everything they have
great question you don’t want to be here, money is low, sleep is not enough, everything is bugging you and you might have to spend the weekend with your mom for the third week in a row and you just don’t want to be there, how do you turn it all around
numb yourself with food and drink and anything else you can think and then, maybe, maybe i just quit on everything and go hide because there is nothing that will take away from the pain of being alive right now.
great question is it true that i could be the smartest person in the history of man and that is why i have a headache
could be. that would make me responsible for the earth and that is not what i want. i just want to get rid of everyone who is annoying me right fucking now. enough! enough with the attitude. with the masks. with the half hearted nature of the alive. with no one stepping up to be with my mom. with no one being responsible. with no one being interesting. with no one bowing down before me and throwing alms at me. why must the world not want me
great question
great question it is a shitty monday. weekend was fair. ate too much. bad time with mom. apt is dirty. tough getting the hope bus running. no one to talk to. going slow. yet the whole world depends of me having a great attitude to get to the next level and i struggle with having that attitude because sometimes i forget the law of attraction. what do i think right now to get that ship, that bus, turned around so i am attracting not deflecting
I could use a compliment, the chance to say something out of the norm. or maybe, maybe if i get to launch a missile to space and then smoke ten cigars at the same time, eat as much of a cow as i could, then, then never wake up until it is time to die. i don’t know what it will take to get out of this spot but damnit, something has to happen so i can have good things in my life. right now because that is when i need them. sir.
great question say you are trimming your nose hairs and when you take the scissors out you get a little green guest, is that then, a picking of the nose
i do have ample time. yep. it happens when you give yourself that cushion. great question. chicken or the egg type. body bag stuff. i think you have to hold the person responsible only for their intent…..how you doin
great question would i take the job that decided who gets to speak
i’d like to think i already have it…..but, yes i would because that is how much i care about gibberish.
great question is it a crime if you care
i think it is if you think people have to respond in kind. fist bump that. can’t ask that question to often than this becomes predictable and nobody wants that.
great question in theory, in theory, would it be classy after you behead someone for chewing gum and you are at the viewing, no one is looking that you place a pack of big red gum on the chest above the heart, or if they donated organs, where the heart should have been.
tough is not a given these days. class. for instance, instead of forgetting the midwest, planes fly over, not around. that is nice. we feel that love cause we know it. maybe you don’t flush your toilet over iowa, or, or dump the gas in minnesota. but come over us so we can remember are gratitude for your attitude……and altitude. good for you.
great question would a nudist have a bun with their hot dog
good morning to you. six 32 right now and its on. a.m. i’m on fire and it ain’t even ready for fire. and i think nudists would have to respect the nudification and thus, no buns allowed.
great question you can’t drink lotion, but rub it on your skin and it goes in. what is this lotion we speak of
i think this is how they get us. eventually we end up embalmed and when we die the body is moist for the carvers of the carcus we call us. damn right.
great question and to what does pope matter
not at all. shame. the whole lot of you. shame. of course, my life would be harder if all those people stopped following and i would have more mental traffic. still, it comes down to my parents going to church for no reason and me having to find meaning in the no reason. if i had a more robust youth it might be different. but since i have taking everything apart i haven’t found reason and need to put it back into my life. doesn’t make me better. just makes me.
great question if you hire a trainer should they, wearing stable gloves, cut up a apple in front of your in quarters and then feed it to you one piece at a time while patting your head
you damn well know that is a murphy’s romance moment. still, i’d eat the apple like that. for the humor. for the moment. for us.
great question if you haven’t gained weight in thirty years, are you fat
oooooph. tough call. good catholic girl. aren’t they all. i don’t know. on one hand your fat, on the other hand for thirty years you are not. but, society says you are so you fucking are. damn it!
great question they say to pray for the family of the deceased but they never say pray to bring back the dead. do they know you can’t control prayer or others lives
nooooooooo! you pray cause you are a toadie and toadie’s do what they are told to do. course you could trow in a hunerd to the offering if you can’t find it in you to pray. sonsabitches. why don’t you just say: live your life to the fullest today because that is all you can do for you and for the dead
great question if you play the harp, how much tea do you drink in a week
gallon. but with lemon and no sweetner. you could use a little sweetner honey
great question can you tell the bereaved: hey, at least they were not murdered
class. turn that frown upside down. how you win. atta you. what if they were murdered? go earth. go earth.
great question can you really expect anything from anyone
how you doin
great question does that mean we should all have imaginary friends
yes. it’s not that bad if no one knows. what about the therapist? they can have them too.
great question how many teachers would we have if they did not have the summer off
yeah, thought so. lazy ass good for nothing mother fuckers. we deserve it. you deserve something sounds like boot up the ass. we deal with the toughest part of a persons life…..funny, it’s how we think of you….not funny….neither are you your wrotted whores of smug-ocity….you couldn’t do our job…..some of us like to work…burn…………no comeback for that gem……..fist bump you.
great question what do i have to do to make it out of this spot
i don’t know. not die. maybe do things i don’t do to get results i have not gotten. or maybe i just wither on the vain and die like everybody else. or i could strike a blow for mankind and live through victories unforseen for a life unimagined.
great question how do i summon the power of the four seasons to move the needle of my life forward when all it seems i can do is stay in the same fucking spot
i could break the law. i could quit. i could do something wrong that would get a reaction. i need to live a better life than i ever have it is just a little hard to do when i don’t know if i am in the right direction or not. fuck. fuck. fuck. it all seems so far away.
great question what makes the difference from one person to the next
maybe fear. maybe all the things you never know. maybe it already happened and you don’t know how good you have it and you don’t know. then is it wrong to want more? you should share. i think that is the voice of someone who thinks they deserve it and is not going out to get it. i hope i can see it in my life so i can tell others how to succeed and open the way of darkness to the world of light. i hope. i have to do more the question is what.
great question the question is how do you get to your best self on a average day where everyone else overlooks you and the only connection to something greater is the distance between that and where i am right now. it is work. six 25 am. no real reason to feel it other than that is the duty of me as an american i feel, and to be a great person
i think enthusiasm. maybe a plan for the day. a idea of what you want. goals. attitude. you could fool yourself into thinking that people care. you could. but we know how that turns out.
great question how many pairs of underwear do you go through at a day at the state fair
one to get there. one for the curds. one for the beer. and then one after you hang with the carnies. so six.
great question do you want your musicians to be pretty
if they are pretty you know the music is bad. is that how i explain myself to you? now your getting it. atta you. atta you.
great question is a little bit of bullshitting with good member enough to put me in a good mood for the rest of the shift
it does make a difference as does imagining someone could like me for me and not the problems they see and think that are real and probably are because i am damaged goods like a dented can of spam. they spam is good the can is not.
great question does reading one book over and over make you smarter
no that is why you read the website…..har har har. course since i seem to be endless maybe that is all you have time for in your godforsaken life.
great question is it true we will never have stars like we used to
yes for internet has cut the lifespan of celebrity ever shorter. and that’s fine because the pressure to be a god is greater than the reward of being one.
great question is it true yoga can cure hiccups
and forest fires, and poverty, and greed and murder and anything else because yoga is the best version of ourselves. they like to think so but i don’t remember there being yoga during hell week. sonsabitches. yoga. yoplait.
great question would i do foie gras with my cat
no but a duck is just ducky now isn’t it. and what else is that duck gonna do that would be more important than being on my dinner plate for fity bucks a pound? yeah. nuttin. since we can make animals hump why don’t we explore to what avenues there may be within. breeding. evil but it sells well.
great question now its eleven 05 am and things don’t seem so bad. course, had caffeine, walked, alone, which probably sez’s it all. i can’t be around people too long or i get warped. but i don’t warsh my car, cause i don’t have a car i have uber and family, pretty soon i’ll have a car and then we can meet in dark alley’s at night to plot the new regime and have all the pieces ready to take over the government or msnbc, whichever lasts longer. they might make it, then again, when you have the powerhouse that is cnbc you don’t need a whole helluva lot more. a couple of lies and some pretty faces and suddenly you have something called the progressives. and when you are there truth is never needed for your greed has been seeded.
great question if two women get on the elevator and both wear the same perfume does one of them have to fart
by law, yes. two scents are not allowed because of no common sense rule. i live by it. glad you are keeping track. seems lunch hour is not all that bad now is it? say it! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy it!!!!!!!!!
great question it is the afghan whigs concert watching. bringing the heat. don’t know what that means musically. i think it might mean have a great vip section. i have vip section. course i call it the fridge. what bout dry goods? i am a dry good
great question do i take advantage of my mom
not that i wouldn’t, but the amount of anguish involved it’s lucky i am alive and spending time with her. is that too broad? yes, but holds true in the worst of ways. would it be wrong? i need all the help i can get to get where i don’t need help at all and maybe that is the bad part of me talking. maybe that is all of me talking.
great question can i close
how you doin
great question better the car better the food delivered?
I would think so. true, with all those bike lanes they can’t deliver food so maybe we should use the whole damn lane for those that can. yes? yes that makes sense and good business which never goes out of style on the method of leadership does. sonsabitches.
great question I’m going to start the third book and put off editing the second because it is so much fun to write and then i can feel a sense of accomplishment that might not matter whole lot of beans, but they will be the coolest of the beans. do i need to be read
i don’t know. i would like someone to blow smoke up my arse, but i can’t put a whole lot on it right now. why do i think i will be able to make my dream come true? i don’t know. i figured you don’t give up you always have aq chance. look at biden. he never gave up when we had given up on him for, pretty much ever, and he turned into, into a figment of our imagination.
great question