great question have we had a calm racist season

not funny. it is premium time of year. college kids unending. sweaty masses. all the makings of historical mayhem. to what is the silence from? don’t know. i know it could be switching it to first year. sensitivity is learned.

Great question. Where would jebus go to college

Holy cross

Great question where is global planet swag

housed by men. Top. Men.

Great question is it the paddle that makes a pickle ball player

it’s being smugletes…..smug a clock news at the msnerrrr. ruff!!

Great question. Could you use steak ems as a wig

hell yeah. Get aged provolone. Maybe peppers and onions to feed the birds toppins. i like bread crumbs. maybe cha-baaaaaata. at your leisure.

Great question should we chalk up tay curing cancer, and, exhorbitant prices to watch football games in middle minnesota.

she can shake her booty, but prices are here to stay


great question if your leader is a smurf, would you know you are in a cult

they brainwash you. a little generous are we. so many people. and that is why the zombies won’t eat tonight

Great question if i died in a hospital would i get a chalk outline

maybe a wiped behind and a thunderous bill. thunderous.

Great question is death better business than baby

unless its P.P. than its a two-fur

Great question what happens if another country does better at global getting it on

It’ll be a hard day’s hoping. if you aint the number one earth saver, you’re just the first loser.

Great question is the difference: bike lanes are ten points, walking five points, and together twenty points

If the bike in question is going away from you, add five. what if it is a tandem? two wheels. five points.

great question if you have no friends, can you have no enemies

cept coma. coma, where art thou? are you snug, do you have a bug? coma, do you cry in your dry, do you lie in silence? coma, i took your socks.

Great question is it true, the person who calls another person a racist, is free from being a racist

little rubber. little glue. how about me and you. racism is serious. has to be if it is supported by balls and jock straps.

great question if time takes time, why does ABC evening news take so much of it

You have to turn it around. what would they be doing if they were not on abc evening news? snorting ozempic. how? if there is a nostril, there is a snort

Great question isn’t the cause of global warming loneliness. and if loneliness is the problem, why do the connected mock the plight of disconnected

cool kids have all the fun. well, this won’t be the year you make it all right.

Great question are we saying, if, if vegans had a time machine and went back to the dinasaur age, saw Indiana Jones had taken one down and was grilling a steak, they wouldn’t nibble

Yep. damn right taste dinasaur. kind of like congress. gamey.

Great question why do liberals think disrespect is free

cause they like round-a-bouts. round-a-bout you all day long

Great question. If you fart at the state fair, is it a fart

technically no since no one there earns enough money to be offended.

great question was jebus onboarding

nailed it

Great question why do we attempt to quantify pain

to believe you have it worse. moo-hoo-hahaha!

Great question if you do the gender portal, should you be able to vote twice

yes. no. one sticker.

Great question. if you go out of your way at the clinic, just damn near perfect, honor in numbers and numbers don’t lie. if you reach for the fiteen abortion that day, do you feel pretty damn good.

some days you wonder why you and the hero look the same.

Great question do you use sunblock on a turkey

i think you do. never be too careful. it gets cancer and the stuffing is fucked. thanksgiving rides on the stuffing. just like me.

Great question does canada give better scratchies

yep. they have the time.

Great question are we scared of losing the feelings we will never feel

we’re all in a story and not much else matters.

Great question what if the planet is durable like a good planet is

no! we have all the facts. less you share them. No! our facts. get your own facts. jerks.

Great question would i like to know how old my fat is

i would like to know if i’m marbled. maybe i’m prime. could be subprime.

Great question how scared am i right now

Hurting myself is on the table. no harm in leaving.

Great question. does vanity fair wink at me sometimes

kids. always doing something. nothing like the obvious.

Great question do i miss what i hoped my dad would be

I think we all feel that.

Great question do people go to colorado to fart

travels farther in the thin air; just like your screams of despair

Great question should they add some lavendar to our missiles

i’d make missile cologne. why not. maybe some rubs off on sodiers. beauty eh

Great question can you be poor and be in a truck commercial

why do you think they are in the goddamn commercial. we’re going downfield, read those signs.

Great question will we know the exact person who saves the earth

bobby mcgee

Great question Starbucks in the crapper

i can’t see why not. duke. espresso. thank you.

Great question. is religion better with live music

anything to numb the noggin. jebus did not take the bass line for a walk.

Great question are we good enough to die together

i think if we dwell on that, maybe we are good enough to live together…….or die trying…..heh,heh,heh

Great question. is not having a memory the secret to love

start over

Great question should therapists be continuosly pouring scotch

Proven. you are smarter when you pour hard liquor. except if your poor. than you can’t afford hard liquor. no you can’t. sorry it hurts. that’s how you know it is working

Great question if you attempt suicide but don’t die, do you get credit as an attempt

i certainly hope not. the number becomes the crutch and the crutch bears your future as the darkest time is the most verbal effort. alas, don’t talk til you find the sweetner for your dark roast.

Great question could we have a casual prison for the relatedly unwanted

inhumane? pull out the wedding photo and pick out the wedding no no

great question

great question which astranaut is the plumber

That is one small step for a but crack

Great question are men meaner than women

women live longer, that’s pretty damn mean. we take care of our bodies. all we wanted was your mind in our heart. what you want and what you get are not the same thing in the real world. allegedly.

great question is their dignity in honor

i don’t know that there is difference. you can’t have honor without dignity. you can’t over charge football games without shame. shame on you for polluting legacies. when they think their safe, they are sunk in the safe.

great question if you scratch a coma’s ear does their leg twitch

cutest darn thing

great question were there to be weddings without parents.

there wouldn’t be agony with progeny.

great question are yoga teachers caddies of the soul

don’t they know it. we are one. one that’s full of it…..har, har, har

great question is there anything sadder than a parent with nothing left to give

Love is sad. the floor of humility

great question if you carry your yoga mat with you is that like me carrying a knapkin

one out of the two be clean. har har har

great question where is thy enemy for women

expectations

great question are swimmers marinated

Courtesy of Mr Freely no less.

great question the exact opposite of planned parenthood

farming

great question if we can’t imagine what it is like for you, why bark when we don’t even try

that’s not the point. if you cared you would try. no one wins when you pour the whine..

……no……you have to care so we can believe what we do matters…..no one loves you. no one cares. and no one wants to hear you. less the confusion. and how are the kids, super, always knew chess wasn’t not a bore board

great question is tv watching hereditary

hard to fight it. goddamn couches are pollinators.

great question what do you eat after your patient dies

crow…..i know. i think you would what Louis tells you to eat.

great question would they have a orphanage for smart kids

boarding school.

great question what is the over under on toaster strudel

there is no toaster strudel.

great question if i stood in napa valley, would i be a good year

depends where you are standing

great question is the military the same as porn

yes. nobody watches but everybody uses. shiiiiiit.

great question why do we pay to watch people who have energy

so we have the bastards in our sight.

great question if you are in a coma and the do good urrrrrrrs save the earth come all they are,

you wake up. are you allowed to take credit

no. the earth is a zero sum game. sport.

great question is tay’s greatest feature that she cannot be criticized.

seemingly.

great question should they raise the rate for abortions

Smokers pay. not the same. smoking kills. no. smoking fluffs the fluffies of legal diatribes. and the worst part, there is no flavor in abortion.

great question if we used the fear we have to love each other would we stay a little longer

at the least the choice would be a bit more difficult. you would hope. maybe not. just saying we die with more love in us than we know. and for what, some drug that falsify studies. sombitch. sabitch. samich.

great question did bike lanes cause waco

it’s a reach just like corraling our streets

great question would it be cheaper to buy a baby at a gas station than a 20oz soda

you don’t need a baby. you are parched. and that fresh cool will help you read that map. and how nice, you can recycle too. oh the victories in front of me and you.

great question who are those cookies for in the pet store

why, why do you tempt us when no dog gives a bark but you want me to eat them. you need me to eat them on that wall. never enough the cat litter come quicksand, you ply me with treats. the jokes on you.

check the litter it will soon be on the twitter.

great question should there be ballet during lent

no. no. pretty firm. like the ballet. even homage deserves penetence….no matter who passes, we need not see those olive asses aboard wood that does not give a ship.

great question should you be happy to have cancer

not bad. millions on your side. people feeling you up. drugs galore. let f-bombs fly. eat like a sewer. all i got is me. goddamnit.

great questoin less poor people, would we not know where to send our money

hard to argue with the numbers. which don’t lie. cept earth. which lie a lot. but it is okay. makes sense when you drink the uncommon truth. just walking away from love. all it is and all it can be.

great question when did word of god need a soundtrack

when people would pay for it

great question do peleton’s come with humor

that would make sense. damn right. communal thunder wedgie is a joke of no cure.

great question what number will iphone stop at

number, where we are going we don’t need numbers………fishy fishy wanna bite. i expect to be a iphone soon. touch my screen. how you doin.

great question should pratt whitney make nuckers

if you are in the defense industry, don’t you want to get in the offense industry? damn right. probably toxic, but the pride of being an american overwhelms the danger of buying foreign.

great question is life what we see or don’t see

tough. does it matter? no. can we do anything about it? no. what’s the point? no point. maybe put it on a bar knapkin.

great question do you shake the hand of someone who goes off the grid

no. run. run more. run til you can see that sedan of serenity. i do find it odd to celebrate not having tp. yes. great stocking stuffer.

great question when you feel bad does it feel good

damn yes. a little food poison on your person. pain of no mercy. dream of time of courtesy. and you know at somepoint the gift of relief will come and the night will tuck you in on a glorious day.

great question would jebus wear the nails around his neck

that would imply personality. don’t see it. you tell me where and i will tell you no.

great question where does the hate come from

education

great question is pregnancy a nine month cure for silence

yep. can’t help it. got life in me. so does tequila and that goes okay.

great question is honesty based on the degree’s of lying that is capable

there is no truth, only droool. see. zuul. the best liars are the biggest winners……heh,heh,heh……you are not so bad….fist bump that.

great question it’s tree in the afternoon. long day deer hunting. no deer. partner smells great. their gun is not in reach. you have your fingerprints all over yours. whaddya do

don’t think the world would mind. after all, if it was a tornado it would be okay. shiiiit.

great question if you talk about jebus does that make you understand love

seemingly. makes you think you understand. who does understand: whoever gives it the most

Great question can you live longer making fun of people

live better

great question how close are we to knowing everything we need to know

death.

great question is it too easy to be fat

too to easy to like being fat

great question is defiance patriotic

just greed. like oatmeal. better with raisins.

Great question does other people’s sadness affect more than it affects them

unless in church. everybody sad. true. back broken. wallet lightened. and bad breath tornado’s your nose. what about the lord? you think the lord is in the house? lord’s in the big house.

great question when do we realize we don’t have to do what we can

prison.

great question is a ovulating women impossible to put into prison’

but the kids needs mom. unless mrs lovejoy wears tweed i don’t think it will matter

great question can you tan underneath a retaurant’s heat lamp

you can, but then you end up becoming delicious. rump roast. yep. shinnecock ribs. sure. a warmed head cheese. knuckle sandwhich. shank. and of course, au poppins. it’s what you think you are eating.

great question if you mount a deer head, what message does that say to the spouse

hun, you can forget the make-up, go grow some antlers

great question where on a person does spit lay

tough. the insinuation thick. but, unless you are a nudist, don’t get nuttin. people aim low. its where the fat is.

great question what excuse will work all the time

i’m from canada. what if you are in canada? i’m from canada.

great question does it make me feel better that toilet paper is more important than the ny times

i don’t have to read the charmin. all natural. the charmin too.

great question could nanners teach pound

if not who i just don’t want to know. the intensity. the form. the truth.

great question do we all wonder why people don’t know us

no! average person is compatible with -.05%. that’s a start. odor. attitude. bike lane. it all adds up.

great question did han after defrosting, have the most epic pee ever

when moses tried to put out the burning bush

great question do cannibals have bad breath

to die for…….youch. you are right. killer breath….oooph, feeling the intensity, but i like it. i know tongue in cheek. i know, i do. hand over fist. the horror!

great question is the morning yawhn better than the evening yawhn

evening. day is behind you. some accomplishment. relaxing. plus, you probably farted on the dog and that feels good.

great question have the rules changed for asking a woman if she is pregnant

nope. at the wake, you can ask. once.

great question is it the same as asking a man if he is fat

man will never go sore with a little attention. worked for jebus. he was sore in the morning. i do think he had paranormal dentistry.what would that look like? free x-rays, better swag and no one has a blood pressure over 66.6

great question if you can convince someone they are not responsible for their life, is there nothing else they will believe

skidmarks just do not come out. seems tide rolled over that one. it didn’t get wisked away. no gain on the play. an arm and a hammer don’t clean my jammers. I don’t as a matter of fact, believe the all has been given. but i do enjoy that piven. nice ancellary benefit.

great question do you bury the gum with the gum chewer

with today’s chippers, you can save that time for a swank cup of heat called coffee.

great question would msnbc bong their farts

i would not put it past them. oh, that is harsh. poor bonger, poor, poor bonger.

great question could you say that, if, if there was a bike lane, jfk would be alive

never say never, except for bike lanes. we have a right. sure. and we have a target. when the arrogance is sifted we can begin to talk about whose gifted.

great question why are tv food people happy

they know at the end they will retreat to the caves and gnaw at the dead bats, broken crows and think about eating their little toes….moo-hoo-hahahahaha

goofballs

hard candy

tender maids

exceptional foreplay

and an abomination of innocence.

great question if hall is suing oates can honey bunches testify

not a proud day in the honey bunches world. not a proud day at all

great question should wonder bread own a duck farm

yes. cuts out the middle man, or is it the freshman, either way its a son of a bitch out there

great question should shorter people get smaller utensils 

You don’t want that awkward moment.  Then again, you do. Our life’s are but repeated memories

great question do i wonder how my pop got to spend his life not telling the truth

i did until i realized if you limit your chances, the odds are in your favor.

great question person commits suicide, what are you suppose to think

life is but an experiment

great question if you sled dog, is that 8 land mine factories you cleaning up

thought so. god damn north pole could blow at any minute

great question is it spooky that i see my brothers face when i look at mine

and the voice. and the isms. and it all is a tough truth that out there is a part of me

great question through it all, do i miss my dad?

i want to know that i could if i need to

great question do talkers eat the crackers set out when you sit down at a restaurant that gets a yearly fresh cake

yes they would. some would use butter. others just dive in for all their worth

great question where will they bury the body of the first person to give tay a bad review

arrowhead.

great question do women realize men gave them purpose

no. and they probably never will. you can love the answers but how soon you forget who drove you there.

great question could celine dion fit into a cone

waffle cone. why not a waffle? i ate it.

great question would yoga teachers make good bookmarks

yes they would. a nice break in the day

great question what is the difference between a retreat and using the all gender bathroom

no plunger in the all gender. i look. why? sometimes, the truth hurts

great question should red lobster have mammograms

yes. tuesday. why? no one else would. be great. think like you would if you thought like you could

great question does the pryus not look like a vagina

and you wonder about the battery

Great question if, if you work at sea world, with a prosthetic arm, and the whale bites the arm off, but, before you go to bed that night you put a new arm on, can you say the whale bit your arm off

no camper, you’ve had the extra arm all along.

great question do vegans shower in the summer

hard to shower in a tent

great question do we drink more cow than we eat chicken

tough. good little birdy. i will offer since there is a turducken, there is more chicken in the gut then milk in the stomach

great question would i name a star after lebowski

there is no make believe. dreams show us the truth. we look for the feel in all tools come way

great question can we have a time share with a kid

yes. we can do that. afford childcare, which is no small thing. cut down on diapers and you still have that precious me time. atta you.

great question is marriage the relationship you need to have other relationships

nothing wrong with that. yes, odd length to go to have bartender on speed dial. pilates person. massooooooooooose. gun range intern. lunch mechanic. but, hey, would not be possible without the one.

great question should the poor be allowed to save the earth

no! bad poor. bad, bad, poor. only the normal people can. jerkfaces.

great question what is the most dangerous thing to man

youth

great question after two years will leggings be able to stand on their own

the conversations don’t

great question does it count as much if a muskie eats your kid not a shark

of course it does. you hope to get that big time moment, not a minnow discovery will not touch. ivf yourself, get that hatchling. big things are in store for you,

great question can a black person de-racism anything

i would say yes. would they need a stick with water? what good does that do? blesses. good fur you.

great question do we have a working definition of racism

it’s fluid.

great question if you date a model can you only walk fifty feet

true. but, you don’t get lost

great question do you dust a bomb

not a buh.

great question if you are part of the cult, who replaces the tp

it doesn’t matter cuz it is a cult. well, if you begin to think in the crapper, maybe you think twice to be listening to smurf. you were not there. seems like you were not either.

great question if you go to a show on broadway, is that the peak of your urinal life

you could say that golf extravaganza, but contributing to the damndest societal petry dish is not class. and they could use more sanitizer.

great question do we have enough time to love anymore

how you doin

great question do the sick get poor

yep…it’s our weakness to postpone wellness for all.

great question do you feel bad for that first thought after a tragedy

it’s the first thought you say that needs a chaparone

great question which animal would you like to eat your kid

the sun. be a helluva cocktail story. jimmy, lost em. darn sun comes at you and you know it going in, but you think maybe, maybe. now we need another baby.

great question can i hold my dad guilty of his life

its a candy talk. don’t matter. the mirror is my time

great question how do you know you did not get a lobotomy

you don’t. you just don’t. check the sweat marks on the couch. not match.com

great question would jebus walk on a spill of clearly canadien

clearly canadien is a canadien you clearly want to steer from. you go on now jebus, play with the other dreams

great question what are the crumbs off my face

i had to buy extra crumbs from chipotle.

great question why do old people like canned goods

they don’t move. can feed the dog. can put the cheaters in it. old pens. teeth. church bulletin.

great question what role does farting play in a divorce

people say it’s not the fart. that stinks……ahhhhhh, tell ya, sometimes i like us.

great question what is the endline for global repair

when one side has all the other side’s money

great question are muffins happier because they are born in the morning

so are our constitutions. i see your starbucks and raise you a dunkin

great question are short women happier because they have less leg to shave

they won’t tell you that. toying with you. you see that grin and you know its the smooth shins.

great question would it be okay if i was brined

around holiday time, not that bad. one bite at a time. chew your food. boney. i might still be dry. if it hurts its cause you care. and if you care, you have a friend in me

great question would i like to smell like cinnamon for the rest of my life

nothing better than being a cinnabon. ooooph. the thing. warm but free. like leggings in the wash machine.

great question if one vegan caught another vegan eating meat, would that vegan have to go to vegan anonymous

yes. tragic as it seems, recovery is the cycle of freedom.

great question if brocoli was a tree, would i steam its trunk

I want to tell you no but i can’t cause this a show

great question why do butchers look like someone you don’t want to touch your meat

we wear gloves. we walk away.

great question is cancer the premier disease

no. negativity. then people who make left turns. then people saving the earth. then people who talk loud at panera. then people who smell. then cancer. but only then. people die. oh, how old are you now.

great question did women invent breast implants

nope. your welcome. you can make a down payment on that thank you

Great question how many parents are at the beach trying to get junior a little closer to that moving triangle

you want to deny, but it happens all the time

great question should ice fishing be an olympic sport

if women ice fished.

great question if i had a beard would i like bounty

while i am wearing flannel.

great question is it too much to see a parent not being able to spend more at the state fair

when the love is greater then the means to show it there is grace.

great question if you have a couple of truths in your life is that all you need

i think so. when you can lean against certainty the rest walks away.

great question should there be make-up for steaks

we are all meat. be nice. go to macy’s counter with t-bone. what can you do me? less we do not laugh so the cause will be obvious

great question how smug are teachers

when they realize they did not invent the damn information they come to the barn along with the other smugimals.

great question do they have a seal team six for vegans

equity man. equity. cause that will stop the enemy from melting our stupidity. oh no, can’t go war, they have it all figured out. yes they do. i agree. it’s a beautiful thing. let’s bomb canada.

great question is maggie the great doomed by the weight of her preciousness

when your riff on sensitivity the hard core responsibility you get the throngs. and with that you get all they money you will never give back. true. you may love me, but i love your money.

great question little weird is it that gas stations have high quality fritters

can’t clean the john but the fritter is out of this world. Yes! hide the urine, give me fritter or take me home.

great question what was woman’s first thought

huh, not jewish.

great question is it odd and upsetting how easy it would be to kill somebody today

saying if you think about it, very easy. my point: we like each other a whole lot more than we let on.

great question greater the fitness less the personality, yes

just saying. look around. not you. you are ten miles from sweat but live in the hearts of mankind.

great question difference between depression and misery

getting fat vs being annoying. what if you are both: then you are an artist.

great question would it be wrong to get uber eats to a viewing

i think it would be okay. no fries, they go bad. you could try and feed the dead. yep. true. there will be no acid reflux.

great question number one sport in america

hard to argue with abortion. you get the workout and the kill. that’s a day to me.

great question what can’t you get for free by bringing a terminal kid with you

thawed turkey.

great question would it be wrong to bring a doctor to a doctor’s appointment

no. my how the tables have turned…..har har har.

great question does fuck have more energy than caffeine

damn right

great question best place to lose your kid

not in middle america. you do have to push it out and go east. everglades. you can search, but there will be no party. the best part, it’s nature so everyone is innocent. go earth.

great question do two women own the same handbag

not on the same day.

great question if i caught a ‘big fish’, would i throw in a kid to make it fair

i would because i am not selfish.

great question if it was prosthesis night at the hockey gallaria and guy gets a hat trick, what do you do

tough. i think you throw your kid. they’ll find their way back as sure as you will get home

great question if you fly your own plane, how soon do you have to tell someone you flew your plane

before the gee a teen gets turned on. want to get ahead on that.

great question should i bring a leesh so people can pet my loneliness

how could they pet it: what do you think we’re doing.

great question do nuclear plants have a deep fryer

be a helluva a fry. plus, i bet it will warm your belly

great question would i squat on a property brothers house

pond.

great question are we lucky jebus didn’t come down on 9/11

that’s a no brainer. what do you do? put jebus in the green room. give him the megaphone? maybe he could sing for us and we could go to panera and bring back some bread to be muliplied with the force of a thousand skies.

great question does loving a planet equal love

show me billy oak tree and constance fescue face.

great question do good people’s taxes only go to good people’s things.

yep. good people deserve clean money and bad people can fuck off. oh, i said that. i meant they can fuck off. oh dear, i’m efffing crazy tonight.

great question why haven’t we won all the wars all the time

i don’t know. i don’t. what the fuck? how did that happen? is it possible that war is a thought with no end but for a victory to no peace.

great question what is the best natural park

say you, say me, say it together, cemetary

great question if you homeschool do you need cats

best part is you save the container and refill that litter at a price make you smile all the way too your wallet. good fur you.

great question if your boss farts when you are sharing a elevator, a real gorgeous paint thinner, and someone walks in and asks who farted, what do you say

i should have fixed the grips on the club

great question does the double deuce allow leggings

if it’s okay with the stranger, okay with me

great question what is a nice smell for a coma

tough. anything but death

great question. in the end do we learn what we need to know

right back at ya. i think we do. we get what we want and in that is the culmination of our knowledge.

great question should you be able to trade a kid for a dog

two kids. you don’t know if one of them is bad…..no, not mean. obvioulsy they want your kid more than you do.

great question can you keep the newborn in a yeti

it would be rude not to. and at that picnic by the short with the crowd over the coooing, you’ll know they are paying for the viewing so’z its all good. like a naming party in a wealthy neighborhood

great question do the poor have bad manners

yes. it’s always the possible when the financial is doable

great question can you spoon with a coma

don’t. it’s what you need caused you’ve defined what you don’t get.

great question do they have a shot clock in porn

it’s coming.

great question is it wrong to start over on a new planet

that’s money. so money. you learn. all you can ever do. designs, and those florocarbons are not the devil in our mind cuz we will have left them behind.

great question would it be wrong to bring a cage while babysitting

I think you start cage, then, then if they don’t bite, just shackles. we love how we love

great question would i yell as a coach

if i am out of bullets. what other profession to you get to let loose? it’s sports. no, it’s narcisstic anthem.

great question can you help someone

yes. by not trying to help someone

great question if a woman is taller than her man does he have to do all the cleaning

yes. shorter people work harder.

Great question are people better behaved at expensive stores

when they let me in i’ll be sure to tell you


great question can i trade a large baby for two small babies and a baby to be named later

not like we don’t choose our adoptees. no worse than doctor death and their cabinets of mayhem.

great question do i feel sympathy because my dad could not say what he wanted

i don’t know. i don’t know if it is a trap or a relief. like grey’s anatomy.

great question am i close to death

hope is starting to look small in the face of it. you think the end but you only think so far.

great question should a person carry after dukey cologne

be nice. person walks in elevator, has that after duke smell, you have a window to ask how many flushes. then we solve the planet when we close the difference on each other. fist bump.

great question should coors sell milk

banquet milk. have it your way

great question how long have i been on a diet

1997. i should be pretty good by now. thanks. support helps. veteran dieter. feels good

great question would i allow the family to reform upon my success

i don’t know. none of us has as much time left as we have lived so there is no reward trying to fight back into each other’s life. i think everything is pretty much settled.

great question when do you give it your all

when you cough at doctor rosens room.

great question does the kurt warner story matter because of the money involved

all great stories revolve around money. oh how we chase the escalator

great question what would america have been without the grateful dead

employed.

great question how many things can have strawberry cheescake in it

everything but sheetrock. good reason. you don’t know. go over to date’s house. start eating the walls. that can’t be good.

great question could leggins have stopped the tank in tia ena min square

the big thing is to get all women to wear em and then, then yoga has to be taken serious.

great question what is there left to puncture in the beer sphere

i don’t know. beer fountain would be good. beer to wash your hands at target. not bad. you know damn well they will be cleaned, probably some teeth marks.

great question if foodtv made toilet paper would i buy some

i have doubts for those who live behind a screen. how do you feed em? do you leave a little pile so when the people are not around they can get at it? so tough.

great question if robocop went to the augusta would he have to register himself as a iron

billy robocop

great question am i sad

hopeless

great question should you be able to bet a kid on a game

i know. i know. but, think of it this way. you get good odds. start the night wit one kid. come home wit ten.

great question what’s the worst thing you can say to someone at the worst time

it hurts me worse than it hurts you

great question do they have shake n bake for cannibals

you don’t know. plus, culling is not an answer but it may be a solution. worst case scenario the numbers go down at halloween. You get more chocolate, and, that sixer has its eyes all over you.

great question is it okay to not have faith in anyone

yes. i have faith we will pay the rich in babies. i have faith they will feed them with sourgum. and i have faith they will have muzzles.

great question would i let someone sponsor my head

i know. pretty smart.

great question do i smell better when i am happy

smell is relative. yes.

great question do yoga teachers feel they are big kitties.

watch the claws. wild and fresh from fervent nature.

great question if you hop over to the other gender, do your farts smell the same

man would have a more astute fart. on the opposite side a women would have a demurring fart. thus says the lord.

great question would i like a motorcade so i can tell people i got wordle in one try and thus, am ready for my ascent into the atmosphere to meet hope and love.

great question if the world is saved does everyone become american

i think so. save a planet, goes the spoiles.

great question is the fight to save the earth of ours just a cover for humping

yep. we don’t turn the faucet off, we just shift the blame. it’s wrong to not have kids. no, its wrong to have them with you. the world needs kids. and the only gift you’ve gotten is manufacturing of a carnivore. theoretically, not bad. but in this sport of our time and our people, we must own the fear to find the clear.

heh, heh, heh

great question is it conformity to put paper in the wall

i think all acts separate from giving love are meaningless in truth. we create noise in the appearance of belief but that belief is as weak as yesterday and as important as tomorrow.

great question am i the luckiest person

when i look i am, when i cry i am not.

great question is confidence cheap

thin. unlike me. i am a trained sleuth of product too good to be true.

great question are we courageous when we are pretty

when we look into the glass duplicator and see that reflection, we own up to our perfection.

great question is it true, the more money you have, the less clothes you wear

it’s true. i am garment strong.

great question do black people do more for memory of the dead, than anyone else

jews. Russians. to connect for relevance, to forget for comfort.

great question can a short person wear a stetson hat

you wonder. you do. it wouldn’t be the first item of non use. women can’t step on a scale, men can’t be sorry, so it is a go around type of sacrifice.

great question can mgmt only understand mgmt

regrettably, yes. what is better, jebus doesn’t care when you are being mgmt, and starts back when you are being you. i am bitter. cause i think i could a job i won’t better than those that will.

great question why is my cat’s breathing relaxing

it’s trusting. that feels good

great question would transformers get their own bathroom

i don’t want to be on the receiving end of the conversation when they are told they can’t.

great question if i die, would i like it they made head cheese out of me

Put a cheese plate on my body. some nice fancy toothpicks. cheese squares. class

great question if i was on discovery, would i not lose one to a shark to make the viewers happy

i think we are at that looking glass. tough call. eventually sharks won’t come around during sweeps.

great question if my stomach was dough would i bake it

i would toss it high. flour. no corn meal. be a nice way to make a little dough

great question is attempting suicide the same as giving up

yes. less we confuse bravery with taking off our mortal shoes

great question who is suppose to say goodbye first

need i say it. come on. you know. fist bump that.

great question when did women realize women realize they had it so bad

when they met another woman.

great question do i feel bad for all the times my dad felt bad

i try and think of my problems and reasons to be upset, but it is hard to think of him being sad or people treating him bad. part of me wants to avenge for him. dangerous to feel bad for people with false teeth.

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great question should home depot have a para military aisle

more doing. take over sam’s club. move on target. secure the ridge. pee in the radiator. “go home depot wolverines!”

great question is it too much to comprehend that more often i act like my brother.

it is an odd cuff.

great question does believing make you less lonely

innocent of lonely.

great question if the country slept better, would we recognize ourself in the new days light

it would be historic. take a lot of teddy bears

great question why don’t nike make high heels

They don’t make cowboy boots….har, har, har.

great question do you have to eat to celebrate death

what else are you going to do in church? unless they give you ribs to show they do like to fib

great question could MADD fist bump DAR

AIDS never took off. member the disease formerly known as aids

great question do i think special needs kids get more love than i did

yes. when you see strength you feel love.

great question do most chefs look like their food

look at swedish chef. we morph well we do

great qeustion is it true lotion is a marinade

Marinade, marinyou, it’s all we ever do

great question what is the rest of the space for in the copier

ass

great question if you had multiple homes how many remotes would you have

be whole lot cooler to travel with one. little holster. maybe camoflodge. until we become bots. cept me. no fat bots allowed

great question if you sell the clover of another persons hard damn effort, are you a preacher

hard to argue with that. tell me what has been told and act as though it is new. for shame, pee you

great question can you noodle a ballerina

i do think it would make for a subpar noodle. plus, all those tab cans. you don’t think but you know

great question which ocean has the most calories

billy. just fucking with ya. one on the left. how would i know? most affordable one.

great question am i surprised they have not turned anything out after organic

i am. maybe power organic. killer organic. or compost friendly organic. or tough shit organic. greed is lonely touring the country’s gardens.

great question do they think we are going to return the earth brand new

that appears the course we are headed for. apparently a refurbished earth can fend off the finest meteor. or a irksome group of drillers.

great question is fire better indoors or outdoors

can pitch woo directly from fire. you’re hot so you don’t have to take a barre class. call it what it is: buttock seminar

great question is boarding school the same as abortion

for eighteen years.

great question why do we believe in facts

less faith is the hope we can’t afford

great question if you don’t see a good marriage can you have one

it has to happen, just a lot more intricate than you would like.

great question does a suicide attempt make everyone else a counselor

bug light. yeah, tennis racket one. no pickle ball racket…..yet.

great question how do you believe your shit

When you start doing less laundry

great question would i light a coma on fire

probably not, but probably anyway

great question are we guilty of life by association

we are all innocence. we are all guilty. we are all in need of nooky

great question would i be ia at cinnabon

evidence would go missing. the truth would not

great question could jebus have been part of the mile high club if he had relations in his ascent

no. without a witness its just a lonely christmas.

great question what dog has a nose pierced

we treat animals better than humans. cept george steel. sombitch

great question what happens when they run out of surface to tat

you get fatter. you get tatter. you damn well eat a lot of batter.

great question are midwest women less feminist than the coastal women

yes, they have a life. that’s why. they are not as educated. you can’t learn it all. you just can’t. Can’t have it

great question if you are a stage actor can we understand the depth of you

as confidence is brash, we shall not kiss your ass

great question when i drink in my dreams is that as good as doing awake

it is a odd jolt for sure. i guess if i really wanted to die i would get drunk. since i don’t i must want credit for gravitas

great question does it count if you are terminal and go to someone’s funeral

funerals don’t have a double header.

great question why do people need to know what you have gone through

they want isatoner’s for the holidays. i wanted them to cover the spread.

great question greatest thing you can do to a kid

not have em. all right! sonsabitches. think of all the education you will save for the next kid to never be cool

great question isn’t it great you are never more than one mile from a muffin

six degrees of poppyseed.

great question if we circumcized a pig would that make it kosher

my book, yes. i’m a vegan pig. how: plastics

great question would wonder woman host a book club

be redundant, but most book clubs are. we bond. so says the chairs.

great question do you include a fat person in a storm shelter

no virginia. i understand. we might eat you. true, make blood sausage…..fuck you…..funny. eh, don’t worry, yuz won’t be around to see it.

great question is it inherent as you age to divorce love and giving in the name of fear

i think so. people wonder why they are alone when their trail has had a short tail.

great question if we get rid of poneytails on men, will bike lanes disappear

napalm should do it. in the morning. right between gas station bazooka bakery babies and chain uppers

great question what do you tell kids at graduation

it’s not about you. it’s about me goddamnit. and, and, hook-em horns. come on. not one f-in-hi-mur, and you put men in their grave. damn you college for taking the left nut of vocabulary.

great question do we presume transformers are the item for the transforming population

i reason that. yes, they are in their prime.

great question should women brand themselves for the day when man is not needed to confirm the seedling.

keep the ring, singe the thighs. have you not had money. chance. time. talk. less it has taken shame for you to dance the right away.

great question what deodorant do you use for the new born

i was thinking a nice brine. you don’t know, you don’t. and that egg won’t smoke itself. not everyone likes ham

great question what can’t a head nod concur to

alimony

great question difference between prison and the hospital

hospital wipes your fanny while the confines kick it

great question if i go back to medical town would i dry to get it on a surgery

could it hurt? no. a little clapping is always the ears lovin

Great question where hasn’t that thermometer been

night time

great question you took away my drugs, how do you live with yourselves

You are the crazy glue. never to be victim of your shrewed.

great question if you know the socks suck, why do you make em

because you won’t notice the bores parading the tunnels of misery. stop. think of how many people are worse off than you and you cannot feel good. where is your mockery child.

great question can you have a personality and work in the hospital

there is one answer and there is only one answer

great question you strapped me to a chair and you want me to get better. wtf

i did feel like a supreme. a little young but that’s how they use to be

great question will i ever shower with a salaried male again

chance of departure 100%

great question where is the parsley

you wanted me to be healthy on free food. is your ha ha a no no

great question why did i not get a recycled needle

cause i am a bad ass mother fucker……go earth

smart ass mother fucker…..go john murtha

props…..go brene, we must live upon excuses for humanity

great question you took my diet coke away from me yet you deal drugs. is there a hitch in that giddy up

i reckon. i can’t have refreshment but can have prescription madness. taunt me. luis tiant you

great question do you need that city block you call a scale or are you unwilling to eye ball it

shiiiiiiiiiiit. fist bump that.

great question why does the shampoo have to cure

oh no friday, i am not in love. could have been the movie turned me off, could be. fortune of soldiers how you unwind

great question should you have humored me for being, in mind, in a asian restaurant against my will

should have killed me when you had the chance. could hire a dilapidated sniper.

great question how does a person succumb to the thunder humblness on you when you can’t clean yourself

there are lessons in grounding when you are taking a ego pounding

great question are handicapp people royalty in hospital country

moo for the cash cow

great question you didn’t like to give me ice chips. and yet you find a mirror. what could be the look you see

yes i would open a ice chip restaurant. why? stay out of the hospital

great question what should they do with the amputated bone

dog does drugs for guvmint, let em chew on hale fellow well done.

great question what will the chaplin heal

validate

great question can you wear scrubs over leggings

no. don’t disrespect skin so soft

great question classic rock not allowed in ambulence

that and altoids.

great question how lucky am i

i could not begin to imagine. from the doctor who got me ambulence to not dying, and, and being able to be helped, tens and tens of cards, sister from the good sister store, there is no other way to see it but for my grace has saved me well.

great question why didn’t they pick my nose

if i knew i would buy us all a canoe. zuchnini canoe. yes, cheap mushrooms. pre minced garlic. and cheese the size of wisconsins good deeds

great question can you scramble vomit

if i was a betting man, yes. you can scramble anything if you just speak like kamala

great question best thing about the hospital

Prayers don’t get x-rayed.

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