great question have we had a calm racist season
not funny. it is premium time of year. college kids unending. sweaty masses. all the makings of historical mayhem. to what is the silence from? don’t know. i know it could be switching it to first year. sensitivity is learned.
Great question. Where would jebus go to college
Holy cross
Great question where is global planet swag
housed by men. Top. Men.
Great question is it the paddle that makes a pickle ball player
it’s being smugletes…..smug a clock news at the msnerrrr. ruff!!
Great question. Could you use steak ems as a wig
hell yeah. Get aged provolone. Maybe peppers and onions to feed the birds toppins. i like bread crumbs. maybe cha-baaaaaata. at your leisure.
Great question should we chalk up tay curing cancer, and, exhorbitant prices to watch football games in middle minnesota.
she can shake her booty, but prices are here to stay
great question if your leader is a smurf, would you know you are in a cult
they brainwash you. a little generous are we. so many people. and that is why the zombies won’t eat tonight
Great question if i died in a hospital would i get a chalk outline
maybe a wiped behind and a thunderous bill. thunderous.
Great question is death better business than baby
unless its P.P. than its a two-fur
Great question what happens if another country does better at global getting it on
It’ll be a hard day’s hoping. if you aint the number one earth saver, you’re just the first loser.
Great question is the difference: bike lanes are ten points, walking five points, and together twenty points
If the bike in question is going away from you, add five. what if it is a tandem? two wheels. five points.
great question if you have no friends, can you have no enemies
cept coma. coma, where art thou? are you snug, do you have a bug? coma, do you cry in your dry, do you lie in silence? coma, i took your socks.
Great question is it true, the person who calls another person a racist, is free from being a racist
little rubber. little glue. how about me and you. racism is serious. has to be if it is supported by balls and jock straps.
great question if time takes time, why does ABC evening news take so much of it
You have to turn it around. what would they be doing if they were not on abc evening news? snorting ozempic. how? if there is a nostril, there is a snort
Great question isn’t the cause of global warming loneliness. and if loneliness is the problem, why do the connected mock the plight of disconnected
cool kids have all the fun. well, this won’t be the year you make it all right.
Great question are we saying, if, if vegans had a time machine and went back to the dinasaur age, saw Indiana Jones had taken one down and was grilling a steak, they wouldn’t nibble
Yep. damn right taste dinasaur. kind of like congress. gamey.
Great question why do liberals think disrespect is free
cause they like round-a-bouts. round-a-bout you all day long
Great question. If you fart at the state fair, is it a fart
technically no since no one there earns enough money to be offended.
great question was jebus onboarding
nailed it
Great question why do we attempt to quantify pain
to believe you have it worse. moo-hoo-hahaha!
Great question if you do the gender portal, should you be able to vote twice
yes. no. one sticker.
Great question. if you go out of your way at the clinic, just damn near perfect, honor in numbers and numbers don’t lie. if you reach for the fiteen abortion that day, do you feel pretty damn good.
some days you wonder why you and the hero look the same.
Great question do you use sunblock on a turkey
i think you do. never be too careful. it gets cancer and the stuffing is fucked. thanksgiving rides on the stuffing. just like me.
Great question does canada give better scratchies
yep. they have the time.
Great question are we scared of losing the feelings we will never feel
we’re all in a story and not much else matters.
Great question what if the planet is durable like a good planet is
no! we have all the facts. less you share them. No! our facts. get your own facts. jerks.
Great question would i like to know how old my fat is
i would like to know if i’m marbled. maybe i’m prime. could be subprime.
Great question how scared am i right now
Hurting myself is on the table. no harm in leaving.
Great question. does vanity fair wink at me sometimes
kids. always doing something. nothing like the obvious.
Great question do i miss what i hoped my dad would be
I think we all feel that.
Great question do people go to colorado to fart
travels farther in the thin air; just like your screams of despair
Great question should they add some lavendar to our missiles
i’d make missile cologne. why not. maybe some rubs off on sodiers. beauty eh
Great question can you be poor and be in a truck commercial
why do you think they are in the goddamn commercial. we’re going downfield, read those signs.
Great question will we know the exact person who saves the earth
bobby mcgee
Great question Starbucks in the crapper
i can’t see why not. duke. espresso. thank you.
Great question. is religion better with live music
anything to numb the noggin. jebus did not take the bass line for a walk.
Great question are we good enough to die together
i think if we dwell on that, maybe we are good enough to live together…….or die trying…..heh,heh,heh
Great question. is not having a memory the secret to love
start over
Great question should therapists be continuosly pouring scotch
Proven. you are smarter when you pour hard liquor. except if your poor. than you can’t afford hard liquor. no you can’t. sorry it hurts. that’s how you know it is working
Great question if you attempt suicide but don’t die, do you get credit as an attempt
i certainly hope not. the number becomes the crutch and the crutch bears your future as the darkest time is the most verbal effort. alas, don’t talk til you find the sweetner for your dark roast.
Great question could we have a casual prison for the relatedly unwanted
inhumane? pull out the wedding photo and pick out the wedding no no
great question which astranaut is the plumber
That is one small step for a but crack
Great question are men meaner than women
women live longer, that’s pretty damn mean. we take care of our bodies. all we wanted was your mind in our heart. what you want and what you get are not the same thing in the real world. allegedly.
great question is their dignity in honor
i don’t know that there is difference. you can’t have honor without dignity. you can’t over charge football games without shame. shame on you for polluting legacies. when they think their safe, they are sunk in the safe.
great question if you scratch a coma’s ear does their leg twitch
cutest darn thing
great question were there to be weddings without parents.
there wouldn’t be agony with progeny.
great question are yoga teachers caddies of the soul
don’t they know it. we are one. one that’s full of it…..har, har, har
great question is there anything sadder than a parent with nothing left to give
Love is sad. the floor of humility
great question if you carry your yoga mat with you is that like me carrying a knapkin
one out of the two be clean. har har har
great question where is thy enemy for women
expectations
great question are swimmers marinated
Courtesy of Mr Freely no less.
great question the exact opposite of planned parenthood
farming
great question if we can’t imagine what it is like for you, why bark when we don’t even try
that’s not the point. if you cared you would try. no one wins when you pour the whine..
……no……you have to care so we can believe what we do matters…..no one loves you. no one cares. and no one wants to hear you. less the confusion. and how are the kids, super, always knew chess wasn’t not a bore board
great question is tv watching hereditary
hard to fight it. goddamn couches are pollinators.
great question what do you eat after your patient dies
crow…..i know. i think you would what Louis tells you to eat.
great question would they have a orphanage for smart kids
boarding school.
great question what is the over under on toaster strudel
there is no toaster strudel.
great question if i stood in napa valley, would i be a good year
depends where you are standing
great question is the military the same as porn
yes. nobody watches but everybody uses. shiiiiiit.
great question why do we pay to watch people who have energy
so we have the bastards in our sight.
great question if you are in a coma and the do good urrrrrrrs save the earth come all they are,
you wake up. are you allowed to take credit
no. the earth is a zero sum game. sport.
great question is tay’s greatest feature that she cannot be criticized.
seemingly.
great question should they raise the rate for abortions
Smokers pay. not the same. smoking kills. no. smoking fluffs the fluffies of legal diatribes. and the worst part, there is no flavor in abortion.
great question if we used the fear we have to love each other would we stay a little longer
at the least the choice would be a bit more difficult. you would hope. maybe not. just saying we die with more love in us than we know. and for what, some drug that falsify studies. sombitch. sabitch. samich.
great question did bike lanes cause waco
it’s a reach just like corraling our streets
great question would it be cheaper to buy a baby at a gas station than a 20oz soda
you don’t need a baby. you are parched. and that fresh cool will help you read that map. and how nice, you can recycle too. oh the victories in front of me and you.
great question who are those cookies for in the pet store
why, why do you tempt us when no dog gives a bark but you want me to eat them. you need me to eat them on that wall. never enough the cat litter come quicksand, you ply me with treats. the jokes on you.
check the litter it will soon be on the twitter.
great question should there be ballet during lent
no. no. pretty firm. like the ballet. even homage deserves penetence….no matter who passes, we need not see those olive asses aboard wood that does not give a ship.
great question should you be happy to have cancer
not bad. millions on your side. people feeling you up. drugs galore. let f-bombs fly. eat like a sewer. all i got is me. goddamnit.
great questoin less poor people, would we not know where to send our money
hard to argue with the numbers. which don’t lie. cept earth. which lie a lot. but it is okay. makes sense when you drink the uncommon truth. just walking away from love. all it is and all it can be.
great question when did word of god need a soundtrack
when people would pay for it
great question do peleton’s come with humor
that would make sense. damn right. communal thunder wedgie is a joke of no cure.
great question what number will iphone stop at
number, where we are going we don’t need numbers………fishy fishy wanna bite. i expect to be a iphone soon. touch my screen. how you doin.
great question should pratt whitney make nuckers
if you are in the defense industry, don’t you want to get in the offense industry? damn right. probably toxic, but the pride of being an american overwhelms the danger of buying foreign.
great question is life what we see or don’t see
tough. does it matter? no. can we do anything about it? no. what’s the point? no point. maybe put it on a bar knapkin.
great question do you shake the hand of someone who goes off the grid
no. run. run more. run til you can see that sedan of serenity. i do find it odd to celebrate not having tp. yes. great stocking stuffer.
great question when you feel bad does it feel good
damn yes. a little food poison on your person. pain of no mercy. dream of time of courtesy. and you know at somepoint the gift of relief will come and the night will tuck you in on a glorious day.
great question would jebus wear the nails around his neck
that would imply personality. don’t see it. you tell me where and i will tell you no.
great question where does the hate come from
education
great question is pregnancy a nine month cure for silence
yep. can’t help it. got life in me. so does tequila and that goes okay.
great question is honesty based on the degree’s of lying that is capable
there is no truth, only droool. see. zuul. the best liars are the biggest winners……heh,heh,heh……you are not so bad….fist bump that.
great question it’s tree in the afternoon. long day deer hunting. no deer. partner smells great. their gun is not in reach. you have your fingerprints all over yours. whaddya do
don’t think the world would mind. after all, if it was a tornado it would be okay. shiiiit.
great question if you talk about jebus does that make you understand love
seemingly. makes you think you understand. who does understand: whoever gives it the most
Great question can you live longer making fun of people
live better
great question how close are we to knowing everything we need to know
death.
great question is it too easy to be fat
too to easy to like being fat
great question is defiance patriotic
just greed. like oatmeal. better with raisins.
Great question does other people’s sadness affect more than it affects them
unless in church. everybody sad. true. back broken. wallet lightened. and bad breath tornado’s your nose. what about the lord? you think the lord is in the house? lord’s in the big house.
great question when do we realize we don’t have to do what we can
prison.
great question is a ovulating women impossible to put into prison’
but the kids needs mom. unless mrs lovejoy wears tweed i don’t think it will matter
great question can you tan underneath a retaurant’s heat lamp
you can, but then you end up becoming delicious. rump roast. yep. shinnecock ribs. sure. a warmed head cheese. knuckle sandwhich. shank. and of course, au poppins. it’s what you think you are eating.
great question if you mount a deer head, what message does that say to the spouse
hun, you can forget the make-up, go grow some antlers
great question where on a person does spit lay
tough. the insinuation thick. but, unless you are a nudist, don’t get nuttin. people aim low. its where the fat is.
great question what excuse will work all the time
i’m from canada. what if you are in canada? i’m from canada.
great question does it make me feel better that toilet paper is more important than the ny times
i don’t have to read the charmin. all natural. the charmin too.
great question could nanners teach pound
if not who i just don’t want to know. the intensity. the form. the truth.
great question do we all wonder why people don’t know us
no! average person is compatible with -.05%. that’s a start. odor. attitude. bike lane. it all adds up.
great question did han after defrosting, have the most epic pee ever
when moses tried to put out the burning bush
great question do cannibals have bad breath
to die for…….youch. you are right. killer breath….oooph, feeling the intensity, but i like it. i know tongue in cheek. i know, i do. hand over fist. the horror!
great question is the morning yawhn better than the evening yawhn
evening. day is behind you. some accomplishment. relaxing. plus, you probably farted on the dog and that feels good.
great question have the rules changed for asking a woman if she is pregnant
nope. at the wake, you can ask. once.
great question is it the same as asking a man if he is fat
man will never go sore with a little attention. worked for jebus. he was sore in the morning. i do think he had paranormal dentistry.what would that look like? free x-rays, better swag and no one has a blood pressure over 66.6
great question if you can convince someone they are not responsible for their life, is there nothing else they will believe
skidmarks just do not come out. seems tide rolled over that one. it didn’t get wisked away. no gain on the play. an arm and a hammer don’t clean my jammers. I don’t as a matter of fact, believe the all has been given. but i do enjoy that piven. nice ancellary benefit.
great question do you bury the gum with the gum chewer
with today’s chippers, you can save that time for a swank cup of heat called coffee.
great question would msnbc bong their farts
i would not put it past them. oh, that is harsh. poor bonger, poor, poor bonger.
great question could you say that, if, if there was a bike lane, jfk would be alive
never say never, except for bike lanes. we have a right. sure. and we have a target. when the arrogance is sifted we can begin to talk about whose gifted.
great question why are tv food people happy
they know at the end they will retreat to the caves and gnaw at the dead bats, broken crows and think about eating their little toes….moo-hoo-hahahahaha
goofballs
hard candy
tender maids
exceptional foreplay
and an abomination of innocence.
great question if hall is suing oates can honey bunches testify
not a proud day in the honey bunches world. not a proud day at all
great question should wonder bread own a duck farm
yes. cuts out the middle man, or is it the freshman, either way its a son of a bitch out there
great question should shorter people get smaller utensils
You don’t want that awkward moment. Then again, you do. Our life’s are but repeated memories
great question do i wonder how my pop got to spend his life not telling the truth
i did until i realized if you limit your chances, the odds are in your favor.
great question person commits suicide, what are you suppose to think
life is but an experiment
great question if you sled dog, is that 8 land mine factories you cleaning up
thought so. god damn north pole could blow at any minute
great question is it spooky that i see my brothers face when i look at mine
and the voice. and the isms. and it all is a tough truth that out there is a part of me
great question through it all, do i miss my dad?
i want to know that i could if i need to
great question do talkers eat the crackers set out when you sit down at a restaurant that gets a yearly fresh cake
yes they would. some would use butter. others just dive in for all their worth
great question where will they bury the body of the first person to give tay a bad review
arrowhead.
great question do women realize men gave them purpose
no. and they probably never will. you can love the answers but how soon you forget who drove you there.
great question could celine dion fit into a cone
waffle cone. why not a waffle? i ate it.
great question would yoga teachers make good bookmarks
yes they would. a nice break in the day
great question what is the difference between a retreat and using the all gender bathroom
no plunger in the all gender. i look. why? sometimes, the truth hurts
great question should red lobster have mammograms
yes. tuesday. why? no one else would. be great. think like you would if you thought like you could
great question does the pryus not look like a vagina
and you wonder about the battery
Great question if, if you work at sea world, with a prosthetic arm, and the whale bites the arm off, but, before you go to bed that night you put a new arm on, can you say the whale bit your arm off
no camper, you’ve had the extra arm all along.
great question do vegans shower in the summer
hard to shower in a tent
great question do we drink more cow than we eat chicken
tough. good little birdy. i will offer since there is a turducken, there is more chicken in the gut then milk in the stomach
great question would i name a star after lebowski
there is no make believe. dreams show us the truth. we look for the feel in all tools come way
great question can we have a time share with a kid
yes. we can do that. afford childcare, which is no small thing. cut down on diapers and you still have that precious me time. atta you.
great question is marriage the relationship you need to have other relationships
nothing wrong with that. yes, odd length to go to have bartender on speed dial. pilates person. massooooooooooose. gun range intern. lunch mechanic. but, hey, would not be possible without the one.
great question should the poor be allowed to save the earth
no! bad poor. bad, bad, poor. only the normal people can. jerkfaces.
great question what is the most dangerous thing to man
youth
great question after two years will leggings be able to stand on their own
the conversations don’t
great question does it count as much if a muskie eats your kid not a shark
of course it does. you hope to get that big time moment, not a minnow discovery will not touch. ivf yourself, get that hatchling. big things are in store for you,
great question can a black person de-racism anything
i would say yes. would they need a stick with water? what good does that do? blesses. good fur you.
great question do we have a working definition of racism
it’s fluid.
great question if you date a model can you only walk fifty feet
true. but, you don’t get lost
great question do you dust a bomb
not a buh.
great question if you are part of the cult, who replaces the tp
it doesn’t matter cuz it is a cult. well, if you begin to think in the crapper, maybe you think twice to be listening to smurf. you were not there. seems like you were not either.
great question if you go to a show on broadway, is that the peak of your urinal life
you could say that golf extravaganza, but contributing to the damndest societal petry dish is not class. and they could use more sanitizer.
great question do we have enough time to love anymore
how you doin
great question do the sick get poor
yep…it’s our weakness to postpone wellness for all.
great question do you feel bad for that first thought after a tragedy
it’s the first thought you say that needs a chaparone
great question which animal would you like to eat your kid
the sun. be a helluva cocktail story. jimmy, lost em. darn sun comes at you and you know it going in, but you think maybe, maybe. now we need another baby.
great question can i hold my dad guilty of his life
its a candy talk. don’t matter. the mirror is my time
great question how do you know you did not get a lobotomy
you don’t. you just don’t. check the sweat marks on the couch. not match.com
great question would jebus walk on a spill of clearly canadien
clearly canadien is a canadien you clearly want to steer from. you go on now jebus, play with the other dreams
great question what are the crumbs off my face
i had to buy extra crumbs from chipotle.
great question why do old people like canned goods
they don’t move. can feed the dog. can put the cheaters in it. old pens. teeth. church bulletin.
great question what role does farting play in a divorce
people say it’s not the fart. that stinks……ahhhhhh, tell ya, sometimes i like us.
great question what is the endline for global repair
when one side has all the other side’s money
great question are muffins happier because they are born in the morning
so are our constitutions. i see your starbucks and raise you a dunkin
great question are short women happier because they have less leg to shave
they won’t tell you that. toying with you. you see that grin and you know its the smooth shins.
great question would it be okay if i was brined
around holiday time, not that bad. one bite at a time. chew your food. boney. i might still be dry. if it hurts its cause you care. and if you care, you have a friend in me
great question would i like to smell like cinnamon for the rest of my life
nothing better than being a cinnabon. ooooph. the thing. warm but free. like leggings in the wash machine.
great question if one vegan caught another vegan eating meat, would that vegan have to go to vegan anonymous
yes. tragic as it seems, recovery is the cycle of freedom.
great question if brocoli was a tree, would i steam its trunk
I want to tell you no but i can’t cause this a show
great question why do butchers look like someone you don’t want to touch your meat
we wear gloves. we walk away.
great question is cancer the premier disease
no. negativity. then people who make left turns. then people saving the earth. then people who talk loud at panera. then people who smell. then cancer. but only then. people die. oh, how old are you now.
great question did women invent breast implants
nope. your welcome. you can make a down payment on that thank you
Great question how many parents are at the beach trying to get junior a little closer to that moving triangle
you want to deny, but it happens all the time
great question should ice fishing be an olympic sport
if women ice fished.
great question if i had a beard would i like bounty
while i am wearing flannel.
great question is it too much to see a parent not being able to spend more at the state fair
when the love is greater then the means to show it there is grace.
great question if you have a couple of truths in your life is that all you need
i think so. when you can lean against certainty the rest walks away.
great question should there be make-up for steaks
we are all meat. be nice. go to macy’s counter with t-bone. what can you do me? less we do not laugh so the cause will be obvious
great question how smug are teachers
when they realize they did not invent the damn information they come to the barn along with the other smugimals.
great question do they have a seal team six for vegans
equity man. equity. cause that will stop the enemy from melting our stupidity. oh no, can’t go war, they have it all figured out. yes they do. i agree. it’s a beautiful thing. let’s bomb canada.
great question is maggie the great doomed by the weight of her preciousness
when your riff on sensitivity the hard core responsibility you get the throngs. and with that you get all they money you will never give back. true. you may love me, but i love your money.
great question little weird is it that gas stations have high quality fritters
can’t clean the john but the fritter is out of this world. Yes! hide the urine, give me fritter or take me home.
great question what was woman’s first thought
huh, not jewish.
great question is it odd and upsetting how easy it would be to kill somebody today
saying if you think about it, very easy. my point: we like each other a whole lot more than we let on.
great question greater the fitness less the personality, yes
just saying. look around. not you. you are ten miles from sweat but live in the hearts of mankind.
great question difference between depression and misery
getting fat vs being annoying. what if you are both: then you are an artist.
great question would it be wrong to get uber eats to a viewing
i think it would be okay. no fries, they go bad. you could try and feed the dead. yep. true. there will be no acid reflux.
great question number one sport in america
hard to argue with abortion. you get the workout and the kill. that’s a day to me.
great question what can’t you get for free by bringing a terminal kid with you
thawed turkey.
great question would it be wrong to bring a doctor to a doctor’s appointment
no. my how the tables have turned…..har har har.
great question does fuck have more energy than caffeine
damn right
great question best place to lose your kid
not in middle america. you do have to push it out and go east. everglades. you can search, but there will be no party. the best part, it’s nature so everyone is innocent. go earth.
great question do two women own the same handbag
not on the same day.
great question if i caught a ‘big fish’, would i throw in a kid to make it fair
i would because i am not selfish.
great question if it was prosthesis night at the hockey gallaria and guy gets a hat trick, what do you do
tough. i think you throw your kid. they’ll find their way back as sure as you will get home
great question if you fly your own plane, how soon do you have to tell someone you flew your plane
before the gee a teen gets turned on. want to get ahead on that.
great question should i bring a leesh so people can pet my loneliness
how could they pet it: what do you think we’re doing.
great question do nuclear plants have a deep fryer
be a helluva a fry. plus, i bet it will warm your belly
great question would i squat on a property brothers house
pond.
great question are we lucky jebus didn’t come down on 9/11
that’s a no brainer. what do you do? put jebus in the green room. give him the megaphone? maybe he could sing for us and we could go to panera and bring back some bread to be muliplied with the force of a thousand skies.
great question does loving a planet equal love
show me billy oak tree and constance fescue face.
great question do good people’s taxes only go to good people’s things.
yep. good people deserve clean money and bad people can fuck off. oh, i said that. i meant they can fuck off. oh dear, i’m efffing crazy tonight.
great question why haven’t we won all the wars all the time
i don’t know. i don’t. what the fuck? how did that happen? is it possible that war is a thought with no end but for a victory to no peace.
great question what is the best natural park
say you, say me, say it together, cemetary
great question if you homeschool do you need cats
best part is you save the container and refill that litter at a price make you smile all the way too your wallet. good fur you.
great question if your boss farts when you are sharing a elevator, a real gorgeous paint thinner, and someone walks in and asks who farted, what do you say
i should have fixed the grips on the club
great question does the double deuce allow leggings
if it’s okay with the stranger, okay with me
great question what is a nice smell for a coma
tough. anything but death
great question. in the end do we learn what we need to know
right back at ya. i think we do. we get what we want and in that is the culmination of our knowledge.
great question should you be able to trade a kid for a dog
two kids. you don’t know if one of them is bad…..no, not mean. obvioulsy they want your kid more than you do.
great question can you keep the newborn in a yeti
it would be rude not to. and at that picnic by the short with the crowd over the coooing, you’ll know they are paying for the viewing so’z its all good. like a naming party in a wealthy neighborhood
great question do the poor have bad manners
yes. it’s always the possible when the financial is doable
great question can you spoon with a coma
don’t. it’s what you need caused you’ve defined what you don’t get.
great question do they have a shot clock in porn
it’s coming.
great question is it wrong to start over on a new planet
that’s money. so money. you learn. all you can ever do. designs, and those florocarbons are not the devil in our mind cuz we will have left them behind.
great question would it be wrong to bring a cage while babysitting
I think you start cage, then, then if they don’t bite, just shackles. we love how we love
great question would i yell as a coach
if i am out of bullets. what other profession to you get to let loose? it’s sports. no, it’s narcisstic anthem.
great question can you help someone
yes. by not trying to help someone
great question if a woman is taller than her man does he have to do all the cleaning
yes. shorter people work harder.
Great question are people better behaved at expensive stores
when they let me in i’ll be sure to tell you
great question can i trade a large baby for two small babies and a baby to be named later
not like we don’t choose our adoptees. no worse than doctor death and their cabinets of mayhem.
great question do i feel sympathy because my dad could not say what he wanted
i don’t know. i don’t know if it is a trap or a relief. like grey’s anatomy.
great question am i close to death
hope is starting to look small in the face of it. you think the end but you only think so far.
great question should a person carry after dukey cologne
be nice. person walks in elevator, has that after duke smell, you have a window to ask how many flushes. then we solve the planet when we close the difference on each other. fist bump.
great question should coors sell milk
banquet milk. have it your way
great question how long have i been on a diet
1997. i should be pretty good by now. thanks. support helps. veteran dieter. feels good
great question would i allow the family to reform upon my success
i don’t know. none of us has as much time left as we have lived so there is no reward trying to fight back into each other’s life. i think everything is pretty much settled.
great question when do you give it your all
when you cough at doctor rosens room.
great question does the kurt warner story matter because of the money involved
all great stories revolve around money. oh how we chase the escalator
great question what would america have been without the grateful dead
employed.
great question how many things can have strawberry cheescake in it
everything but sheetrock. good reason. you don’t know. go over to date’s house. start eating the walls. that can’t be good.
great question could leggins have stopped the tank in tia ena min square
the big thing is to get all women to wear em and then, then yoga has to be taken serious.
great question what is there left to puncture in the beer sphere
i don’t know. beer fountain would be good. beer to wash your hands at target. not bad. you know damn well they will be cleaned, probably some teeth marks.
great question if foodtv made toilet paper would i buy some
i have doubts for those who live behind a screen. how do you feed em? do you leave a little pile so when the people are not around they can get at it? so tough.
great question if robocop went to the augusta would he have to register himself as a iron
billy robocop
great question am i sad
hopeless
great question should you be able to bet a kid on a game
i know. i know. but, think of it this way. you get good odds. start the night wit one kid. come home wit ten.
great question what’s the worst thing you can say to someone at the worst time
it hurts me worse than it hurts you
great question do they have shake n bake for cannibals
you don’t know. plus, culling is not an answer but it may be a solution. worst case scenario the numbers go down at halloween. You get more chocolate, and, that sixer has its eyes all over you.
great question is it okay to not have faith in anyone
yes. i have faith we will pay the rich in babies. i have faith they will feed them with sourgum. and i have faith they will have muzzles.
great question would i let someone sponsor my head
i know. pretty smart.
great question do i smell better when i am happy
smell is relative. yes.
great question do yoga teachers feel they are big kitties.
watch the claws. wild and fresh from fervent nature.
great question if you hop over to the other gender, do your farts smell the same
man would have a more astute fart. on the opposite side a women would have a demurring fart. thus says the lord.
great question would i like a motorcade so i can tell people i got wordle in one try and thus, am ready for my ascent into the atmosphere to meet hope and love.
great question if the world is saved does everyone become american
i think so. save a planet, goes the spoiles.
great question is the fight to save the earth of ours just a cover for humping
yep. we don’t turn the faucet off, we just shift the blame. it’s wrong to not have kids. no, its wrong to have them with you. the world needs kids. and the only gift you’ve gotten is manufacturing of a carnivore. theoretically, not bad. but in this sport of our time and our people, we must own the fear to find the clear.
heh, heh, heh
great question is it conformity to put paper in the wall
i think all acts separate from giving love are meaningless in truth. we create noise in the appearance of belief but that belief is as weak as yesterday and as important as tomorrow.
great question am i the luckiest person
when i look i am, when i cry i am not.
great question is confidence cheap
thin. unlike me. i am a trained sleuth of product too good to be true.
great question are we courageous when we are pretty
when we look into the glass duplicator and see that reflection, we own up to our perfection.
great question is it true, the more money you have, the less clothes you wear
it’s true. i am garment strong.
great question do black people do more for memory of the dead, than anyone else
jews. Russians. to connect for relevance, to forget for comfort.
great question can a short person wear a stetson hat
you wonder. you do. it wouldn’t be the first item of non use. women can’t step on a scale, men can’t be sorry, so it is a go around type of sacrifice.
great question can mgmt only understand mgmt
regrettably, yes. what is better, jebus doesn’t care when you are being mgmt, and starts back when you are being you. i am bitter. cause i think i could a job i won’t better than those that will.
great question why is my cat’s breathing relaxing
it’s trusting. that feels good
great question would transformers get their own bathroom
i don’t want to be on the receiving end of the conversation when they are told they can’t.
great question if i die, would i like it they made head cheese out of me
Put a cheese plate on my body. some nice fancy toothpicks. cheese squares. class
great question if i was on discovery, would i not lose one to a shark to make the viewers happy
i think we are at that looking glass. tough call. eventually sharks won’t come around during sweeps.
great question if my stomach was dough would i bake it
i would toss it high. flour. no corn meal. be a nice way to make a little dough
great question is attempting suicide the same as giving up
yes. less we confuse bravery with taking off our mortal shoes
great question who is suppose to say goodbye first
need i say it. come on. you know. fist bump that.
great question when did women realize women realize they had it so bad
when they met another woman.
great question do i feel bad for all the times my dad felt bad
i try and think of my problems and reasons to be upset, but it is hard to think of him being sad or people treating him bad. part of me wants to avenge for him. dangerous to feel bad for people with false teeth.
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great question should home depot have a para military aisle
more doing. take over sam’s club. move on target. secure the ridge. pee in the radiator. “go home depot wolverines!”
great question is it too much to comprehend that more often i act like my brother.
it is an odd cuff.
great question does believing make you less lonely
innocent of lonely.
great question if the country slept better, would we recognize ourself in the new days light
it would be historic. take a lot of teddy bears
great question why don’t nike make high heels
They don’t make cowboy boots….har, har, har.
great question do you have to eat to celebrate death
what else are you going to do in church? unless they give you ribs to show they do like to fib
great question could MADD fist bump DAR
AIDS never took off. member the disease formerly known as aids
great question do i think special needs kids get more love than i did
yes. when you see strength you feel love.
great question do most chefs look like their food
look at swedish chef. we morph well we do
great qeustion is it true women die more moist than men
i know. you seem them going bottom’s up on lotion, you would have to think they are moist. can’t take moisture with you.
great question what is the rest of the space for in the copier
ass
great question if you had multiple homes how many remotes would you have
be whole lot cooler to travel with one. little holster. maybe camoflodge. bra. be the envy.
great question if you sell the cover of another persons hard damn effort, are you a preacher
hard to argue with that. unless you bark your homily.
great question can you noodle a ballerina
i do think it would make for a subpar noodle. plus, all those tab cans.
great question which ocean has the most calories
billy. just fucking with ya. one on the left. how would i know? most affordable one.
great question am i surprised they have not turned anything out after organic
i am. maybe power organic. killer organic. or compost friendly organic. or tough shit organic. greed is lonely touring the country’s gardens.
great question do they think we are going to return the earth brand new
that appears the course we are headed for. apparently a refurbished earth can fend off the finest meteor. or a irksome group of drillers.
great question is fire better indoors or outdoors
can pitch woo directly from fire. you’re hot so you don’t have to take a barre class.
great question is boarding school the same as abortion
for eighteen years.
great question why do we believe in facts
less faith is the hope we can’t afford
great question if you don’t see a good marriage can you have one
it has to happen, just a lot more intricate than you would like.
great question does a suicide attempt make everyone else a counselor
bug light. yeah, tennis racket one.
great question how do you believe your shit
great question would i light a coma on fire
probably not, but probably anyway
great question are we guilty of life by association
we are all innocence. we are all guilty.
great question would i be ia at cinnabon
evidence would go missing. the truth would not
great question could jebus have been part of the mile high club if he had relations in his ascent
no. without a witness its just a lonely christmas.
great question what dog has a nose pierced
we treat animals better than humans. if it is a start, let it be so.
great question what happens when they run out of surface to tat
you get fatter.
great question are midwest women less feminist than the coastal women
yes, they have a life. that’s why. they are not as educated. you can’t learn it all. you just can’t.
great question if you are a stage actor can we understand the depth of you
six feet
great question when i drink in my dreams is that as good as doing awake
nothing fun about that. it’s like dreaming the earth is healthy and waking to the calamity of our courage.
great question does it count if you are terminal and go to someone’s funeral
funerals don’t have a double header.
great question why do people need to know what you have gone through
they want isatoner’s for the holidays.
great question greatest thing you can do to a kid
not have em. all right! sonsabitches.
great question isn’t it great you are never more than one mile from a muffin
six degrees of poppyseed.
great question if we circumcized a pig would that make it kosher
my book, yes.
great question would wonder woman host a book club
be redundant, but most book clubs are
great question do you include a fat person in a storm shelter
no virginia. i understand. we might eat you. true, make blood sausage…..fuck you…..funny
great question is it inherent as you age to divorce love and giving in the name of fear
i think so. people wonder why they are alone when their trail has had a short tail.
great question if we get rid of poneytails on men, will bike lanes disappear
napalm should do it. in the morning.
great question what do you tell kids at graduation
it’s not about you. it’s about me goddamnit. and, and, hook-em horns.
great question do we presume transformers are the item for the transforming population
i reason that.
great question should women brand themselves for the day when man is not needed to confirm the seedling.
keep the ring, singe the thighs
great question what deodorant do you use for the new born
i was thinking a nice brine. you don’t know, you don’t. and that egg won’t smoke itself
great question what can’t a head nod concur to
alimony
as time finds me, there will be further thee for we. until we perform i bid you all a thank you.