Holy cross

Great question where is global planet swag

housed by men. Top. Men.

Great question is it the paddle that makes a pickle ball player

it’s being smugletes…..smug a clock news at the msnerrrr. ruff!!

Great question. Could you use steak ems as a wig

hell yeah. Get aged provolone. Maybe peppers and onions to feed the birds toppins. i like bread crumbs. maybe cha-baaaaaata. at your leisure.

Great question should we chalk up tay curing cancer

eras tu, eras tu, eras tu

great question if your leader is a smurf, would you know you are in a cult

they brainwash you. a little generous are we. so many people. and that, is why the zombies won’t eat tonight

Great question if i died in a hospital would i get a chalk outline

maybe a wiped behind and a thunderous bill. thunderous.

Great question is death better business than baby

unless its P.P. than its a two-fur

Great question what happens if another country does better at global getting it on

It’ll be a hard day’s hoping. if you aint the number one earth saver, you’re just the first loser.

Great question is the difference: bike lanes are ten points, walking five points, and together twenty points

If the bike in question is going away from you, add five. what if it is a tandem? two wheels. five points.

great question if you have no friends, can you have no enemies

cept coma. coma, where art thou? are you snug, do you have a bug? coma, do you cry in your dry, do you lie in silence? coma, i took your socks.

Great question is it true, the person who calls another person a racist, is free from being a racist

that is school yard justice 101

great question if time takes time, why does ABC evening news take so much of it

You have to turn it around. what would they be doing if they were not on abc evening news? Interns at the d triple C. Thank god for the eh bee see

Great question isn’t the cause of global warming loneliness. and if loneliness is the problem, why do the connected mock the plight of disconnected

we have to open the hearts before we can open the minds

Great question are we saying, if, if vegans had a time machine and went back to the dinasaur age, saw Indiana Jones had taken one down and was grilling a steak, they wouldn’t nibble

Yep. damn right taste dinasaur. taste like chicken. just like the bible

Great question why do liberals think disrespect is free

cause they like round-a-bouts. round-a-bout you all day long

Great question. If you fart at the state fair, is it a fart

technically no since no one there earns enough money to be offended.

great question was jebus onboarding

nailed it

Great question why do we attempt to quantify pain

to believe you have it worse. moo-hoo-hahaha!

Great question if you do the gender portal, should you be able to vote twice

yes. no. one sticker.

Great question. if you go out of your way at the clinic, just damn near perfect, honor in numbers and numbers don’t lie. if you reach for the fiteen abortion that day, do you feel pretty damn good.

some days you wonder why you and the hero look the same.

Great question do you use sunblock on a turkey

i think you do. never be too careful. it gets cancer and the stuffing is fucked. thanksgiving rides on the stuffing. just like me. Yep. Lot of sage. Heh,heh,heh

Great question does canada give better scratchies

yep. they have the time. Unless Jewish. you have good northern pike but you need hate. and for what, for what. less there be truth in your hearts you would be honored in your souls.

Great question are we scared of losing the feelings we will never feel

someday. well sugar pie, someday is not part of the week. just part of the weak.

Great question what if the planet is durable like a good planet is

no! we have all the facts. less you share them. No! our facts. get your own facts. jerks.

Great question would i like to know how old my fat is

i would like to know if i’m marbled. maybe i’m prime. could be subprime.

Great question how scared am i right now

Hurting myself is on the table. no harm in leaving. Trying is an offer to lives for the better. Sometimes are hopes get cloudy. Not easy being in storms. In the end we all go. it is okay to die less we suffer for fools paradise. what bout those left behind? no one has been brave enough to be innocent.

Great question. does vanity fair wink at me sometimes

your righteous but yet you love fragrance ads. where is the moral consistency when you schlep nasal intimacy?

Great question do i miss what i hoped my dad would be

I think we all feel that.

Great question do people go to colorado to fart

travels farther in the thin air; just like your screams of despair. we have cans. well we have spam. we are cultured. your souls are sutured. we have nature. good luck with that.

Great question should they add some lavendar to our missiles

i’d make missile cologne. why not. maybe some rubs off on sodiers. beauty eh

Great question can you be poor and be in a truck commercial

why do you think they are in the goddamn commercial. we’re going downfield, read those signs. yes. soon we will all be in a truck commercial and then we can know peace. crab walk that BITCHES.

Great question will we know the exact person who saves the earth

bobby mcgee

Great question Starbucks in the crapper

i can’t see why not. duke. espresso. thank you.

Great question. is religion better with live music

anything to numb the noggin. jebus did not take the bass line for a walk.

Great question are we good enough to die together

i think if we dwell on that, maybe we are good enough to live together. remember: we all have the love, we just don’t have the handle most of the time

Great question. is not having a memory the secret to love

choking the past. lies fast. smell small. bills bought. and fights not. there is no secret when it is the longest running card game in the history of mankind.

Great question should therapists be continuosly pouring scotch

Proven. you are smarter when you pour hard liquor. except if your poor. than you can’t afford hard liquor. no you can’t. sorry it hurts. that’s how you know it is working

Great question if you attempt suicide but don’t die, do you get credit as an attempt

i certainly hope not. the number becomes the crutch and the crutch bears your future as the darkest time is the most verbal effort. alas, don’t talk til you find the sweetner for your dark roast.

Great question could we have a casual prison for the relatedly unwanted

florida. how are ya? not bad here. good luck with that bridge you call identity.

great question

great question which astranaut is the plumber

That is one small step for a but crack

Great question are men meaner than women

women live longer, that’s pretty damn mean. we take care of our bodies. all we wanted was your mind in our heart. what you want and what you get are not the same thing in the real world. allegedly.

great question do we have a definition of racism

opportunity

great question if you scratch a coma’s ear does their leg twitch

cutest darn thing

great question should native americans tie in with bikers

nice two fer. entitled and fit. oooph. who needs a candy jar after that snack

great question are yoga teachers caddies of the soul

don’t they know it. we are one. one that’s full of it…..har, har, har

great question is there anything sadder than a parent with nothing left to give

Love is sad. the floor of humility

great question if you carry your yoga mat with you is that like me carrying a knapkin

one out of the two be clean. har har har

great question where is thy enemy for women

expectations

great question are swimmers marinated

Courtesy of Mr Freely no less.

great question the exact opposite of planned parenthood

farming

great question if we can’t imagine what it is like for you, why bark when we don’t even try

that’s not the point. if you cared you would try. no one wins when you pour the whine..

……no……you have to care so we can believe what we do matters…..no one loves you. no one cares. and no one wants to hear you. less the confusion. and how are the kids, super, always knew chess wasn’t not a bore board

great question is tv watching hereditary

hard to fight it. goddamn couches are pollinators.

great question what do you eat after your patient dies

crow…..i know. i think you would what Louis tells you to eat.

great question would they have a orphanage for smart kids

boarding school.

great question what is the over under on toaster strudel

there is no toaster strudel. Only drool

great question if i stood in napa valley, would i be a good year

depends where the cork is

great question is the military the same as porn

yes. nobody watches but everybody uses. shiiiiiit.

great question why do we pay to watch people who have energy

so we have the bastards in our sight.

great question if you are in a coma and the do good urrrrrrrs save the earth come all they are,

you wake up. are you allowed to take credit

no. the earth is a zero sum game. sport.

great question is tay’s greatest feature that she cannot be criticized.

seemingly.

great question should they raise the rate for abortions

Smokers pay. not the same. smoking kills. no. smoking fluffs the fluffies of legal diatribes. and the worst part, there is no flavor in abortion. menthol to beat all

great question if we used the fear we have to love each other would we stay a little longer

at the least the choice would be a bit more difficult. you would hope. maybe not. just saying we die with more love in us than we know. and for what, some drug that falsify studies. sombitch. sabitch. samich.

great question did bike lanes cause waco

it’s a reach just like corraling our streets

great question would it be cheaper to buy a baby at a gas station than a 20oz soda

you don’t need a baby. you are parched. and that fresh cool will help you read that map. and how nice, you can recycle too. oh the victories in front of me and you.

great question who are those cookies for in the pet store

why, why do you tempt us when no dog gives a bark but you want me to eat them. you need me to eat them on that wall.

great question should there be ballet during lent

no. no. pretty firm. like the ballet. even homage deserves penetence….no matter who passes, we need not see those olive asses aboard wood that does not give a ship. anybody that fit should catch balls.

great question should you be happy to have cancer

not bad. millions on your side. people feeling you up. drugs galore. let f-bombs fly. eat like a sewer. all i got is me. goddamnit.

great question less poor people, would we not know where to send our money

earth. just dig a hole and put in a sweaty wod of money.

great question when did word of god need a soundtrack

when people would pay for it

great question do peleton’s come with humor

that would make sense. damn right. communal thunder wedgie is a joke of no cure.

great question what number will iphone stop at

number, where we are going we don’t need numbers………fishy fishy wanna bite. i expect to be a iphone soon. touch my screen. how you doin.

great question should pratt whitney make nuckers

if you are in the defense industry, don’t you want to get in the offense industry? damn right. probably toxic, but the pride of being an american overwhelms the danger of buying foreign.

great question is life what we see or don’t see

tough. does it matter? no. can we do anything about it? no. what’s the point? no point. maybe put it on a bar knapkin.

great question do you shake the hand of someone who goes off the grid

no. run. run more. run til you can see that sedan of serenity. i do find it odd to celebrate not having tp.

great question when you feel bad does it feel good

damn yes. a little food poison on your person. pain of no mercy. dream of time of courtesy. and you know at somepoint the gift of relief will come and the night will tuck you in on a glorious day.

great question would jebus wear the nails around his neck

that would imply personality. don’t see it. you tell me where and i will tell you no.

great question where does the hate come from

education

great question is pregnancy a nine month cure for silence

yep. can’t help it. got life in me. so does tequila and that goes okay.

great question is honesty based on the degree’s of lying that is capable

there is no truth, only droool. see. zuul. the best liars are the biggest winners……heh,heh,heh……you are not so bad….fist bump that.

great question it’s tree in the afternoon. long day deer hunting. no deer. partner smells great. their gun is not in reach. you have your fingerprints all over yours. whaddya do

don’t think the world would mind. after all, if it was a tornado it would be okay. shiiiit.

great question if you talk about jebus does that make you understand love

seemingly. makes you think you understand. who does understand: whoever gives it the most

Great question can you live longer making fun of people

live better

great question how close are we to knowing everything we need to know

death.

great question is it too easy to be fat

too to easy to like being fat

great question is defiance patriotic

just greed.

Great question does other people’s sadness affect more than it affects them

unless in church. everybody sad. true. back broken. wallet lightened. and bad breath tornado’s your nose.

great question when do we realize we don’t have to do what we can

prison.

great question is a ovulating women impossible to put into prison’

but the kids needs mom. unless mrs lovejoy wears tweed i don’t think it will matter

great question can you tan underneath a retaurant’s heat lamp

you can, but then you end up becoming delicious. it looks good on you……yeah, you think that. when skin is made one color you kind of gotta live with it. just like your small talk.

great question if you mount a deer head, what message does that say to the spouse

hun, you can forget the make-up, go grow some antlers……..please,………your mom could to……….no not your sister, she has horns.

great question where on a person does spit lay

tough. very rude. when wit fails you leave a little spat to spite the shit.

great question what excuse will work all the time

i’m from canada. what if you are in canada? i’m from canada.

great question does it make me feel better that toilet paper is more important than the ny times

i don’t have to read the charmin. all natural. the charmin too.

great question could nanners teach pound

if not who i just don’t want to know. the intensity. the form. the truth.

great question do we all wonder why people don’t know us

no! average person is compatible with -.05%. that’s a start. odor. attitude. bike lane. it all adds up. we’re only meant for tops, tops, three people. two of whom are real.

great question did han after defrosting, have the most epic pee ever

when moses tried to put out the burning bush

great question do cannibals have bad breath

to die for…….youch. you are right. killer breath….oooph, feeling the intensity, but i like it.

great question is the morning yawhn better than the evening yawhn

evening. day is behind you. some accomplishment. relaxing. plus, you probably farted on the dog and that feels good.

great question have the rules changed for asking a woman if she is pregnant

nope. at the wake, you can ask. once.

great question is it the same as asking a man if he is fat

man will never go sore with a little attention. worked for jebus. he was sore in the morning. i do think he had paranormal dentistry.what would that look like? free x-rays, better swag. you’ve just made junior’s college tuition and all you give me is toothpaste for choppers. where is the horse sense in you to leave me wanting to come back for more? thank you very little.

great question if you can convince someone they are not responsible for their life, is there nothing else they will believe

measure beliefs by the sound. feel you. oh how we are littered with ear nasty likes. us, we just know and don’t need to be puttin on no verbal show. f.b. that.

great question do you bury the gum with the gum chewer

a unused wood chipper is a unhappy wood chipper. yep. sadness is given if not earned.

great question would msnbc bong their farts

i would not put it past them. oh, that is harsh. poor bonger, poor, poor bonger.

great question could you say that, if, if there was a bike lane, jfk would be alive

never say never, except for bike lanes. we have a right. sure. and we have a target. when the arrogance is sifted we can begin to talk about whose gifted.

great question why are tv food people happy

they know at the end they will retreat to the caves and gnaw at the dead bats, broken crows and think about eating their little toes….moo-hoo-hahahahaha

great question if hall is suing oates can honey bunches testify

not a proud day in the honey bunches world. court is the demon of humanity.

great question should wonder bread own a duck farm

yes. cuts out the middle man, or is it the freshman. first year my ass. febreeze it okay. first year. to what are you solving by fearing bonded harmonic emotions.

great question should shorter people get smaller utensils 

You don’t want that awkward moment.  Then again, you do.

great question do i wonder how my pop got to spend his life not telling the truth

i did until i realized if you limit your chances, the odds are in your favor.

great question person commits suicide, what are you suppose to think

life is but an experiment. respect they didn’t kill you first and make no doubt about it, they thought the thought thoughtfully.

great question if you sled dog, is that 8 land mine factories you cleaning up

thought so. god damn north pole could blow at any minute

great question is it spooky that i see my brothers face when i look at mine

and the voice. and the isms. and it all is a tough truth that out there is a part of me

great question through it all, do i miss my dad?

i want to know that i could if i need to

great question do talkers eat the crackers set out when you sit down at a restaurant that gets a yearly fresh cake

yes they would. some would use butter. others just dive in for all their worth. one for the ages are you.

great question where will they bury the body of the first person to give tay a bad review

arrowhead.

great question do women realize men gave them purpose

no. and they probably never will. you can love the answers but how soon you forget who drove you there.

great question could celine dion fit into a cone

waffle cone. why not a waffle? i ate it.

great question would yoga teachers make good bookmarks

yes they would. never hear a cuss word from the stretchers. nope. pius. purpose. practice. perfect.

great question what is the difference between a retreat and using the all gender bathroom

no plunger in the all gender. i look. why? sometimes, the truth hurts

great question should red lobster have mammograms

yes. tuesday. why? no one else would. be great. think like you would if you thought like you could

great question do people with higher education talk more

from both ends. yep. can’t tell. sophisticatedly truncated.

Great question if, if you work at sea world, with a prosthetic arm, and the whale bites the arm off, but, before you go to bed that night you put a new arm on, can you say the whale bit your arm off

no camper, you’ve had the extra arm all along.

great question do vegans shower in the summer

hard to shower in a tent

great question do we drink more cow than we eat chicken

tough. good little birdy. i will offer since there is a turducken, there is more chicken in the gut then milk in the stomach

great question would i name a star after lebowski

there is no make believe. dreams show us the truth. we look for the feel in all tools come way….yes

great question can we have a time share with a kid

yes. we can do that. afford childcare, which is no small thing. cut down on diapers and you still have that precious me time. atta you.

great question is marriage the relationship you need to have other relationships

nothing wrong with that. yes, odd length to go to have bartender on speed dial. pilates person. massooooooooooose. gun range intern. lunch mechanic. but, hey, would not be possible without the one.

great question should the poor be allowed to save the earth

no! bad poor. bad, bad, poor. only the well off people can. jerkfaces.

great question what is the most dangerous thing to man

youth

great question after two years will leggings be able to stand on their own

the conversations don’t

great question does it count as much if a muskie eats your kid not a shark

of course it does. you hope to get that big time moment….oooph, cut open the gut and find ralphy and a whiskey plate.

great question can a black person de-racism anything

i would say yes. would they need a stick with water? what good does that do? blesses. good fur you. don’t stop dreaming about tomorrow.

great question who is the safest person to a woman

the butterball inside the concert hall

great question if you date a model can you only walk fifty feet

true. but, you don’t get lost

great question do you dust a bomb

not a buh.

great question if you are part of the cult, who replaces the tp

it doesn’t matter cuz it is a cult. well, if you begin to think in the crapper, maybe you think twice to be listening to smurf. you were not there. seems like you were not either.

great question if you go to a show on broadway, is that the peak of your urinal life

peeing in space has to rank pretty high.

great question do we have enough time to love anymore

how you doin

great question do the sick get poor

yep…the day will come when health will be a lottery. it already is you blowhard. seemingly you twitless twot. i a, good with my money you suck ass. well, you know my name rooty toot dush. how dare you? no, how dare you mr president.

great question do you feel bad for that first thought after a tragedy

it’s the first thought you say that needs a chaparone

great question which animal would you like to eat your kid

the sun. be a helluva cocktail story. jimmy, lost em. darn sun comes at you and you know it going in, but you think maybe, maybe. now we need another baby. helluva sunset.

great question can i hold my dad guilty of his life

its a candy talk. don’t matter.

great question how do you know you did not get a lobotomy

you don’t. you just don’t. check twice the lava lamp.

great question would jebus walk on a spill of clearly canadien

clearly canadien is a canadien you clearly want to steer from. you go on now jebus, play with the other dreams

great question what am i trying to understand

where hope is to come from

great question why do old people like canned goods

they don’t move. can feed the dog. can put the cheaters in it. old pens. teeth. church bulletin.

great question what role does farting play in a divorce

people say it’s not the fart. that stinks……ahhhhhh, tell ya, sometimes i like us.

great question what is the endline for global repair

when one side has all the other side’s money

great question are muffins happier because they are born in the morning

so are our constitutions. bah da bing, bah da zoom.

great question are short women happier because they have less leg to shave

they won’t tell you that. toying with you. you see that grin and you know its the smooth shins.

great question would it be okay if i was brined

around holiday time, not that bad. one bite at a time. chew your food. boney. i might still be dry. if it hurts its cause you care. and if you care, you have a friend in me

great question would i like to smell like cinnamon for the rest of my life

nothing better than being a cinnabon. ooooph. the thing. warm but free. like leggings in the wash machine.

great question if one vegan caught another vegan eating meat, would that vegan have to go to vegan anonymous

or join a book club. there is no difference only drool.

great question if brocoli was a tree, would i steam its trunk

I want to tell you no but i can’t cause this a show

great question why do butchers look like someone you don’t want to touch your meat

see how they like being in showcase showdown. harrrrrrrrrrrrumph!

great question is cancer the premier disease

no. negativity. you are never alone and never close to anything, anyone, anytime. on the plus side, california is a blue state.

great question did women invent breast implants

nope. your welcome. you can make a down payment on that thank you.

Great question how many parents are at the beach trying to get junior a little closer to that moving triangle

you want to deny, but it happens all the time

great question should ice fishing be an olympic sport

if women ice fished. we have yoga. and we have farts. we have yoga. i guess we’re not that fart apart.

great question should they have hospice on cruise ships

and they don’t. i was just thinkin it out there. makes sense. we do function witout them.

great question is it too much to see a parent not being able to spend more at the state fair

when the love is greater then the means to show it there is grace.

great question if you have a couple of truths in your life is that all you need

i think so. when you can lean against certainty the rest walks away.

great question should there be make-up for steaks

telling me ketchup isn’t make up. come on. think twice what you do is what you doing.

great question how smug are teachers

the good ones are cause they have the most important job. when baby sitting overtakes carrying the launch codes we can revisit that shay gnar eee ohhhh

great question do they have a seal team six for vegans

not funny. neither is the enemy seeing us get hung up on dietary identity.

great question is maggie the great doomed by the weight of her preciousness

trying to appease those in the muck is just what they don’t need to hear. tell them it’s all their fault and when they look to see who cares then can join charles looking to find himself staring at the abyss cause nixon took us off the gold standard. don’t mention Putney Drug.

great question little weird is it that gas stations have high quality fritters

can’t clean the john but the fritter is out of this world. That is america. fritters come before the urine goes

great question what was woman’s first thought

huh, not jewish.

great question is it odd and upsetting how easy it would be to kill somebody today

saying if you think about it, very easy. my point: we like each other a whole lot more than we let on.

great question do we listen to little kids to get them to shut up, or, to satisfy what we never were

I think you know where i stand.

great question difference between depression and misery

depression is the road to misery.

great question would it be wrong to get uber eats to a viewing

i think it would be okay. no fries, they go bad. you could try and feed the dead. hence sporting events.

great question number one sport in america

hard to argue with abortion. you get the workout and the kill. that’s a day to me.

great question what can’t you get by saying your terminal

originality

great question would it be wrong to bring a doctor to a doctor’s appointment

no. my how the tables have turned…..har har har.

great question does fuck have more energy than caffeine

damn right

great question best place to lose your kid

everglades. you can search, but there will be no party. the best part, it’s nature so everyone is innocent. go earth.

great question do two women own the same handbag

not on the same day.

great question if i caught a ‘big fish’, would i throw in a kid to make it fair

i would because i am not selfish.

great question if it was prosthesis night at the hockey gallaria and guy gets a hat trick, what do you do

tough. i think you throw your kid. they’ll find their way back as sure as you will get home

great question if you fly your own plane, how soon do you have to tell someone you flew your plane

before the gee a teen gets turned on. want to get ahead on that.

great question should i bring a leesh so people can pet my loneliness

what do you think we’re doing. can’t deny be nice for someone to hear my lies in person.

great question do nuclear plants have a deep fryer

be a helluva a fry. almost worth going to kentucky

great question would i squat on a property brothers house

pond.

great question are we lucky jebus didn’t come down on 9/11

that’s a no brainer. what do you do? Jebus, we’re a little busy. little late to the game aren’t you whisker willy

great question does loving a planet equal love

love to shower them with backward affection.

great question do good people’s taxes only go to good people’s things.

yep. good people deserve clean money and bad people can fuck off. for we hold the sword of judgement high to keep the fence tall and the warmth small.

great question why haven’t we won all the wars all the time

i don’t know. i don’t. what the fuck? how did that happen? is it possible that war is a thought with no end but for a victory to no peace.

great question what is the best natural park

say you, say me, say it together, cemetary

great question if religion is about the past, how are we to understand the future

study the law cause the law is the religion of the future

great question if your boss farts when you are sharing a elevator, a real gorgeous paint thinner, and someone walks in and asks who farted, what do you say

i should have fixed the grips on the club

great question does the double deuce allow leggings

if it’s okay with the stranger, okay with me

great question what is a nice smell for a coma

Petculi. works for the dead

great question. in the end do we learn what we need to know

right back at ya. i think we do. we get what we want and in that is the culmination of our knowledge.

great question should you be able to trade a kid for a dog

two kids. you don’t know if one of them is bad…..no, not mean. obvioulsy they want your kid more than you do.

great question can you keep the newborn in a yeti

it would be rude not to. and bidness is nothing but seeing bidness where you never saw it before

great question do the poor have bad manners

yes. fact. not a myth. you can tell by not seeing. don’t mean their worse people just people worse to people.

great question can you spoon with a coma

don’t. it’s what you need caused you’ve defined what you don’t get.

great question do they have a shot clock in porn

it’s coming.

great question is it wrong to start over on a new planet

if ever there was a geographic. if ever.

great question would it be wrong to bring a cage while babysitting

I think you start cage, then, then if they don’t bite, just shackles. we love how we love

great question would i yell as a coach

i fart in the huddle. seems like a no brainer. aboooot the same ting.

great question can you help someone

yes. by not trying to help someone

great question if a woman is taller than her man does he have to do all the cleaning

yes. shorter people work harder.

Great question are people better behaved at expensive stores

when they let me in i’ll be sure to tell you

great question can i trade a large baby for two small babies and a baby to be named later

not like we don’t choose our adoptees. that’s different. no god damnit, its the same. you don’t adopt the runt only to have to find the capacity you never want to admit you don’t have.

great question do i need sympathy because my dad could not say what he wanted

i don’t know. we all play twenty questions. to what end there is no end.

great question am i close to death

hope is starting to look small in the face of it.

great question should a person carry after dukey cologne

be nice. person walks in elevator, has that after duke smell, you have a window to ask how many flushes. then we solve the planet. go earth.

great question should coors sell milk

banquet milk. have it your way

great question how long have i been on a diet

1997. i should be pretty good by now. thanks. support helps. veteran dieter. feels good

great question would i allow the family to reform upon my success

i don’t know. i think everything is pretty much settled. if i had money i think there would be a greater chance for peace.

great question when do you give it your all

when you cough at doctor rosens room.

great question does the kurt warner story matter because of the money involved

all great stories revolve around money. cept porn.

great question what would america have been without the grateful dead

employed.

great question how many things can have strawberry cheescake in it

everything but sheetrock. good reason. you don’t know. go over to date’s house. start eating the walls. that can’t be good.

great question could leggins have stopped the tank in tia ena min square

an odd place to start a lontg conversation

great question is it not true we only want to live, maybe, ten days a year

I think that is fair. may this be in your top ten.

great question if foodtv made toilet paper would i buy some

Of course. clean people know good shit. you hope they have the back end as good as the front end.

great question if robocop went to the augusta would he have to register himself as a iron

billy robocop….some movies are the link between space forgotten

great question am i sad

hopeless

great question should you be able to bet a kid on a game

i know. i know. but, think of it this way. you get good odds. start the night wit one kid. come home wit ten.

great question what’s the worst thing you can say to someone at the worst time

it hurts me worse than it hurts you

great question do they have shake n bake for cannibals

you don’t know. gotta find new markets for meat lovers stu.

great question something wrong bout drafting someone

to me, might seem odd that you get to be property and you like it.

great question would i let someone sponsor my head

i know. pretty smart. words from nike head stadium. sounds odd, but so is turf

great question do i smell better when i am happy

let’s find out together.

great question do yoga teachers feel they are big kitties.

that purrrrrrr you hear as dog is near……har har har.

great question if you hop over to the other gender, do your farts smell the same

man would have a more astute fart. on the opposite side a women would have a demurring fart. thus says the lord.

great question would i like a motorcade

i would until they all become electric and then i would worry that life has fallen apart

great question if the world is saved does everyone become american

i think so. save a planet, goes the spoiles.

great question is the fight to save the earth of ours just a cover for humping

yep. we don’t turn the faucet off, we just shift the blame. it’s wrong to not have kids. no, its wrong to have them with you. the world needs kids. and the only gift you’ve gotten is manufacturing of a carnivore. theoretically, not bad. but in this sport of our time and our people, we must own the fear to find the clear.

heh, heh, heh

great question is it conformity to put paper in the wall

i think all acts separate from giving love are meaningless in truth. we create noise in the appearance of belief but that belief is as weak as yesterday and as important as tomorrow.

great question am i the luckiest person

when i look i am, when i cry i am not.

great question is confidence cheap

thin. unlike me. i am a trained sleuth of product too good to be true.

great question are we courageous when we are pretty

when we look into the glass duplicator and see that reflection, we own up to our perfection.

great question is it true, the more money you have, the less clothes you wear

it’s true. i am garment strong.

great question do black people do more for memory of the dead, than anyone else

jews. good or bad, there is longevity in the sad

great question can a short person wear a stetson hat

you wonder. you do. it wouldn’t be the first item of non use. women can’t step on a scale, men can’t be sorry, so it is a go around type of sacrifice.

great question can mgmt only understand mgmt

the blessing and the curse.

great question why is my cat’s breathing relaxing

it’s trusting.

great question would transformers get their own bathroom

i don’t want to be on the receiving end of the conversation when they are told they can’t.

great question if i die, would i like it they made head cheese out of me

Put a cheese plate on my body. some nice fancy toothpicks. cheese squares. class. better than strangers at museum we call houses of worship.

great question if i was on discovery, would i not lose one to a shark to make the viewers happy

i think we are at that looking glass. tough call. eventually sharks won’t come around during sweeps.

great question if my stomach was dough would i bake it

i would toss it high. flour. no corn meal. be a nice way to make a little dough

great question is attempting suicide the same as giving up

yes. less we confuse bravery with taking off our mortal shoes

great question do you lose your gender as you age

unless you drink scotch

great question when did women realize women realize they had it so bad

when they met another woman.

great question do i feel bad for all the times my dad felt bad

unless we talked it’s all make believe and we didn’t so i don’t.

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great question should home depot have a para military aisle

more doing. take over sam’s club. move on target. secure the ridge. pee in the radiator. “go home depot wolverines!”

great question is it too much to comprehend that more often i act like my brother.

it is an odd cuff.

great question does believing make you less lonely

innocent of lonely.

great question if the country slept better, would we recognize ourself in the new days light

it would be historic. take a lot of teddy bears

great question why don’t nike make high heels

They don’t make cowboy boots….har, har, har.

great question do you have to eat to celebrate death

what else are you going to do in church? unless they give you ribs to show they do like to fib

great question tay has riches, does the art suffer

art, there is no art but the visual

great question do i think special needs kids get more love than i did

yes. when you see strength you feel love.

great question do most chefs look like their food

look at swedish chef. we morph well we do

great qeustion is it true lotion is a marinade

Marinade, marinyou, it’s all we ever do

great question what is the rest of the space for in the copier

ass

great question if you had multiple homes how many remotes would you have

be whole lot cooler to travel with one. little holster. maybe camoflodge. until we become bots. cept me. no fat bots allowed

great question if you sell the clover of another persons hard damn effort, are you a preacher

hard to argue with that. tell me what has been told and act as though it is new. for shame

great question can you noodle a ballerina

i do think it would make for a subpar noodle. plus, all those tab cans. you don’t think but you know

great question which ocean has the most calories

billy. just fucking with ya. one on the left. how would i know? most affordable one.

great question am i surprised they have not turned anything out after organic

i am. maybe power organic. killer organic. or compost friendly organic. or tough shit organic. you made me har har har har once i know you can do it again for this dunce.

great question do they think we are going to return the earth brand new

that appears the course we are headed for. apparently a refurbished earth can fend off the finest meteor. or a irksome group of drillers.

great question is fire better indoors or outdoors

can pitch woo directly from fire. you’re hot so you don’t have to take a barre class. call it what it is: buttock seminar

great question is boarding school the same as abortion

for eighteen years.

great question why do we believe in facts

less faith is the hope we can’t afford

great question if you don’t see a good marriage can you have one

it has to happen, just a lot more intricate than you would like.

great question does a suicide attempt make everyone else a counselor

bug light. yeah, tennis racket one. no pickle ball racket…..yet.

great question how do you believe your shit

When you start doing less laundry

great question would i light a coma on fire

probably not, but probably anyway

great question are we guilty of life by association

we are all innocence. we are all guilty. we are all in need of nooky

great question would i be ia at cinnabon

evidence would go missing. the truth would not

great question could jebus have been part of the mile high club if he had relations in his ascent

no. without a witness its just a lonely christmas.

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great question what dog has a nose pierced

we treat animals better than humans. cept george steel. sombitch

great question what happens when they run out of surface to tat

you get fatter. you get tatter. you damn well eat a lot of batter.

great question are midwest women less feminist than the coastal women

yes, they have a life. that’s why. they are not as educated. you can’t learn it all. you just can’t. Can’t have it

great question if you are a stage actor can we understand the depth of you

as confidence is brash, we shall not kiss your ass

great question when i drink in my dreams is that as good as doing awake

it is a odd jolt for sure. i guess if i really wanted to die i would get drunk. since i don’t i must want credit for gravitas

great question does it count if you are terminal and go to someone’s funeral

funerals don’t have a double header.

great question why do people need to know what you have gone through

they want isatoner’s for the holidays. i wanted them to cover the spread.

great question greatest thing you can do to a kid

not have em. all right! sonsabitches. think of all the education you will save for the next kid to never be cool

great question isn’t it great you are never more than one mile from a muffin

six degrees of poppyseed.

great question if we circumcized a pig would that make it kosher

no but it would make state fairs a lot more interesting

great question would wonder woman host a book club

be redundant, but most book clubs are. we bond. so says the chairs.

great question do you include a fat person in a storm shelter

no virginia. i understand. we might eat you. true. that’s life. always being life.

great question is it inherent as you age to divorce love and giving in the name of fear

i think so. people wonder why they are alone when their trail has had a short tail.

great question if we get rid of poneytails on men, will bike lanes disappear

napalm should do it. we matter. your matter will matter as it does the inevitable splatter

great question what do you tell kids at graduation

it’s not about you. it’s about me goddamnit. and, and, hook-em horns. come on. not one f-in-hi-mur, and you put men in their grave. damn you college for taking the left nut of vocabulary.

great question do we presume transformers are the item for the transforming population

i reason that. yes, they are in their prime.

great question should women brand themselves for the day when man is not needed to confirm the seedling.

keep the ring, singe the thighs. have you not had money. chance. time. talk. less it has taken shame for you to dance the right away.

great question what deodorant do you use for the new born

i was thinking a nice brine. it would be awkward askin dunkin for a big pail, but i could be wrong. we are not thinking ourselve strong no more, just wrong no less.

great question what can’t a head nod concur to

alimony

great question difference between prison and the hospital

hospital wipes your fanny while the confines kick it. both cost the same – life.

great question do you get the wart of the babies face

see i would keep the wart, lose the baby

Great question where hasn’t that thermometer been

night time

great question you took away my diet coke in the hospital, how dare you

i was just doing my job. oh, no, you were doing much more than that. you were taking from my soul to be the troll

great question if you know the socks suck, why do you make em

hospital socks make good christmas socks. if you ever let us out of the zoo you call bidness.

great question women are in better shape then men so they have the energy to bad mouth them. Is that not the motive

to why else would they procur life so well

great question you strapped me to a chair and you want me to get better. wtf

i did feel like a supreme. a little young but that’s how they use to be. now they are legendary like a good californian tree

great question will i ever shower with a salaried male again

chance of departure 100%

great question the purest form of love

getting out of bed

great question why did i not get a recycled needle

go earth

great question would i worry if the fellers at the crematorium were enthusiastic

might be odd to see smile while judy goes into the crisper

great question is an animal fart cuter the smaller it is

again, you wonder because you know you know you don’t know

great question save baldness or cure cancer

with baldness cured you can devote the rest of the ill gotten money to stopping cancer.

great question is it true a good night for a man involves meat and for a women it involves friends

not that it is good or bad just how we diverge before the sad

great question should i have been embarassed when they cleaned me at the hospital

if i had done a sugar cookie

great question are handicapp people royalty in hospital country

moo for the cash cow

great question you didn’t like to give me ice chips. and yet you find a mirror. what could be the look you see

yes i would open a ice chip restaurant. why? stay out of the hospital. still have the paper cups. recycle. go earth.

great question what should they do with the amputated bone

dog does drugs for guvmint, let em chew on hale fellow well done.

great question what will the chaplin heal

validate

great question if you climb a mountain are we happy that you have spent so much time away from us

so happy, but poor sherpas, poor, poor sherpas.

great question will i feel the same about my mom as my dad

i don’t know. i just want to feel that i have done everything i could

great question how lucky am i

i could not begin to imagine. i try and it never ends. that is how good it gets

great question why didn’t they pick my nose at the hospital

they didn’t want to boogie

great question doi you have better health when you have wealth

i think you do cause you live for it like us and mountain dew.

great question best thing about the hospital

Prayers don’t get x-rayed.

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