If you steamroll a conjoined, is that two or one

If both are awake it is two.

great question would i drink milk from a handicapp cow

warmest personal regards.

Great question. Where would jebus go to college

Holy cross

Great question where is global saving of the good people’s planet swag

housed by men. Top. Men.

Great question is it the paddle that makes a pickle ball player

it’s being smugletes

Great question. Could you use steak ems as a wig

hell yeah. Get aged provolone. Maybe peppers and onions to feed the birds toppins. i like bread crumbs. maybe cha-baaaaaata. at your leisure.

Great question how many people need to witness execution

local sommelier. can’t smell anyworse than a county cork

great question if you don’t know your in a cult, do you deserve to be in a cult

i recomend a user friendly cult to be wooed by them other cults. preventive culting.

Great question if i died in a hospital would i get a chalk outline

maybe a wiped behind

Great question is death better business than baby

at least there would be equity. shiiiit. hogging the moment. tain’t but the unknown make you known.

Great question what will make women happy

Big. Glorius. Sperm banks.

Great question what happens if another country does better at global getting it on

It’ll be a hard day’s hoping. if you aint the number one earth saver, you’re just the first loser.

Great question is the difference: bike lanes are ten points, walking five points, and together twenty points

you have to remember, it’s all theoretical, like your purpose

great question how would i know if a petculi person wiped themselves

Autopsy

Great question if the church never wanted to tell us, does that mean anything

less we see what they know. couldn’t you have a bowling league. maybe a nice crock pot dinner. maybe, maybe a bridge tournament. just a shitty hobby you have. hmmmph.

Great question is it true, the person who calls another person a racist, is free from being a racist

some nice bifurcation that is.

great question if time takes time, why does ABC evening news take so much of it

You have to turn it around. what would they be doing if they were not on abc evening news. think about it.

Great question isn’t the cause of global warming loneliness. and if loneliness is the problem, why do the connected mock the plight of disconnected

cool kids have all the fun

Great question are we saying, if, if vegans had a time machine and went back to the dinasaur age, saw Indiana Jones had taken one down and was grilling a steak, they wouldn’t nibble

Yep. damn right taste dinasaur. kind of like congress.

Great question why do liberals think disrespect is free

cause their fucking liberals.

Great question. If you fart at the state fair, is it a fart

technically no since no one there earns enough money to be offended.

great question was jebus onboarding

nailed it

Great question can you act and save the planet at the same time

trick question: acting is saving the planet. cept nfl quarterbacks. that is shame

Great question who do you save: an adult or kid

abort, abort, abort!!!

Great question why do we attempt to quantify pain

to believe you have it worse. moo-hoo-hahaha!

Great question if you do the gender portal, should you be able to vote twice

yes. rudimentary

Great question. if you go out of your way at the clinic, just damn near perfect, honor in numbers and numbers don’t lie. if you reach for the fiteen abortion that day, do you feel pretty damn good.

some days you wonder why you and the hero look the same.

Great question do you use sunblock on a turkey

i think you do. never be too careful. it gets cancer and the stuffing is fucked. thanksgiving rides on the stuffing. just like me.

Great question does canada give better scratchies

yep. they have the time.

Great question are we scared of losing the feelings we will never feel

we’re all in a story and not much else matters.

Great question what if the planet is durable like a good planet is

it could always be better. funny you mention that. score. awooga, dive, dive, dive!!!

Great question would i like to know how old my fat is

i would like to know if i’m marbled

Great question why do religions have to infringe on others dignity

upon the surrender of self, religion is but a few bouillon cubes of cult.

Great question how scared am i right now

Hurting myself is on the table. no harm in leaving.

Great question. does vanity fair wink at me sometimes

kids. always doing something

Great question do i miss what i hoped my dad would be

I think we all feel that. not so much for me, but for him.

Great question do women learn innocence,

no guilty women. we give gift of life. and then you take it.

Great question should they add some lavendar to our missiles

when your goal is to kill a lot of people, have fun. pretty sure when it hits they won’t feel special cuz you did some fine work. maybe some provolone. steakems. onions. peppers. chabatta.

Great question truck commercials make seal team six

trucks live man, it’s all they ever do

Great question. will we know the exact person who saves the earth

bobby mcgee

Great question is there more porn in hotels or death on news

does it matter: they both are a cash cown for a dithering enterprise.

Great question Starbucks in the crapper

i can’t see why not. they practically ride shotgun

Great question. Is it easy to chide when you are on the shore safe

How you doin

Great question are we good enough to die together

i think if we dwell on that, maybe we are good enough to live together…….or die trying…..heh,heh,heh

great question do we have enough missiles to not have them

yes. how? oscars theory. we have it to not need it.

Great questions. is not having a memory the secret to love

benevolent brenda

Great question should therapists be continuosly be pouring scotch

Proven. you are smarter when you pour hard liquor. except if your poor. than you can’t afford hard liquor

Great question if you attempt suicide but don’t die, do you get credit as an attempt

i certainly hope not. the number becomes the crutch and the crutch bears your future as the darkest time is the most verbal effort. alas, don’t talk til you find the sweetner for your dark roast.

Great questquestion.can a writer be sexy

no. its the cloak we wear to be less likely.

great question should their be honor in rock climbing

emt’s have honor, so, fuck it, yes.

Great question are men meaner than women

women live longer, that’s pretty damn mean.

great question do short women make all of the wedding dresses

yes. how would i know? some things just come to you in the night lasting a day.

great question if you scratch a coma’s ear does their leg twitch

cutest darn thing

great question if i held my baby by its legs, would it get taller

yep. what about the other way – that isn’t as funny. you are mean – yes, as the never will be held for the always was

great question are yoga teachers caddies of the soul

No fresca for you. would like red solo cup with a nice cider. the floor is wood so there has to be cider.

great question is there anything sadder than a parent with nothing left to give

an activist. but, pretty damn close

great question if you carry your yoga mat with you do you eat abnormal amount of corn dogs

thought so. abceeeeeeyoulater

great question where is thy enemy for women

expectations

great question would pele eat pate

not a doubt in my mind.

great question do people with great wingspan need but scratchers

i don’t think hand sanitzer can cover that spread.

greatest distance for popping a zit

tough. good catholic girl…(?)….people will tell you hot air balloon. close. when you skydive and the person next to you shoot doesn’t open and when they hit, you pop the zit because of the six second rule. good to know.

great question if we can’t imagine what it is like for you, why bark when we don’t even try

that’s not the point. if you cared you would try. love is whine free. good love is destiny

……no……you have to care so we can believe what we do matters…..thar ain’t be no wind on that sail.

great question should a president be able to wear diapers

no. can’t have it. can’t. do the honorable thing and streak.

great question at what point did Biden start watching golden girls.

i think ten years. it is stated you don’t get your s.s. unless you watch the girls.

great question what do you eat after your patient dies

look no further. lox. good lox.

great question would they have a orphanage for smart kids

it’s called boarding school.

great question what is the over under on toaster strudel

there is no toaster strudel. it’s lucky if it makes it out of the box.

great question if i stood in napa valley, would i be a good year

wouldn’t mind people sniffing my cork.

great question is the military the same as porn

yes. nobody watches but everybody uses. shiiiiiit.

great question why do we pay to watch people who have energy

so we have the bastards in our sight.

(?)

great question did the church pay the lawyers on their death bed

fuck no. cold hard cash motherfuckers.

great question is tay’s greatest feature that she cannot be criticized.

seemingly.

great question should they raise the rate for abortions

shop around. maybe get a bogo.